More Bizarre Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Art (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more strange card art. Now, it’s time to duel!

  • Soitsu 4 stars Type: Fairy Attribute: Wind  ATK: 0 DEF: 0 Normal Monster

I never was a big fan of these “paper airplane monsters.” They’re a pain to summon, and they only provide a large attack boost to those in their archetype.  All of these creatures are missing eyes and are completely useless alone. Soitsu is a green colored, nude humanoid with a pronounced butt. He’s also flexing both of his arms. 

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  • Tongyo Normal Type: Water/Fish 4 Stars ATK: 1350 DEF: 800

UGH! What the hell is this abomination?! It appears to be some kind of fish with an extra long tongue. It has sharp, blue teeth and eyes that are bulging and crossed. I guess this is what happens when you give a fish cocaine!

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Asher’s Game Reviews (Once Every Month)

Hello fellow followers, and welcome to a brand new segment of my blog! I have decided to review a new video game every month. Don’t worry, these posts are spoiler free! Now, on to the first game! Get ready for a helluva ride with Doki Doki Literature Club!

Doki Doki Literature Club Created by Team Salvato  Released on: September 22, 2017 For: PC, Mac, and Linux  Price: Free on Steam Rating: Unrated, but probably M (PS, make sure to go into this game blind!)

“This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed”. This is the first message the viewer sees when booting up the game. They’re then transported to the title screen which depicts four cute anime girls. We also hear the bubbly main theme. The game stars the main character, “You”, an anime-obsessed high schooler who’s coaxed into joining a Literature Club by their childhood friend, Sayori. Points of the game require you to make poems, and this is where the plot really shines. Your choices of words, decide on which of the four girls you’ll get to know. I will now describe the girls in a non-spoiler way. First there’s Sayori, your peach-haired childhood friend. She’s incredibly friendly and cheerful in nature. She’s also quite air headed, and is often late for school. Second, there’s Yuri, an elegant, tall, and mature girl with large breasts and purple hair. She’s into dark horror stories, and is quite timid in nature. She also is the Vice President of the Literature Club.  Third, there’s Natsuki, a short girl with bright pink hair. She’s very tsundere in nature, and loves baking cupcakes. She also has a soft spot for cute things. Last, there’s Monika. Monika is the president of the Literature Club, and is tall, brown-haired, beautiful, and athletic. Her interests are spoiler-heavy, so I’ll leave it to the viewer to find out! In conclusion, Doki Doki Literature Club is a incredibly amazing game, that is guaranteed to make you jump out of your skin!

Final Rating 10/10 (Absolutely Perfect)

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The Strange World Of Pokemon Clover (Every Other Wednesday)

Disclaimer: Pokemon Clover is a Pokemon rom rack that’s made by 4chan. Many of the characters can be considered offensive, or in poor taste. If you’re easily offended, read at your own risk!

Pokemon Clover is one of the funniest games I’ve ever seen. 4chan’s ridiculous remake of Fire Red was incredibly well received by the public, and even a heavily detailed wiki was made for the game. The new region of the game is called Fochun, and the gym leaders range from Tumblr feminists to freaking Snoop Dog! This revamped pokedex list will included the most bizarre and mind-blowing entries in the game. Now, grab your favorite Pokemon, or Fakemon, and let’s begin!

  • Pearchie (The LOLWUT Pokemon) Grass/Normal Type Height: 6’11” Weight: 319.7 lbs Based off of the LOLWUT meme and the Bunchie GIF

Entry: Pearchie gallop through fields screaming and eating prey. Its majestic looks is known to bewilder people. 

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  • Pengas (The Pingas Pokemon) Ice/Fire type Ht: 2’11 Wt: 35.3 lbs Based off of Dr. Eggman and a penguin 

Entry: It walks around its cave, shouting its name repeatedly. Its body temperature is always changing drastically.

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More Crappy Video Game Art (Every Other Wednesday)

Hello fellow gamers! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more cringy artwork. Now, let’s begin this suckfest!

  • Chuckie Egg 2 for the Amiga (1985) Genre: Adventure

Chuckie Egg 2 is a strange adventure game for the Amiga computer. You control Harry, who’s trying to assemble a giant chocolate egg. The cover is an entirely different beast! For one thing, it’s creepy as fuck! We see an egg-human hybrid with hyperrealistic eyes and an incredibly ugly face. The backwards cap also makes the egg look like a pretentious douchebag. We also can’t forget the pig vomit which is the weird spider hanging on the bamboo from above. I absolutely hate this cover, and it’s sure to induce nausea within minutes of viewing.

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  • NCAA March Madness 2003 for the Playstation 2 (2002) Genre: Sports 

March Madness was a series of basketball games that were made by EA Sports. This cover is truly a mustard stain of epic failure! The basketball player, Drew Gooden is incredibly flamboyant looking, and has a very stupid expression on his face. His head is also disproportionate to the rest of his body. Tell me what you think of this work in the comments’ section below.

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Even More Crappy Video Game Art (Every Other Wednesday)

Hello fellow gamers! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us take a look at some more cringy artwork. Now, let’s begin this crazy journey into some pure garbage!

  • Karnaaj Rally for the Game Boy Advance November 21, 2002 Genre: Action/Racing

Karnaaj Rally is a fun little racing game with an assortment of weapons. The game was very well received by reviewers, and IGN gave it an 8.8 out of 10. It’s also known for having one of the worst video game covers of all time. The cover depicts a purple hot rod and an incredibly ugly man with bright blue hair. How the hell does the man have anything to do with the game at all?! He takes up more than half of the piece, and has one of the stupidest expressions I’ve ever seen.  The cover has so much infamy, that even IGN commented on it. Tell me what you think of the work in the comments’ section below.  

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  • Black Belt for the Sega Master System November 1986

Black Belt is a side-scrolling beat em’ up from the 80’s. It’s a lot like the game, Kung Fu, and just as action packed. Unfortunately, the cover fucks things up again! You’d think a martial arts game would have an actioned packed cover, but no! The cover is just plain lazy, and it looks like it was made in 30 minutes! All the cover has is a single foot and tiny comic book-like effect. It definitely doesn’t make you want to play the game, and seems just like a disappointment to me.

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Even More Crappy Video Game Art (Every Other Wednesday)

Hello fellow gamers! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to cringe at some more horrible video game art. Now, let’s get started!

  • Tommy Lasorda Baseball for the Sega Genesis 1988 Genre: Sports

This is a tricky Baseball game that was endorsed by the old manager of the Dodgers, Tommy Lasorda. I know that he’s trying to promote this game, but Jesus Christ, he’s horrifying! While Tommy in real life isn’t good looking, this cover is downright mocking! His face is fat and mushy, with disturbingly crossed eyes. It might be one of the earliest forms of nightmare fuel, and the artist should be ashamed of himself!

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  • Panic Restaurant for the NES 1992 Genre: Action Platformer 

Panic Restaurant is a weird and wonderful platformer that stars a chef named Cookie. He fights against evil sentient food items and the evil chef, Ohdove. Once again, the video game cover fucks up everything! It depicts Cookie as a enraged chef with the face of a child molester. His head is disproportionate to the rest of his body, and frying pan is bigger than his noggin. There’s also a strange carrot in the background with blue eyeshadow and lipstick. Tell me what you think of this cover in the comments’ section below.

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October Special! More Creepy Pokedex Entries

Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at the dark side of this series. Now, prepare to be shocked!

  • Trevenant (The Elder Tree Pokemon) (Based off of the Kodama) Ghost and Grass Type Size: 4’11” 156.5 lbs First Appeared: Generation VI

Trevenant and its first form, Phantump have some of the most disturbing Pokedex entries of all time. It resembles a spider-like tree with a giant red eye and two pincer-like claws.

Omega Ruby Pokedex Entry: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest so they can never leave. (O_O)

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Now for probably the most messed up entry ever!

Yamask (The Spirit Pokemon) (Based off of the Egyptian Ba holding a death mask)

Ghost Type Size: 1’08” 3.3 lbs First Appeared: Generation V

Yamask is a downright upsetting creature with a shadowy body.

 Pokemon Black Pokedex Entry: Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry. (“E” for everyone my ass!)

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