Awesome/Strange Comic Book Characters (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more awesome characters. Now, grab your favorite Graphic Novel, and let’s begin!

  • Spiral Real Name: Rita Wayword Status: Villain sorceress Creator: Marvel First Appeared: Longshot #1 (September 1985) Ht: 5’10” Wt: 150 lbs Hair: Silver Eyes: Blue Powers/Abilities: Enhanced strength, spell casting, six arms, excellent swordswoman, teleportation, genius level intellect

Rita was an extremely talented stunt woman who fell in love with the hero, Longshot. This didn’t last very long, and Rita was soon kidnapped by the spineless Mojo. Mojo erased all of Longshot’s memories of Rita, and she was given modifications at the Body Shoppe. The experiments left Rita with six arms, cybernetic implants, teleportation abilities, and knowledge of the dark arts. The modifications also left her mentally unstable, and Mojo used this to manipulate her into a killing machine. She eventually has a change of heart, and joins the Uncanny X-Force. 


  • Gambit Real Name: Remy LeBeau Status: Thief and Adventurer Creator: Marvel First Appeared: The Uncanny X-Men #366 (August 1, 1990) Ht: 6’1” Wt: 183 lbs Hair: Brown Eyes: Bright Red Powers/Abilities: Master thief, charges inanimate objects (his favorite being playing cards) with explosively released biokinetic energy, superhuman agility, immune to telepathy, enhanced dexterity, extremely charming, exceptional weapon fighter, great accuracy 

Remy’s early life was downright depressing, and filled with tragedy. He was abandoned by his parents at an early age due to his satanically red eyes. He lived on the streets until the leader of the Thieves’ Guild adopted him into his group. Remy then grew up learning the ways of thieves, and became an exceptional one himself. He joined the Marauders, and grew close with one of the members, Scalphunter. Upon realizing what the team’s main goal was, Gambit left the Marauders, and joined the X-Men.



Even More Crazy Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Art (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy card art. Now, it’s time to duel!

  • Emperor Of The Land And Sea Normal Reptile Water Attribute 5 stars Atk/1800 Def/1500 Description: This reptilian monster sprays fire in every direction.

This is a weak, 5 star monster that can be searched out by Ancient Rules. It has a light blue body and rows of sharp teeth. The only issue is that it looks quite derpy, and slightly resembles a Pitbull. 

emp of la nd


  • Madjinn Gunn Normal Fiend Dark Attribute 2 stars Atk/600 Def/800 Description: A living weapon that spits projectiles. 

This card looks like something straight out of my nightmares! It’s a winged, demonic creature with a large jaws, serpentine tails, and a dark blue body. I absolutely adore the freaky design, and great attention to detail. The only issue, is that without support, it’s relatively useless.


Asher’s Book Reviews (One Every Month)

Hello everyone, and welcome to my monthly book review! I have reviewed one book in the past, and would like to make this a permanent topic. This post has a lot of sentimental value to me, as it was my introduction into the Bizarro genre. Bizarro fiction, in my opinion, is the Abstract Art of book genres. Books in the genre usually discuss often controversial subject matter, and have different meanings depending on the viewer. The genre has gained a cult following, and many famous people like Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Moorcock are among the fans. Some may be immediately turned off by the often vivid and visceral nature of these books, while others absolutely adore them. I am a major fan of this genre, and will definitely discuss more of these books in the future. This amazing tome from’s executive editor, David Wong, is simply titled John Dies at the End. Now, let’s begin this month’s review!

John Dies at the End by David Wong (August 15th, 2007) First book in the three part series Genres: Humor,Horror, Bizarro, Science Fiction, and Fantasy 362 pages

This book is unlike anything I’ve ever read before. The first sentence will grab you by the hand, and take you on a Surrealist acid trip of epic proportions. The book was also made into an equally incredible film that permanently sticks with you for many years to come. The story is about two great friends named John and Dave, and the ridiculous adventures that they go on together. They live in an undisclosed place in the Midwestern United States, and try to stop paranormal activity in their city. Dave meets reporter, Arnie, and he tells him the rest of the paranormal occurrences, which make up the rest of the book. We also learn about this black, and seemingly moving substance known as “Soy Sauce.” This drug enters the body intravenously, and causes the user to have amazing powers. The powers include; mind reading, precognition, enhanced vision, and dream reading. Unfortunately, every time the substance is used, the user begins to lose their perception of reality, and it also can result in an extremely gruesome death.  I am leaving out many details, because it’s very easy to spoil the book. The book includes talking meat monsters, undead skinheads, and other ridiculous anomalies that I will leave up to the readers to find out. In conclusion, John Dies at the End is a brilliant and drug-induced fever dream that will blow your mind!!

10/10 (Absolutely Amazing)   


More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

Warning! NSFW Content Ahead!

Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more wacky Pokedex entries. Now, let’s dive into the crazy world of Pokemon Clover!

  • Spookzilla (The Skeleton Pokemon) #237 Ghost Type Ability: Cursed Body or Intimidate Male or Female (50/50% chance) Ht: 5’03” Wt: 34.2 lbs Final evolution of Spookster and evolves from Spookeer at level 50. Has the highest base attack of all Ghost types. HP: 90 Attack: 137 Defense: 105 Sp Attack: 73 Sp Defense: 85 Speed: 110 Stat Total: 600 (Extremely good) Weak to Ghost and Dark and immune to Normal and Fighting. Based off of Godzilla and the “Spooky Scary Skeletons” song. Appearance: A purple, dinosaur-like creature with three skeleton heads.

Entry: Spookzilla will send shivers down your spine. Their shrieking skulls will shock your soul and seal your doom.



  • FaZeagle (The Shots fired Pokemon) #265 Fire and Flying type Ability: Sniper or Keen Eye Male or Female (50/50% chance) Ht: 5’07” Wt: 166.4 lbs Final evolution of Emelgy and evolves from Fedorawk at level 32. HP: 75 Attack: 80 Defense: 65 Sp Attack: 95 Sp Defense: 65 Speed: 117 Stat Total: 495 (Average although the Sniper ability is fantastic) Weak to Water, Rock, and Electric while immune to Ground. Based off of FaZe Gaming and a MLG gamer hawk. Appearance: A blue and red eagle with Halo gear, “Deal With It” shades, and a tail gun.

Entry: It uses its gun-like tail to wreck wild Pokemoms and human moms, especially yours. (Its cry is a sequence of loud airhorns that are usually played with somebody pulls off an amazing move in a FPS)



  • Sjwhale (The Landwhale Pokemon) #058 Water and Psychic type Ability: Rivalry or Synchronize Gender: 12.5% Male/ 87.5% Female Ht: 6’07” Wt: 776.0 lbs  Evolves from Fishnism at level 35. HP: 115 Attack: 65 Defense: 95 Sp Attack: 50 Sp Defense: 100 Speed: 90 Stat Total: 515 (The highest HP of all non-legendary Psychic-type Pokemon) Weak to Bug, Ghost, Grass, Electric, and Dark. Based off of insane feminists and an insult to fat people. Appearance: An obese, blue whale with gender signs for eyes. Social Justice Warrior + Whale

Entry: Sjwhales are seen planning attacks. They use their PSI powers to control the minds of others  to help their plans. (Their cry sounds like OOOOOOOOOHHRHHHH!)



More Of The Schmidt Pain Index (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow Entomologists! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, its time for us to take a look at some more dangerous insects. Now, let’s begin!

  • Maricopa harvester ant (Pogonomyrmex maricopa) Size: The tip of your finger Pain Index: 3 Diet: Seeds Habitat: Arizona 

This species of harvest ant is mainly found in Arizona. It has a bright, red body and a very potent venom. The ant species harvests seeds for consumption, and make their homes in gravel or rock-rich environments. The sting is infamous for being extremely painful, and 12 stings call kill a mouse. Schmidt describes the pain as: “A drill wedged into an ingrown toenail.” o_O! To make matters worse, the pain can last for up to four hours!



  • California carpenter bee (Xylocopa californica) Size: 12-25 mm Diet: Nectar Habitat: California, Mexico, Nevada, Oregon, and Utah Sting Index: 2.5

The California carpenter bee is a large, black bee with big wings, powerful mandibles, and a stinger. The females are the only ones who sting, while the males focus on pollination. Schmidt describes the pain as: “Swift, sharp, and decisive, like slamming a fingertip in a car door.”

  carpenter bee

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Tuesday)

It’s time for another crazy look into the world of Pokemon Clover! As said before, some of these entries are controversial and vulgar in nature. If you can look past that, you’re in for a hell of a good time!

  • Deloris the Mindfuck Pokemon (Based off of a fusion of Bellsprout and Jynx) Grass/Ghost Type Female Only 7’10” 270lbs

Its signature move, Fizzbitch has the power to strike down 30 Indian elephants from a single tree. (This abomination’s cry is the Wilhelm Scream)


  • Marleyzard the Dank Pokemon (Based of of Bob Marley) Grass/Fire type 5’07” 199.5 lbs

420 Blaze it anyone? This Pokemon moves irregularly on the battlefield. Its weed wings can support its whole weight. (Its cry is smoke weed everyday!)


  • Unjoy the Undead Pokemon (It’s the severed head is Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny if shiny, and it has the most terrifying back sprite) Ghost type Female only 4’11” 103.2 lbs

 Unjoy absorbs the energy of sleepers to get nutrients. They hide in dark alleys in cities, waiting for wanderers to come close. (Its cry is the freaking Lavender Town theme!)

Instant nightmare fuel!!


  • Frutagon the Pitaya Pokemon  (Based off of a dragon and a dragonfruit and it’s shiny is based off of the Digimon Flamedramon) Grass/Dragon type 6’07” 209.4 lbs

Its claws can cut through anything. Legends state a Frutagon once slain 665 Indian elephants with a single slash.



  • Chromox the Googol Pokemon (Based of of Mozilla Firefox, Google Chrome, Zigzaggon, and Poochyena) Fire/Steel type Genderless 5’03” 224.9 lbs

Chromox move around at blinding speed. Since Iplora are worthless, trainers try to evolve them as soon as possible. (Its cry is the logging into Chrome sound.)


  • Notridley the Space Dragon Pokemon (Definitely not based off of Ridley from Metroid and a mustache) Dragon/Flying type Male only 26’03” 2455.3 lbs

He soars through space on wicked wings. Notridley may look mindless, but he is intelligent. He is also not Ridley. (His cry is Anguirus’s cry.)


More Obscure Music Genres

Hello everyone! It’s time for me to bring back an old favorite! About a year ago, I jumped into the fascinating world of obscure music genres. I have always found this topic to be quite interesting with new genres added almost daily. Now, let’s dive into the most unique and weird genres that music has to offer!

  • Noise Rock Created: 1968 Prominent Bands: Melt-Banana, Metz, Big Black

Noise Rock is a Punk-inspired genre with large distortion levels,  occasionally unintelligible vocals, sharp and intense sounds, and blindingly fast guitar riffs and strange lyrics. Many Japanese bands of this genre also started to rise in the early 60’s. While most of it is very painful to the ears, some is quite enjoyable like Sonic Youth and Velvet Underground.


  • Glitch Hop Created: 1997 Prominent Producers: Virtual Riot, Mr. Bill, GRiZ 

Glitch Hop is a subgenre of Glitch that uses malfunctioning electronics and fusion of Hip Hop to create incredibly catchy, video game-inspired pieces. It’s also influenced by Dubstep and drum and bass. The pieces are usually played at 110 BPM.