Awesome Cards From Descent Of Dragons

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! The newest expansion, Descent of Dragons is coming out in a few days, and all of the cards have been revealed. The following is my opinion on some of the best looking cards in the set. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly brawl!

  • Embiggen Type: Druid Epic Spell Appearance: A druid growing to massive size. Mana Cost: 0 Effect: Give all minions in your deck +2/+2. They cost (1) more (up to 10).

This is one of the most powerful stat boosting spells in the game. Giving all of your minions +2 worth of health and damage could change the game in your favor. Keep in mind though, the increased mana cost could lead to a difficult end game.

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  • Valdris Felgorge Type: Warlock Legendary Minion Mana Cost: 7 Appearance: A demon with long hair and Fel energy.  Attack: 4 Health: 4 Effect: Battlecry: Increase your maximum hand size to 12. Draw 4 Cards.

This card has one of the most incredibly unique effects I’ve ever seen printed. No other card has increased a player’s hand size, and the fact that it’s a Warlock-type card makes it even better. I can only imagine the crazy strategies that will appear from this card, and I can’t wait to try it out for myself.

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More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly brawl!

  • Socrethar by Wrath Sos Dovah Type: Warlock Legendary Minion Tribe: Demon  Appearance: An incredibly cool looking red demon with chaotic powers. Mana Cost: 9 Attack: 9 Health: 7 Effect: Lifesteal. Your adjacent minions have Taunt and Lifesteal.

Here we have an immensely strong Warlock minion with a very good effect. Lifesteal is a great tool at the Warlock class’ disposal, and this minion acts like a buffed up version of Dire Wolf Alpha. Keep up the great work Wrath!

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  • Draconic Fluency by Iouxyl Type: Mage Common Spell Appearance: A Dragonborn solider with glowing blue magic. Mana Cost: 1 Effect: Add a random Dragon to your hand. If you’re holding a Dragon, this costs (0). 

This is a perfect card for the upcoming expansion, and it has great Dragon support. It essentially is a Dragon’s Roar for Mages, and could be a meta-defining card. Keep up the great work!

More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

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  • Spawn of Octosari by RobD Type: Hunter Rare Minion Tribe: Beast Mana Cost: 2 Appearance: An incredibly adorable red octopus. Attack: 2 Health: 1 Effect: Deathrattle: Give 8 different Beasts in your deck +1/+1.

Not only is this card adorable, but its effect is super unique and fun. Hunter Decks usually revolve around Beast-type minions, and you could use this to really strengthen upcoming plays. Fantastic card RobD!

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  • Tidal Force by DeckReaper Type: Rare Shaman Spell Appearance: A shaman conjuring a huge wave. Mana Cost: 5 Effect: Deal 3 damage to all minions and Freeze them.

This is a “high risk-high reward” card that I absolutely love. This is not only a board clearing card, but it can also stop you enemy in its tracks. Freeze is a devastating effect, and this card makes incredible use out of it.

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More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

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  • Poison Elemental by SmugJustice Type Rogue Common Minion Tribe: Elemental Appearance: A globular elemental with a human skull. Mana Cost 0 Attack 1 Health 1 Effect: Has Poisonous during your turn. 

This is a very unique card that I could definitely see in today’s meta. The Rogue Class is all about dirty tricks, and deadly traps, so this card works perfectly. It can be played on the first turn for no cost, and can easily set up combos. 

 

  • Lightforged Construct Type: Paladin Rare Minion Tribe: Mech Appearance: A robot with a golden body and a crystal power source. Mana Cost: 5 Attack: 4 Health: 3 Effect: Battlecry: Discover a Spell in your deck and cast it on this minion.

This is an absolutely wonderful card that is powerful, but not overly so. Many, if almost all of the Paladin Spells used on minions have potentially  positive effects. This card gets a unique boost in strength depending on the type of Paladin deck you run. All in all, an awesome card.

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Pokedex post. I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Piicee (The Daily Dose Pokemon) #184 Psychic/Poison Type Possible Abilities Synchronize (Inflicts the same status effect on the opposing Pokemon when inflicted with one) or Prankster (Status moves hit first) Gender Ratio 75% Male to 25% Female Doesn’t evolve Ht: 4’03” Wt: 88.2 lbs Appearance: A strange purple and green creature with a spherical body and rows of sharp teeth. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 60, Defense: 75, Sp. Atk: 95, Sp. Def: 110, Speed: 80 Base Stat Total: 500 (Extremely well balanced stats) Immune to None and Weak to Ground, Ghost, and Dark.

Entry: Piicee travels the land, healing the injured. It uses the chemicals in its body to produce its own Viagra.

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  • Viristal (The Lightbulb Pokemon) #357 Rock/Electric Type Possible Abilities Lightning Rod (All single-target Electric moves hit this Pokemon) or Volt Absorb (Recovers 1/4 of HP when hit with an Electric-type attack) Genderless Evolves from Ormite when exposed to a Thunder Stone. Ht: 5’03” Wt: 224.9 lbs Appearance: A blue lightbulb creature with 4 legs and a cat face. Base Stats: HP: 100, Attack: 50, Defense: 75, Sp. Atk: 136, Sp. Def: 100, Speed: 40 Base Stat Total: 501 (Extremely good Special Attack) Immune to Electric and Weak to Fighting, Water, Grass, and 4x Weak to Ground. 

Entry: Viristal live deep in caves where they hunt bioluminescent prey to recharge the glow of its quartz crystal body.

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More Awesome TV Tropes

Hello fellow Pop Culture Enthusiasts! It’s time for another tropes post. I hope you guys are ready for some great trivia. Now, let’s begin!

  • Human Pincushion: rather graphic trope that is used in many different forms of media. It refers to a person that has multiple weapons sticking out of them. It can also refer to a pretty gruesome death involving many sharp objects. Some examples include; Zabuza’s final moments in Naruto. He gets stabbed with multiple weapons for betraying his crime lord. Next, there is the horrific needle trap from Saw II. The trap is a bed of needles that houses a single key. Amanda Young gets forcefully pushed into it, and it is one of the most unsettling things I have ever seen in cinema. Lastly, there is Junko’s “death” in the first Danganrompa game. She gets impaled by multiple spears, and dies nearly instantly.

needle pit Amanda experiencing the terrors of the Needle Trap.

 

  • Spikes of Doom: An incredibly common trope that’s used in numerous forms of media. It deals with spikes that can kill a character with a single touch. In video games, it can be used as challenging obstacles to overcome. Some examples include; The spikes from the Megaman series. These bastards are absolutely everywhere in these games, and will kill the Blue Bomber in one hit, no matter how much health he has. Next, we have the spikes from the Mortal Kombat games. They not only are used as background objects, but players can fall on them as a bloody finishing move. Lastly, we have the spikes in Super Meat Boy. This incredibly difficult platformer has these in spades, and makes the journey even more hellish for our titular hero.

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More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post. I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly brawl!

  • Burning Rager by Frieza Jr Type: Warlock Minion Tribe: Elemental Rarity: Epic  Mana Cost: 5 Appearance: An epic-looking burning elemental. Attack: 5 Health: 5 Effect: Battlecry: Deal 4 damage to all minions.

This is a wonderful take on the incredibly useless card, Magma Rager. This card has the same stats, but it comes with an explosive punch. 4 damage to the entire field of minions almost seems too powerful for its cost, but I love the effect nonetheless. It also really fits the self-damaging aspect of the Warlock class.

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  • Gatling Turtle by kermitthedog Type: Warrior Minion Rarity: Rare Tribe: Beast  Appearance: A turtle with two large cannons. Mana Cost: 3 Attack 1 Health: 4 Effect: Taunt: After you play a Taunt minion, deal 2 damage to a random enemy.

This card seems like it was made just for me! I run a Taunt Warrior deck, and this has amazing synergy with it. It’s like a Knife Juggler for Taunt minions, and it has completely balanced stats as well.

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