Asher’s Game Reviews (Once Every Month)

Hello fellow followers, and welcome to a brand new segment of my blog! I have decided to review a new video game every month. Don’t worry, these posts are spoiler free! Now, on to the first game! Get ready for a helluva ride with Doki Doki Literature Club!

Doki Doki Literature Club Created by Team Salvato  Released on: September 22, 2017 For: PC, Mac, and Linux  Price: Free on Steam Rating: Unrated, but probably M (PS, make sure to go into this game blind!)

“This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed”. This is the first message the viewer sees when booting up the game. They’re then transported to the title screen which depicts four cute anime girls. We also hear the bubbly main theme. The game stars the main character, “You”, an anime-obsessed high schooler who’s coaxed into joining a Literature Club by their childhood friend, Sayori. Points of the game require you to make poems, and this is where the plot really shines. Your choices of words, decide on which of the four girls you’ll get to know. I will now describe the girls in a non-spoiler way. First there’s Sayori, your peach-haired childhood friend. She’s incredibly friendly and cheerful in nature. She’s also quite air headed, and is often late for school. Second, there’s Yuri, an elegant, tall, and mature girl with large breasts and purple hair. She’s into dark horror stories, and is quite timid in nature. She also is the Vice President of the Literature Club.  Third, there’s Natsuki, a short girl with bright pink hair. She’s very tsundere in nature, and loves baking cupcakes. She also has a soft spot for cute things. Last, there’s Monika. Monika is the president of the Literature Club, and is tall, brown-haired, beautiful, and athletic. Her interests are spoiler-heavy, so I’ll leave it to the viewer to find out! In conclusion, Doki Doki Literature Club is a incredibly amazing game, that is guaranteed to make you jump out of your skin!

Final Rating 10/10 (Absolutely Perfect)

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow mixologists! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some interesting drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

Drinks found on drinksmixer.com and thedrunkenmoogle.com

  • Dracula’s Blood (Castlevania shot) (created by Spirit Cocktails)

Ingredients

  • 1/2 oz. Raspberry Schnapps
  • 1/2 oz. Fireball Whiskey
  • 1/2 oz. Blood Orange Juice 

Directions: Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice and shake well. Strain into a shot glass and take the shot.

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  • Spirit Bomb (Dragon Ball Z cocktail) (created by Aggressive Comics)

Ingredients

  • 1 Can Red Bull
  • 1/2-3/4 shot of Silver Tequila
  • 1/4-1/2 shot of Blue Curacao

Directions: Pour Red Bull into pint glass. Pour a shot mixed with Tequila and Blue Curacao. Drop shot into glass watch it miss its enemy and drink up!

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More Strange SCPS (Tuesdays)

Hello fellow scientists! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to go back to the foundation, and uncover some new objects. Now, put on your S-class protective equipment, and let’s begin!

All information found on scp-wiki.net

  • The Getaway Car SCP-462 Object Class: Euclid 

Description: SCP-462 is a 1968 Chevrolet El Camino in a state of serious disrepair, with several broken windows and severe rust damage. A single key is inserted into the ignition. To date, all attempts at removing the key have failed. If a human sits in the driver’s seat and turns the key as if to start the vehicle, they will instantaneously disappear. Around 42% of SCP-462’s drivers have been known to suddenly reappear without the vehicle at a distant location after a random period of time, ranging from 43 seconds to 7 months, near the spot that they have confirmed as being their chosen destination. These drivers rarely arrive at their destination safely; many have been observed falling from a considerable height after reappearing, while others have arrived while flying in the direction of their destination at various speeds, resulting in injuries that are sometimes fatal. Occasionally, test subjects will arrive in various states of dismemberment. In 35% of these cases, the test subject never reappears and cannot be located, even when fitted with a GPS transceiver. The remaining 23% of test subjects [DATA EXPUNGED].

 The subjects who survive SCP-462’s traveling process report that they are driving during the time they are gone, and express confusion regarding the experience and their abrupt re-appearence. These reports typically contradict the time between vanishing and reappearing, with most drivers insisting that they have been gone for a few minutes as opposed to the actual period of time their disappearance was observed.

The object first came to the Foundation’s attention on October 5th, 2(BLANK BLANK) when (BLANK) Marshall inadvertently used it to find his father, who was serving a life sentence at (BLANK BLANK) Penitentiary, (BLANK BLANK) km from the object’s original location. Questioning was carried out by Agent (BLANK), who was working undercover as one of the facility’s guards. SCP-462 was immediately located and moved to Site (BLANK) without incident.

  

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  • Hard-to-Destroy Reptile SCP-682 Object Class : Keter (This happens to be one of my favorite SCPS!) (BTW please make this into a Horror movie!)

Description: SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (One of these will be shown below.)

SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form. SCP-682’s  physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material. SCP-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682’s nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any liquid solution, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the acid it is contained in. SCP-682’s regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCp-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.

In case of containment breach, SCP-682 is to be tracked and re-captured by all available Mobile Task Forces, and no teams with fewer than seven (7) members are cleared to engage it. To date (BLANK BLANK BLANK), attempted breaches have numbered at seventeen (17), while successful breaches have it numbered at six (6).

Addendum 682-B: Portion of recorded transcript of (BLANK).

   <Begin Log, skip to 00h-21m-52s>

Dr. (BLANK): Now, why did you kill those farmers?

SCP-682: (No verbal communication)

Dr. (BLANK): If you don’t talk know, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into-

SCP-682: (Incomprehensible)

Dr. (BLANK): Pardon? (Motions to move microphone closer)

SCP-682: (Incomprehensible)

Dr. (BLANK): Speak up. (To Personnel D-085) Move the mic up closer.

SCP-682: …  they where (Incomprehensible) …

Dr. (BLANK): (To Personnel D-085) That microphone has only so much gain, move it closer to it!

Personnel D-085: His throat’s messed up man, look at it! He ain’t talking- (Gasps and screams)

SCP-682: (Appearing to assault D-085’s body)  … they were… disgusting…

Dr. (BLANK): (Retreats from the room) 

<End Log>

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Even More Interesting SCPS (Tuesdays)

Names of individuals have been CENSORED under direct order of the foundation.

Hello fellow scientists! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to open the database once again. I hope you guys are ready for some interesting items. Now, put on your protective equipment, and let’s get started! (All info found on scp-wiki.net)

 

  • This one is very disturbing! Read at your own risk! SCP- 478 Tooth Fairies Object Class (Euclid): SCP-478 are small entities of  inconsistent size and shape that resemble a darkly-colored butterfly or moth in flight. Wild instances have been encountered a number of times, but their elusive nature makes capture difficult. Extracted instances of SCP-478 do not seem to eat, sleep, breathe, or breed. They are somewhat predatory, and will normally prey on humans under the age of 25. They also seem to seek out individuals who have not shed all of their deciduous teeth. SCP-478 will enter a victim’s mouth while they sleep, and attach onto the soft palate in the upper nasal cavity, usually blocking one nostril. The body’s mucus production will increase, leading the victim, upon waking, to believe that they have developed a minor cold. From there, the victim’s palate will begin to generate teeth in addition to the gingiva’s (gums) normal replacement of teeth. This growth process will begin at a rate several times faster then normal tooth growth, and quickly increases in speed and severity. The palate’s generation of teeth will continue until the entire palate has been covered,proceeding down the victim’s throat and esophagus. Over the course of two to four days these teeth will completely saturate the stomach lining, then begin growing within the lungs and the subcutaneous layer of skin. Skeletal calcium will be leached away to provide new material for the teeth, in an increasingly painful process. This growth will continue until the entire digestive tract has been saturated by dental tissue, after which SCP-478 will exit the victim’s mouth and flee. Teeth with in the stomach are exposed to the body’s normal acid production, while teeth within the skin will group closely together, forming rigid masses of dental material underneath the surface. All teeth are normal beyond placement, containing a root, nerve and enamel. It is unknown exactly how or why SCP-478 causes this explosive new growth of dental tissue. (O_0) Jesus Christ! I’m so glad this doesn’t exist!

tooth   Sweet Nightmares!

  • SCP-807 Heart Attack on a Plate Object Class (Euclid): SCP-807 is a salmon- colored ceramic dinner plate 20 cm  in diameter with  the words “Last Chance Diner” printed on the edges in white. A small piece has been chipped out of one edge of the plate, just above the letter D. There are no manufacturer’s marks, and to date,all efforts to find the restaurant in question have failed. SCP-807 transmutes any food served upon it into a variation of its original form with high concentrations of fat, sodium, and cholesterol. Once transmuted, the food in question is enhanced in flavor and aroma to perpetual levels, to the point where the desire to consume said food becomes nearly irresistible. Anyone who does consume said food, however, will undergo cardiac arrest  within five minutes of finishing their meal, due to sudden and massive fatty buildup in the major arteries. In some cases, immediate bypass surgery has been shown to be effective in saving the life of a subject. There has been many recorded transmutations.
  1. Cucumber sandwich with fresh cucumbers, white bread, and 2cc butter.- Fried egg sandwich.
  2.   Vegetarian Patty with fresh lettuce, tomato, and onion, with 4 cc ketchup, 4cc mustard, and two slices dill pickle on a whole-wheat bun- “Luther” Burger served on two Krispy Kreme donuts with three beef patties consisting of a total of 0.5 kg of beef, served with lettuce, tomato, onion, 8cc ketchup, 8cc mayonnaise, 8cc mustard, with a fried dill pickle on the side.
  3. Luther Burger- [DATA EXPUNGED]. Further testing of high-fat foods with SCP-807 has been suspended due to the high number of casualties.

cucumber  One of the SCP-807 transmutations

Asher’s Bar (Thursdays)

Hello fellow mixologists! It’s Thursday, and my Bar is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some interesting drinks! Now, grab a shot glass, and let me serve you up something special!

  • Don’t Let The Name Fool Ya! Sticky White Stuff (Demon’s Souls Cocktail) (Drink created by Andrew V)

Ingredients

  • 3 oz. Yakult Asian Yogurt Drink
  • 2 oz. Sprite
  • 1 oz. Peach Schnapps
  • 1/2 oz. Navan

Directions: Chill Yakult and Sprite. Pour all ingredients into glass. Stir and enjoy.

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  • Restore 8 Hearts! Red Potion (The Legend of Zelda Cocktail) (drink created by Eddie Strickland)

Ingredients

  • 8 0z Cran-Apple Juice
  • 1.5 oz Kraken Spiced Rum
  • 0.5 oz blanco tequila 

Directions: Combine all ingredients in a glass/bottle on ice. 

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Asher’s Brewery (Thursdays)

Hello fellow mixologists! It’s Thursday, and my brewery is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some very unique drinks. Now, grab a shot glass, and let’s get mixing!

  • Bones! Lillet Blan  (Grim Grimoire Cocktail) (drink created by Mer)

Ingredients

  • 1  1/2oz Gin
  • 3/4 oz Lillet Blanc
  • 3/4 oz lemon juice
  • 3/4 oz Creme de Violette

Directions: Shake all ingredients with ice, pour into a cocktail glass and garnish with a lemon twist.

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  • Bow Before Bison! Bloody Bison (Street Fighter cocktail) (drink created by James Dance)

Ingredients

  • Tomato juice
  • 1/2 teaspoon Worcester sauce
  • 1 pinch Pepper
  • 1 pinch Chili Flakes
  • 50 ml Zubrowka

Directions: A classic Bloody Mary given the Bison treatment with a double measure of Zubrowka served in a sloped glass reflecting one of his most iconic/or annoying moves.

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Asher’s Brewery (Thursdays)

Hello fellow mixologists! It’s Thursday, and my Brewery is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some interesting drinks. Now, grab a shot glass, and let’s get mixing!

  • Yorda (ICO cocktail) (drink created by Mer of I Feel the Cosmos)

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
  • 1/2 oz. Frangelico hazelnut liqueur
  • 1/2 oz. Kahlua coffee liqueur 
  • 1 oz. Heavy cream, lightly shaken
  • Freshly ground nutmeg

Directions: Shake Bailey’s and Frangelico and pour into a cocktail glass. Pour Kahlua into the bottom of the glass, float lightly shaken cream on top and garnish with freshly grated nutmeg.

yorda

  • Afternoon Tipple (Professor Layton cocktail) (drink created by Mer of I Feel the Cosmos)

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz Earl Grey Tea infused Gin
  • 1 oz White Creme de Cacao
  • 3/4 oz Cointreau
  • 2 oz Cream
  • 1 sugar cube
  • Orange Bitters

Directions: Infuse 3 oz Gin with 1 tsp loose earl grey tea, let steep overnight. In a shaker, saturate 1 sugar cube (1 tsp) with 2-3 dashes of orange bitters and muddle until dissolved. Add rest of the ingredients and shake with ice.

afternoon tipple