More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

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  • Polym….Oops by gardenghi16 Type: Dual Mage/Rogue Spell Rarity: Epic Appearance: Smoking chicken’s feet. Mana Cost: 5 Effect: Deal 6 damage to a minion. Combo: Make it disappear instead. 

This is a very silly card that I absolutely love the flavor text of. This takes a botched transformation spell and literally turns it into raw damage. Since the newest expansion is all school themed, this card fits in right away. Its dual nature makes it a lot of fun to experiment with, and both effects are quite balanced for its cost. This could also make disappearing minions become a staple feature in the upcoming expansions.

polym...oops

 

  • Mix Master Djack by Gothe Type: Shaman Legendary Minion Appearance: An ultra-cool looking DJ with a vibrant colored beard and groovy shades. Mana Cost: 5 Attack: 5 Health: 5 Effect: Battlecry: Shoot 8 notes at random minions. They transform them into minions that cost (1) more or (1) less (at random).

Here we have my favorite Custom Hearthstone card in ages! The effect, artwork, and zaniness of this card is exactly what I’m looking for in today’s meta. This is messing with the incredibly fun “evolve” mechanic, and it works so well. I had tons of fun with the new spell, Devolving Missiles, and this almost seems like that card’s boss. I could only imagine the insanity this card would create on a full board of minions, and I really want to card to actually exist. 

mix master

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for some more crazy entries. I hope you guys are ready for some extremely strange creatures. Now, let’s begin!

  • Housant (The House Pokemon) #315 Rock/Bug Type Possible Abilities: More Room (Increases the duration of Room-Based moves), Emergency Exit (Switches out when HP is below half) Shell Armor (Blocks critical hits), or Unburden (Double Speed when held item is lost) Appearance: An ant with a house on its back. Evolves into Apartmant at Level 29 Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 0’8” Wt: 3.3 lbs Base Stats: HP: 60, Attack: 70, Defense: 80, Sp. Atk: 30, Sp. Def: 40, Speed: 50 Base Stat Total: 330 (Pretty balanced stats around the board) Weak to Rock, Steel, and Water.

Entry: The container on its back can hold a small family of Militant. They scatter if Housant is in trouble.

housant

 

  • Deathorus (The Death Storm Pokemon) #160 Flying/Dark Type Evolves from Felimbus at level 36 and is the final form of Cloucat Appearance: A cat made out of clouds with a reaper’s scythe as a tail. Possible Abilities: Tough Claws (The power of contact moved are boosted by 30%), Shower Power (Rain boosts Sp. Atk by 1.5 and the Pokemon loses 1/8th of its Max HP each turn), or Cloud Nine (Negates weather effects) Ht: 6’06” Wt: 66.6 lbs Gender Ratio: 87.5 % male to 12.5% female Base Stats: HP: 75, Attack: 95, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 90, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 125 Base Stat Total: 550 (Highest Speed of all Dark-type Pokemon) Immune to Ground and Psychic and Weak to Fairy, Ice, Electric, and Rock.

Entry: It has a vicious temper and loves slashing Pokemon with the blade on its tail. Its roar sounds like thunder.

deathorus

More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

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  • Mind Pillager by King Kuba Type: Rogue Epic Minion Tribe: Pirate Appearance: A withered-looking undead pirate with chaotic energy. Effect: Battlecry: Your next card from another class costs (0). Attack: 4 Health: 4

I absolutely love the concept of this card. One of the best Rogue-type decks you can run is known as the Pilfer Rogue. It involves you stealing cards from various classes to benefit your own. This card can start an amazing combo that could leave your opponent speechless. 

mind pillager

 

More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

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  • Blazed Totem by Cardmaker1 Type: Shaman Neutral Minion Tribe: Totem Appearance: A demonic-looking totem with large horns. Mana Cost: 0 Attack: 0 Health: 2 Effect: Each turn this is in your hand, transform into a random Totem.

This is a very unique card that is like a Shifter Zerus for Shamans. We have many totem cards already in the game, and this makes them even more useful. You can also play it on turn one as a regular minion.

blazed totem 

More Awesome TV Tropes

Hello fellow Pop Culture Enthusiasts! It’s time for another tropes post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome trivia. Now, let’s begin!

  • Broken Smile: This is a very common trope that’s used in many different forms of media. It deals with a character completely losing their mind. Something snaps inside them, and all they can do is awkwardly and insanely smile. Some examples include; The winner of the last year’s Battle Royale. She’s smiling extremely creepily with many splatters of blood on her body. Next, there’s April May’s “cheery smile. She usually is very bubbly, but she get’s pushed too far, and the smile hides malicious intent. Lastly, there’s Deku’s face from MHA. When he realizes that he’s going to be quirkless forever.

deku T_T

 

More Cool TV Tropes

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  • Glowing Eyes of Doom: An ultra-popular trope that’s used in many different forms of media. It deals with a character, usually a villain, that has extremely intimidating and glowing eyes. Some examples include; Balalaika’s response to Rock insulting her. Light reflects off of her glass eye, and this trope occurs. Next, there’s Alucard from Hellsing. This incredibly badass vampire hunter will always pull off this trope when he’s about to slaughter a large hoard of Nazi Vampires. Lastly, there’s every single MC shadow in Persona 4.

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More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

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  • Unique Minerals by King Kuba Type: Paladin Rare Spell Appearance: A kobold discovering some fascinating treasures. Mana Cost: 1 Effect: Discover a Rare, Epic, or Legendary card.

This is a super cool card that can give you a major advantage early in the game. You can either get an immensely powerful minion, or some game-changing spells. The cost of the card is perfect, and I could definitely see this being played in today’s meta.

unique minerals

 

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Clover Post!

  • Huntabre (The Sabertooth Pokemon) #107 Rock/Normal Type Appearance: A fearsome-looking Sabertooth Tiger. Possible Abilities: Super Luck (Increases Critical Hit Ratio by 1), Strong Jaw (Increases power of biting moves by 50%), Tough Claws (Boosts contact moves by 30%) or Sand Rush (Doubles speed in a sandstorm) Ht: 3’07” Wt: 277.3 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Sabreneck at Level 37 after it is revived from a Tooth Fossil. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 118, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 62, Sp. Def: 66, Speed: 125 Base Stat Total: 521 (Highest speed stat of all Normal type Pokemon) Immune to Ghost and Weak to Steel, Water, Grass, Ground, and 4X weak to Fighting.

Entry: In its day, it was the apex predator. Credited with wiping out 75% of all Toxiraptor, this gave them all Cancer.

huntabre

 

  • Shurismash (The Great Drill Pokemon) #029 Rock/Steel Type Appearance: A mighty drill-like creature with triangular eyes. Possible Abilities: Victory Star (Increases accuracy of all moves by 10), Sand Force (Boosts the power of Rock, Steel, and Ground-type moves by 30% in a sandstorm), Rock Head (Prevents recoil damage) or Sturdy (Negates 1 hit KO moves) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Middrill at Level 36. It’s the final form of Landshill. Ht: 4’07” Wt: 142.2 lbs Base Stats: HP: 85, Attack: 100, Defense: 110, Sp. Atk: 48, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 77 Base Stat Total: 515 (Extremely powerful attack and defense stats) Immune to Poison and Weak to Water and 4X Weak to Ground and Fighting. 

Entry: It can drill in any direction at incredibly high speed. Its nest is located inside very deep caves.

shuris

More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

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  • Corrupted Warden by Shoemanband Type: Demon Hunter Rare Minion Appearance: A Night Elf being corrupted with evil power. Mana Cost: 5 Attack: 4 Health: 6 Effect: Battlecry: Reveal a Demon from your deck and put it on top. It costs (3) less.

This is a great card that works in a Demon-Heavy Demon Hunter Deck. The amount of synergy with almost every class card is truly ridiculous, and it could make even the hardest to summon Demons more viable. I could definitely see this in today’s meta, and the stats on it are quite balanced as well.

corrupted

 

  • Hour of Chaos by GustavChris Type: Legendary Mage Spell Appearance: A city getting overthrown by the terrifying Yogg-Saron. Mana Cost: 5 Effect: Put 15 Scrolls at the bottom of your deck. When drawn, cast a random spell.

This spell almost seems like it was made for me! I think that the Scroll Cards are some of the fun in the game, and the randomness of them can make or break a match. The cost is quite fair, and you would probably use this as a last ditch effort to completely destroy your opponent. It’s also is just super fun to run anyway as an explosive climax.

hour of

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another crazy Clover post! I hope you guys are ready for some insane entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Warney (The Janitor Pokemon) #349 Normal Type Possible Abilities Rattled (If hit with a Bug, Dark, or Ghost-type move, its Speed is increased by 1), Oblivious (Negates attraction), Damp (Negates Self-destruction effects), or Intimidate (Lowers the opposing Pokemon’s Attack stat by 1) Ht: 2’00” Wt: 56.2 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A grey creature with a warning symbol on its chest. Evolves into Banageddon at Level 40 Base Stats: HP: 75, Attack: 50, Defense: 60, Sp. Atk: 60, Sp. Def: 60, Speed: 40 Base Stat Total: 345 (Incredibly balanced stats). Immune to Ghost and Weak to Fighting

Entry: Warney like to occupy their time by moderating their habitat for troublemakers. They do this for free.

warney

 

  • Hitmonana (The Cackling Pokemon) #191 Grass/Fighting Type Appearance: A muscular banana creature with a sinister smile. Possible Abilities: Harvest (50% chance to restore held berry at the end of the turn), Shed Skin (30% chance of curing statuses at the end of each turn), Unburden (Makes opposing Pokemon too nervous to eat berries), or Sweet Veil (Negates Sleep) Doesn’t Evolve Ht: 2’07” Wt: 33.1 lbs Gender Ratio: 75% Male/ 25% Female Base Stats: HP: 60, Attack: 90, Defense: 110, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 110, Speed: 60 Base Stat Total: 515 (Very Good Defense and Special Defense Stats) Weak to Poison, Fire, Psychic, Ice, Fairy, and Flying (4x) 

Entry: It lures Pokemon by disguising itself as a succulent banana. It is known for its howling laughter.

hitmonana