Random Sundays

Info Found In Various Pokedexes

Hello everyone, and welcome to another dose of randomness! This week, I will be covering some new pokedex entries. The world of Pokemon is a lot darker that one might think, and seems to push the boundaries of the “E” rated franchise. Be warned, some of these entries are very disturbing, so read at your own risk!

  • *Snap* Bewear Pokemon Moon Pokedex Entry: This Pokemon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines have been squashed by its hug. O_O The hug was too much to bear!

beware

  • Coral Killer! Toxapex Pokemon Sun Pokedex Entry: Toxapex crawls along the ocean floor on its 12 legs. It leaves a trail of Corsola bits scattered in its wake. (Circle of life?!)

toxa

Asher’s Brewery (Thursday)

Hello fellow mixologists! It’s Thursday, and my Brewery is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some interesting drinks. Now, grab a shot glass, and let’s start mixing!

  • Loveless (Final Fantasy VII cocktail) Drink created by Arkain 

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz. Pama Pomegranate Liqueur
  • 2 oz. Dekuyper Razzmatazz
  • 4 oz. Simply Lemonade with Raspberry
  •  5 oz. Jones Soda, Fufu Berry flavor 
  • 1/2 oz. Grenadine
  • 1 Lemon Wheel

Directions: Pour the ingredients in order in a tall glass over ice. Give it a stir and garnish with a lemon wheel. It may not be the Gift of the Goddess, but it is a nice way to cool off after a long day.

Loveless

  • Promethean (Halo 4 cocktail) Drink created by Clint Slowik

Ingredients

  • 1 part Jager
  • 1 part Gin
  • Orange Mio

Directions: Add the Jager to a shot glass, then float the gin on top. Squeeze a liberal portion of Orange Mio flavoring in to finish.

promethean

Asher’s Brewery (Thursdays)

Hello fellow mixologists! It’s Thursday, and my Brewery is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some interesting and awesome drinks. Now, grab a shot glass, and let’s start mixing!

  • Spider-Man (Spider-Man shot) (drink created by Aggressive Comix

Ingredients:

  • 1/3 shot Grenadine
  • 1/3 shot Blue Curacao 
  • 1/3 shot Vodka

Directions: In a shot glass, add vodka, and grenadine, then layer in the Blue Curacao.

spiders

  • Spoon! The Tick Blueberry Lemonade (The Tick cocktail) (drink created by the Insatiable Geek)

Ingredients:

  • 12 oz. bottle of Jones Soda Berry Lemonade
  • 1 oz. Blueberry liqueur 
  • 1 oz. Vodka
  • 1 Blue Twizzler

Directions: Slice the Twizzler in half and cut a notch in each piece to easily attach to your glass. Pour in the alcohol and top with Jones Soda. Don’t forget the SPOON!

the tick

More Video Game Inspired Alcoholic Drinks & Shots (Thursdays)

Disclaimer: This post features alcoholic drinks being made and discussed. Therefore, it’s intended for mature audiences. However, even if you are under the legal drinking age, you are more than welcome to look anyway! Just don’t make them!

Hello fellow mixologists! It’s Thursday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take another look at some truly interesting alcoholic beverages and shots. I hope you guys are ready for this week’s entries! Now, grab a glass and let’s start mixing!

Go Dragon! Dratini (Pokemon cocktail) (drink from thedrunkenmoogle.com)

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz gin (Bombay Sapphire gin used)
  • 1 1/2 oz Hpnotiq
  • splash of blue curaçao

 Directions: For this variation of martini, mix and stir the ingredients over ice, then strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Place a dollop of whipped cream on the side of the glass as a garnish.

dratini   

Round 1 FIGHT! Hadouken-Ryu (Street Fighter shot) (drink from thedrunkenmoogle.com)

Ingredients: 

  • 3/4 oz blue curaçao
  • 3/4 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whisky
  • Splash of Bacardi 151

 Directions: Mix the blue curaçao and Fireball in a shot glass. Layer a thin bit of Bacardi 151 (or other overproof rum) on the top and light on fire. Block to extinguish and drink! Add more Bacardi 151 on top to make it a Shinkuu Hadouken.

hadouken

Even More Creepy and Cool Pokedex Entries: Because a new year has started, the blog days are going to be different. (Saturdays)

Every entry is from various Pokedexes and Bulbapedia.com

  • The Hound From Hell! Houndoom Pokemon Y Pokedex entry: The flames it breathes when angry contain toxins. If they cause a burn, it will hurt forever. (IT BURNS!!!)

houndoom

  • Such Excitement! Slurpuff Pokemon Y Pokedex entry: Its sense of smell is 100 million times better than a human’s, so even the faintest scent tells it about everything in the area. It’s like it can see with its nose!

slurpp

  • Cursed Sword? Honedge Pokemon X Pokedex entry: Apparently this Pokemon is born when a departed spirit inhabits a sword. It attaches itself to people and drinks their life force. (-_-) Okay, kinda creepy!

honedge

  • Killer Pitcher Plant! Victreebel Pokemon Y Pokedex entry: Once ingested into this Pokemon’s body, even the hardest object will melt into nothing. (Plants Kill Us Now? Lovely!)

omg

 

Creepy Pokedex Entries (Thursdays) sources from the various dexes and bulbapedia.

  • Now many people believe the Pokemon series is a kid series, however it’s hard to say due to many adult themes spread throughout the games. Take the Pokedex for instance, there are some pretty screwed up things that lay hidden within this incredibly popular series.
  • I want my mommy! Cubone: X Pokedex entry. It wears the skull of its dead mother on its head. When it becomes lonesome, it is said to cry loudly. (Dear god! Rated “E” for everyone? It’s actually called “Orphan” in Japan!)

cubone

  • OKAY THIS IS PUSHING THE ENVALOPE WAY TOO FAR! Yamask: Pokemon Black Pokedex entry. Each of them carries a mask that USED TO BE ITS FACE when it was a human. Sometimes they look at it and cry. (YOU ARE “KILLING” A GHOST OF A DEAD PERSON! WTF!!!!!!!!!!)

yamask

  • NOW WE ARE GETTING PLAIN DISGUSTING! Vibrava: Y Pokedex entry. It generates shockwaves by violently flapping its wings. After making its pray faint, it melts the prey with acid. A killer antlion, now that would make a good horror movie!

vibrava

  • Bug Problem? I think so! Pinsir Pokemon X Pokedex entry: It grips prey with its pincers until the prey is torn in half. What it can tear, it tosses far. (O_O and it’s 4”11!)

pinsir

  • Killer Pumpkin! Gourgeist Pokemon Y Pokedex entry: This is an “E” rated game you know. It enwraps its prey in its hair-like arms. It sings joyfully as it observes THE SUFFERING OF ITS PREY! (Geezus H. Christ!)

gourgeust

  • I can’t emphasize the word Gore in his name any better than this! Gorebyss Pokemon Sapphire Pokedex entry: Although Gorebyss is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this Pokemon inserts its thin mouth into the prey’s body and drains the prey of its body fluids. (Dracula much?) (dorkly.com)

gorebyss

  • More fodder for PETA I guess. Spoink Pokemon Black and White 2 Pokedex entry: Using its tail like a spring, it keeps its heart beating by bouncing constantly. If it stops, it dies. (You kill it when you make it faint…. Da Hell!) (bulbapedia. bulbagarden.net)

sadness

  • Facehugger! Gligar Pokemon Y Pokedex entry: It flies straight at its target’s face, then clamps down on the startled victim to inject poison. (Pretty Brutal O_O)

gligar

  • A GHOST of a grudge! Banette Pokemon X Pokedex entry: A doll that became a Pokemon over its grudge from being junked. It seeks the child that disowned it. (Chucky much?)

bannette

  • EEEEW! Garbodor Pokemon X Pokedex entry: It clenches opponents with its left arm and finishes them off with foul-smelling poison gas belched from its mouth. (What a way to go eh?)

garbador