More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome custom cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a brawl!

  • Gornack Blazeheart by SirCat Type: Legendary Warrior Minion Mana Cost: 5 Attack: 6 Health: 4 Appearance: An absolutely terrifying and awesome Orc with spiky armor and a huge halberd. Effect: Enemy minions directly in front of this minion have a 100% chance to attack the wrong target.

This is a very unique Warrior card that I could definitely see played in today’s meta. We never really have had a minion quite like this before, and the effect isn’t too overpowered. The stats of this minion are also quite balanced, and while it isn’t too hard to takedown, minions will have trouble handling it.

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  • Sunwell Portal by KnightKnight Type: Priest Common Spell Appearance: A portal that is radiating with a blue-green light, and surrounded by an azure blue background. Mana Cost: 3 Effect: Silence a minion. Summon a random 3-cost minion.

Here we have one of my favorite genres of cards, the portals. I have always loved the randomness of these cards, and this works perfectly for the Priest. Silence Priest decks are some of the most fun that you can have in the game, and I think this card is great.

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More Crappy Book Covers

Hello fellow Book Lovers! It’s time for some more crappy covers. I hope you guys are ready to cringe and laugh! Now, let’s begin!

  • Griddle Creek: Fool’s Gold (Book 2) by M. Malenga Released: October 12th, 2017 Genres: Children’s Humor, Comic Book Pages: 32 Quick Summary: A typical museum heist story with quirky humor. 

I know this is supposed to be a kid’s book, but this art is completely unacceptable! It  seems like the artist just searched on Google Images for a picture of a diamond, and placed it on a black and grey background. If you are going to create a comic book, at least make the front cover appealing.

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  • Facemate by Steven M. Greenberg Released: July 10th, 2019 Genre: Fiction Quick Summary: An Autistic boy discovers a futuristic dating site, and acquires unimaginable power. 386 pages 

What we have here is missed potential. The plot of this book seems really neat, and is definitely a unique concept. Unfortunately, the front cover makes it fall flat on its face. What we have is 4 “people” that are 3D nightmares. The graphics are extremely unsettling, and seem to delve into the “Uncanny Valley”.

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More Awesome Tv Tropes

Hello fellow Pop Culture Enthusiasts! It’s time for another tropes post! I hope you guys are ready for some amazing facts. Now, let’s begin!

  • Serial Killer: A dark, but morbidly fascinating trope that’s used in multiple forms of media. It depicts a character, possibly mentally unstable, who kills multiple people. Some examples (not using depictions of real life examples), include; Lucy from the ultra-violent manga and anime, Elfen Lied. She is completely malicious, and slaughters multiple people with her demonic powers. Next, there’s Mr. Zsasz from the Batman Series. He’s one of the more psychopathic prisoners of Arkham Asylum. His body is covered in scars, which represent the amount of people he has killed. Lastly, there’s Dexter from the show of the same name. He’s a unique case, in that he only kills Serial Killers.

elfen.jpgLucy: Cute but extremely dangerous.

 

  • Up To Eleven: An incredibly common trope that occurs in many forms of media. It happens when some type of event or tragedy increases power or effect. Some examples include; Most of the cast of the manga/anime series, Eyeshield 21. This is an amazing football series that insanely increases stereotypical bullies and jocks into super humans. Next, we have the Ludicrous Speed dial from Spaceballs. Lastly, there’s the Are you Nuts?! speed on Jimmy Neutron’s Jetpack.

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More Crazy Urban Dictionary Entries

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Hello fellow wordsmiths! It’s time from another Urban Dictionary post. I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Miso: Acronym (My Internet Shut Off)
  • Ora: Onomatopoeia for punching someone with great vigor. (Yes, it’s a mother fucking Jojo reference!)
  • 101: Introduction, basics.
  • Nob: British slang for penis.
  • Sancho: Spanish for “the other man”.

More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a brawl!

  • Honeyshaker by Lucious Type: Druid Minion Rarity: Epic Mana Cost: 3 Attack: 0 Health: 7 Appearance: A fearsome looking bee cyborg filled with honey. Effect: At the end of each turn summon a 1/1 bee to attack a random enemy.

This is an incredibly unique card that really works with the Druid class. Beees! was a very good card in the most recent expansion, and this works as minor version of that spell. It also has very even stats, making it quite playable in this meta. Great job Lucious!

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  • Smolderon, the Infernal by DragonicDoom Type: Shaman Minion Rarity: Legendary Tribe: Elemental Mana Cost: 10 Attack: 2 Health: 4 Appearance: An ultra cool skeletal infernal. Effect: Battlecry: Cast Meteor. Deathrattle: Cast Volcano.

This minion packs a serious punch! Not only is its Battlecry target 3 creatures, but its Deathrattle is literally a board clear. The heavy mana cost is definitely needed, as the effects alone are incredibly potent. 

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More Awesome TV Tropes

Hello fellow Pop Culture Enthusiasts! It’s time for another tropes post. I hope you guys are ready for some awesome knowledge. Now, let’s begin!

  • Random Encounters: A widely used trope in various RPGS. It occurs when the party runs into a random horde of enemies. This can happen with or without warning. Some examples include; Final Fantasy I, the party will run into multiple encounters throughout the game, and some squares are deliberately there for this reason. Next, we have virus encounters from the Megaman Battle Network and Starforce series. Lastly, we have Drakkhen which amps up the encounter rate to absurd levels, with even bosses appearing to kick your ass.

random An example of this in Megaman Battle Network.

 

  • Bloody Horror: A trope used in nearly every form of media. It’s a genre that usually incorporates visceral things happening to the body. These can include blood shooting out of orifices, bloody bodies, or anything gory. Some examples include; The Arc of The Covenant scene from Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark. Beams shoot out of the box, melting the Nazis into bloody mush. Next, there’s the bloody elevator from The Shining. Lastly, there’s the 9th man’s fate in the visual novel, 999.

face melt Melting Nazis! My favorite!

More Delicious Foods From Around The World (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow food lovers! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more delicious foods. Now, let’s dig in!

  • Bath Buns are sweet pastries that come from the United Kingdom. They’re made from a milk-baked yeast dough, and crushed sugar. It’s usually topped with candied fruit.

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  • Ayam kecap is a savory dish that comes from Southeast Asia. It’s made with chicken that’s been simmered in a sweet soy sauce. It’s eaten as a main dish, and is usually spiced with various herbs and vegetables.

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