Asher’s Jukebox Part 194

Disclaimer!!! The nature and scenes from this music video depict some graphic violence, sexual abuse, and blood. Watch at your own risk!

Leather Teeth by Carpenter Brut, from the album “Leather Teeth” (February 23, 2018) Genres: Synthwave, Electronic, Dance, Darksynth

Before we get into this incredible piece, I need to let you know some backstory. Back in 2012, the Texas-based video game company, Devolver Digital, released an ultra violent top-down shooter that’s a love letter to the 80’s. The gameplay was fast paced, and the soundtrack introduced me to one of my favorite genres, Synthwave. I discussed Synthwave before, and it was not until Hotline Miami 2 that I was introduced to one of the pioneers of the genre, Carpenter Brut. His intense style and amazing bass fills immediately won me over, and I just had to look at his other work. Upon researching his work, I found this piece, and knew from the very start that I had to write about it sometime soon on my blog. Well, that time is now, so let’s get started!

This song starts out with a soft and droning synth, then, near the 20 second mark, the bass increases and we are treated to some truly orgasmic beats. I absolutely love the intense drum beats scattered throughout the piece, and everything seems to layer perfectly on top of each other. Even without context, you can totally tell that this work is made for sleazy slasher films. I adore this pure ear worm of a piece and I hope you guys will let me know what you think of it in the comments’ section below.

More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly Brawl!

Portal Runner by Cardmaker1 Type: Mage Neutral Minion Appearance: A gnome messenger running from a pink portal. Mana Cost: 3 Attack: 2 Health: 4 Effects: Rush: After this minion attacks, add an ‘Unstable Portal‘ spell to your hand.

This is a very balanced card that has an awesome effect. It costs just the right amount of mana, and the spell it adds to your hand is definitely worth it. You get a free attack in and the chance of getting a high-cost minion for a reduced cost.

Awesome and Unique Quirks From My Hero Academia

Hello fellow viewers, and welcome to a brand new topic! My Hero Academia is an incredible Anime with a gigantic cast of characters. The series takes place in a futuristic world where 80% of the population have inherited amazing supernatural abilities known as Quirks. Each of said Quirk is extremely unique, and people use them in a variety of ways. Deku, the main character was unfortunately born Quirkless, and the series revolves around his journey of becoming the world’s greatest hero. We meet multiple characters throughout the story that have awesome abilities, and this is what this topic is going to be covering. Expect a lot of these posts in the near future due to the staggering amount of abilities. Minimal Spoilers Ahead! Now, let’s begin!

Manifest Quirk User: Tamaki Amajiki (Hero) Type: Transformation First Appeared: Episode 68 Ch 132 Abilities: This incredible Quirk allows Tamaki to literally manifest various properties of anything he consumes. It can also allow him to gain a variety of different abilities. He can gain tentacles from eating Takoyaki, or an immensely potent stinger from eating a bullet ant. The Quirk doesn’t stop at food, and is only limited to what his body can digest. Special Moves: Chimera Centaur: Tamaki transforms himself into a raging centaur. Chimera Tentacles: Tamaki gains multiple tentacles and releases them to attack in a rotating wave. Weaknesses: His transformations are only retained if it remains in his system. He has to eat specific foods each day in order to gain their powers.

Tamaki has one of my favorite Quirks in the entire series. I love food-related abilities, and this is one of the most unique ways to make it powerful. The possibilities are nearly endless, and I can’t wait to see what other ideas Horikoshi has in store for us.

Comic Quirk User: Manga Fukidashi Type: Mutant First Appeared: Ch 200 Abilities: This Quirk allows Manga to create onomatopoeia in the real world. This is visualized in the form of huge Japanese letters by speaking them. The onomatopoeia has the same effects as that sound. This makes this Quirk extremely versatile, and various effects can happen if Manga spells the wording correctly. Special Moves: KA-BOOM! BANG! BLAM! BONK!: This move creates gigantic and sturdy letters that crash through an area, and act as a protective wall. Jimejime: This set of letters acts as a humidifier. BOING: Creates bouncy letters that reflect projectiles. Added Effect: The Quirk also transforms Manga’s head to look like an actual comic book speech bubble. Weakness: Using the Quirk too often will cause Manga’s throat to become sore, and it will limit the usage of words.

Manga is a fascinating character that hasn’t been seen in many chapters. His Quirk reminds me of Koichi’s Stand, Echos, and I bet it’ll be super colorful in the Anime.

More Awesome TV Tropes

Hello fellow Pop Culture Enthusiasts! It’s time for another Tropes post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome trivia. Now, let’s begin!

Vomit Discretion Shot : This is a highly used trope in many forms of media. It occurs when a character vomits off camera. The opposite of the trope is the Vomit Indiscretion Shot where the vomit is shown in all its gross detail. Some examples include; The Gohan vs Cell fight from Dragon Ball Z. During the fight, Gohan punches Cell in the stomach with such force that he literally vomits Android 18 out of his body. Next, there’s the first time Uruaka overexerts her powers in My Hero Academia. She can manipulate gravity, but prolonged exposure to its effects make her nauseous. She vomits rainbows and sparkling glitter. Lastly, there’s the King of the Hill episode, “And They Call It Bobby Love”. In the episode, Bobby wins a steak eating contest, and then vomits in front of his girlfriend, Connie.

Nutritional Nightmare: A very common trope that’s used mainly in comedies. It deals with a food, or food combination that’s so unhealthy, it’s every Doctor’s nightmare. Some examples include; Disco Bear’s breakfast from the “A Change of Heart” episode of the gorily hilarious show, Happy Tree Friends. He goes to a diner, and orders a gigantic stack of pancakes with tons of maple syrup, fried eggs, and orange juice. He then finishes the meal off with two sticks of deep fried butter. This causes him to have a heart attack due to the butter blocking one of his arteries. Next, there’s Farmer Ahab’s Blubber Nuggets from The Fairly Odd Parents. They’re essentially deep fried whale fat. Lastly, there’s the “Homer the Heretic” episode of the Simpsons. Homer makes an unholy combination of waffle batter, liquid smoke, and melted caramels all wrapped around a stick of butter!

More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly “Brawl”!

Black Hole by Kingforever Type: Warlock Epic Spell Appearance: A small, shadowy orb that is starting to absorb the background. Mana Cost: 4 Effect: Destroy 1 random minion. (Upgrades whenever a minion dies).

This is a very unique card that is definitely suited for the Warlock class. You can use this card as a board clear, and your opponent won’t know what hit them! I also love how the card is based on an actual black hole, meaning that it expands and absorbs everything.

Moon Surge by Nichodemons Type: Druid Neutral Spell Appearance: A giant creature resonating with dark blue energy. Mana Cost: 2 Effect: Deal 2 damage. Add a ‘Moonfire’ spell to your hand.

This is a great card that has a lot of utility. Dealing 2 damage is not too shabby for a 2 cost spell, and the additional 1 damage is the icing on the cake. You can save up this spell for later use, or duplicate it for additional chaos.

More Awesome Jojo Stands

SPOILERS FOR ALL PARTS AHEAD!!!

Hello fellow Jojo fans! It’s time for another Stand post! I hope you guys are ready for some crazy characters. Now, strike a pose, and let’s begin!

Ebony Devil User: Devo (Deceased)Impaled by Silver Chariot Type: Long-Distance and Bound Stand First Appeared: Stardust Crusaders Ep 8 Ch 133 (Part 3) Appearance: A grey alien-like creature with four arms and eyes. It’s completely covered in armor and is holding two shields, a short sword, and a bow. Personality: Sadistic and vulgar. Power: Hatred Manipulation: Ebony Devil’s ability is activated when Devo is struck. It grows in power, depending on how much hatred Devo has towards his attacker. This then can be used to inflict massive damage on the attacker. The damage is controlled via a Chucky-like doll. Weakness: Damage Reflection: Although the Stand can cause heavy damage, if the attacker manages to overpower it, Devo will die.

This was a very unique stand with an absolutely deadly power. Being able to transfer anger into power is very formidable, and can kill quite easily. Unfortunately, due to its huge weakness Polnareff easily took it down after finding it out.

The Grateful Dead Stand User: Prosciutto (Deceased) Crushed by a train’s wheels. Type: Long-Distance Stand Appearance: A humanoid creature with no mouth and various eyes covering its body. It is purple in color and has tentacles in place of legs. First Appeared: Golden Wind Ep. 14 Ch. 488 (Part 5) Power: Accelerated Aging: This Stand can cause organisms over a wide area to age mentally and physically at an incredibly fast rate. This can be deployed one of two ways. First, the aging spreads over a large area and through attacks. Second, the aging can be spread via contact. If spread this way, the process is greatly accelerated. Various organisms have different effects upon the aging Adults will quickly gain grey hair and their cognitive thinking skills will slowly diminish. Babies will have wrinkled skin and lose their hair. Lastly, fruit and vegetables will rot. Prosciutto is completely immune to these effects, but can use the power to deceive his attackers. Weakness: If people affected by this power are exposed to cold, the effects will slowly start to diminish.

The Grateful Dead was one of the most dangerous Stands in part 5. The power to age people is incredible, and it nearly destroyed all of Giorno’s team. I also love this Stand’s design, and the reference to the great band.

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Pokedex post. I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

Shiriman (The Brown Eye Pokemon) #308 Appearance: A nude human-like creature with a large red eye on its ass. Psychic/Fairy Type Possible Abilities: Receiver (Copies the Ability of a defeated ally), Keen Eye (Prevents accuracy from being lowered and ignores evasiveness-raising moves), Intimidate (Lowers opposing Pokemon’s Attack stat by 1 upon entering the battle), or Prankster (Gives priority to status moves, but fails if the target is a Dark type) Ht: 2’11” Wt: 69.7 lbs Doesn’t evolve Base Stats: HP: 109, Attack: 88, Defense: 87, Sp. Atk: 86, Sp. Def: 85, Speed: 64 Base Stat Total: 519 (Extremely balanced stats with an emphasis on HP) Immune to Dragon and Weak to Ghost, Steel, Bug, and Poison

Entry: Shiriman disguises itself as a person, then flips around to expose its hazel eye. Its mouth also serves as an anus.

Awesome Cards To Look Forward To In Madness at the Darkmoon Faire

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for an incredibly fun post! The newest Hearthstone expansion is going to be released tomorrow, and we are going to get 135 new cards to play around with. As per usual with these posts, I am going to be sharing some of my favorite new cards in the expansion. Keep in mind though, my opinions will probably change as I play around with them, so expect an update in about a month. Now, let’s take a trip to the Faire!

Deck of Lunacy Type: Mage Legendary Spell Mana Cost: 2 Appearance: A deck of cards with a maniacal face on them. Effect: Transform spells in your deck into ones that cost (3) more. (They keep their original Cost)

Here we have the card that I’m most excited for in the new expansion. The effect is absolutely insane, and can definitely change the state of the game in seconds. Transforming all of your spells into even more powerful ones is always a good thing, and the retained cost is what puts it over the edge. Your opponent will be shocked when they get hit by a 1-cost Fireball, and the ever-changing meta will have an absolute field day finding the best places to put this insane card.

Darkmoon Tonk Type: Hunter Rare Minion Tribe: Mech Appearance: A green and gold tank with a stern face and multiple cannons. Mana Cost: 7 Attack: 8 Health: 5 Effect: Deathrattle: Fire 4 missiles at random enemies that deal 2 damage each.

I’ve always been of fan of random effects, and this one fits that liking to a T! It not only has an impressive attack, but the Deathrattle can cause tons of shenanigans on your opponent’s board. Also, it deals 8 damage to your opponent’s face if their board is completely empty.

Blood of G’huun Type: Priest Epic Minion Tribe: Elemental Appearance: A very cool bloody elemental with sharp teeth. Mana Cost: 9 Attack: 8 Health: 8 Effect: Taunt. At the end of your turn, summon a 5/5 copy of a minion in your deck.

This is a very good card that gives you quite a lot of protection. Not only is it a powerful defender and damage dealer, but the extra 5/5 summon at the end of your turn can become real good real fast. If you have some high level Legendaries, this turns into a major force to be reckoned with.

Asher’s Jukebox Part 192

Glide by Stephen Walking from the album “Rocket League x Monstercat Vol. 3″ Genre: House, Future House, Tropical House, Electronic, Breaks Date Released: May 8th, 2018 Length: 3:17

This is an absolutely amazing track that will have you dancing in seconds! It starts with a very catchy beat and some guitar riffs. Next, we are introduced to some of the most awesome saxophone playing you have ever heard. It transforms an already epic Electronic piece into an absolute groove fest. I was first introduced to this piece by my old roommate, and amazing EDM producer, Aaron. This is actually his favorite college professor’s work, and that makes me respect it even more. I’d love to hear what you guys think of this piece in the comments’ section below.

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More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly “Brawl”!

Netherzim Channeler by Marleon Type: Dual Class Priest/ Warlock Epic Minion Tribe: Demon Appearance: A fearsome demon with a large pair of wings. Mana Cost: 6 Attack: 5 Health: 5 Effect: Lifesteal. After you cast a spell, deal 1 damage to all minions.

This is a very unique card that give the Warlock Class a healing edge in battle.With a full field, you can be netting 14 health every turn, and that is truly incredible. The 5/5 body is also nothing to sneeze at.

Feasting Brain by SimHill Type: Priest Epic Minion Appearance: A brain-like creature with sharp claws. Mana Cost: 3 Attack: 2 Health: 2 Effect: Battlecry: Add all spells your opponent cast last turn to your hand.

This is a very cool card that works like the Plagiarize secret. If you are fighting an opponent with a knack for spells, this could be last resort. It could be meta, but it might be too strong for this class.