Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

Warning! NSFW Content Ahead!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more crazy Pokedex entries. Now, let’s see what Fochun and Ebin have to offer us!

  •  Warudio (The World Pokemon) #282 Dark/Fighting Type Gender: Male or Female Ability: Regenerator  Ht: 6’03” Wt: 231.5 lbs (Based off of the main antagonist of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, a super strong vampire named Dio Brando and his stand, The World.) The final evolution of Diobat. Evolves when exposed to a Moon Stone

Description: A yellow, vampire bat-like creature with red eyes and spiky hair.

Dex Entry: Warudio was the power to stop time for short periods, making the opponent useless. (Its cry is WRYYY! The sound effect Dio makes when he stops time and smashes his opponent with a steamroller).  

warudio

  • Saudoge (The Doge Pokemon) #257 Fire/Flying Type Ability: Blaze Gender: Male or Female Ht: 10’06” Wt: 286.8 lbs The final form of Hodtog. Evolves from Wienebark at level 38 (Based off of the old Doge meme and a flaming Chinese dragon).

Description: A red, fiery hotdog and dragon hybrid.

Dex Entry: While flying through the sky, Saudoge is often confused for a dragon.

saudoge

 

  • Senketula (The Scissors Pokemon) #298 Bug/Dark Type Ability: Hyper Cutter or Intimidate Gender: Male or Female Ht: 3’11” Wt: 66.1 lbs Evolves from Araketsu at level 21 (Based off of the main character’s weapon in Kill La Kill)

Description: An incredibly cool spider-like creature with large fangs, strange eyes, and a black body.

Dex Entry: Araketsu take this form when their blood boils way too much. Although Senketula are considered monsters, they never lose their way. (It’s cry is Don’t Lose Your Way! This is a reference to Kill La Kill’s opening song).

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The Schmidt Sting Pain Index (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow Entomologists! It’s Tuesday, and it’s time for a brand new post! I have talked in detail about Justin Schmidt. He is a famous Entomologist that invented the Schmidt Sting Pain Index. The index categorizes insect stings on a 1 to 4 scale with 4 being the most painful. He wrote a fantastic book called The Sting Of The Wild, which highlights his experiences with these dangerous insects. The Brave Wilderness Youtube channel also goes in depth about these insects, and I highly recommend subscribing to the channel because Coyote Peterson is god! This post will cover 2 different insects from the index and a quick description of them. I also will be covering an insect that has yet to be recorded on the index. Be warned! Some of these entries are quite scary! Each entry will have a link to the Brave Wilderness Channel where Coyote gets bitten/stung by these insects.

  • Giant Desert Centipede (Scolopendra heros) Schmidt Index Rating: ??? (Probably a 4) Size: Up to 8 in Habitat: Northern Mexico and the Southwestern United States Diet: rodents, amphibians, insects

The Giant Desert Centipede is one freaky critter with a bright red head and greenish black body. It primarily hunts at night, and has a highly potent venom. It has savage pincers which deliver an excruciating bite. Coyote admitted that it was more painful than a Bullet Ant, which is the highest ranked insect on the index. People who are bitten usually suffer headaches, nausea, lesions, and in worst cases, death. Don’t mess with this insect!

 

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiUm5mvyd3YAhUP2VMKHYPKC2UQtwIIMzAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnWZMfPP34g8&usg=AOvVaw1e9-OyWIjT7kpT-ebNfx11

 

  • Warrior Wasp (Synoeca septentrionalis) Schmidt Index Rating: 4 Size: 0.79 in Habitat: Central and South America Diet: Nectar and pollen  

The incredibly creepy Warrior Wasp is one of the most infamous creatures on the Schmidt Pain Index. These insects are dark blue in color and have dangerously sharp stingers. This species of Paper Wasp is extremely aggressive and will sting if threatened. The stinger will fall off if this happens, and the insect will die. Schmidt described the pain of the sting as “pure torture, like being chained to the flow of an active volcano”. Coyote was in immense pain when stung, and his arm was paralyzed for 5 minutes. It’s terrifying that such a small creature can deliver such a painful sting. Be warned! This video will make you scared of bees!

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=11&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjolqba0t3YAhWEvVMKHVmYBHoQtwIIWzAK&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dunk6n3_QdlM&usg=AOvVaw0m6WvbCRKOfAOj2qSyXqUs

Even More Halloween Themed Cocktails (October Special)

Hello fellow Mixologists! It’s Thursday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for some more spooky cocktails. Now, let me fix you up something scary!

  • El Diablo Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz resposado tequila
  • 1/2 oz creme de cassis
  • 1/2 oz lime juice
  • 6 oz Ginger beer

Directions: Pour the tequila, cassis, and lime juice in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well. Strain into a collins glass filled with ice. Top with ginger beer.

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  • Skeleton Key Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 oz Corner Creek Bourbon
  • 3/4 oz St. Germain
  • 1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 3-5 oz ginger beer (top as needed)
  • 8 dashes Angostura Bitters

Directions: Build the bourbon, liqueur, and lemon juice in a collins glass filled with ice. Top it off with ginger beer. Garnish with about 8 dashes of Angostura Bitters. Serve with a straw.

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  • Black Cat Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1 oz cherry brandy
  • 4 oz cranberry juice (more or less as needed)
  • 4 oz cola (more or less as needed)

 

Directions: Pour the spirits in a highball glass filled with ice. Fill the glass with equal amounts of cranberry juice and cola. Stir.

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October Special! More Creepy Pokedex Entries

Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at the dark side of this series. Now, prepare to be shocked!

  • Trevenant (The Elder Tree Pokemon) (Based off of the Kodama) Ghost and Grass Type Size: 4’11” 156.5 lbs First Appeared: Generation VI

Trevenant and its first form, Phantump have some of the most disturbing Pokedex entries of all time. It resembles a spider-like tree with a giant red eye and two pincer-like claws.

Omega Ruby Pokedex Entry: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest so they can never leave. (O_O)

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Now for probably the most messed up entry ever!

Yamask (The Spirit Pokemon) (Based off of the Egyptian Ba holding a death mask)

Ghost Type Size: 1’08” 3.3 lbs First Appeared: Generation V

Yamask is a downright upsetting creature with a shadowy body.

 Pokemon Black Pokedex Entry: Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry. (“E” for everyone my ass!)

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Asher’s Art Gallery (Scary October Edition) (Every Other Monday)

* Some of these pieces are pretty creepy!

Hello fellow art lovers! It’s Monday, and my Gallery is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome pieces. Now, have fun exploring my Gallery!

  •  The Smiling Spider by Odilon Redon Lithograph 1888 

This is a grotesquely awesome work by “French Symbolist” Redon. The titular spider is atramentous with 8 very long legs. The most surreal part of the piece is the spider’s face. It has human-like features and short, fang-like teeth. It’s also missing one eye, and almost absorbs the background. While, it’s not the most colorful piece, I believe that this adds to the creepiness factor. Tell me what you think of this piece in the comments’ section below.

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  • Necronom IV by H.R. Giger 1976 Airbrush on paper

This is an incredibly awesome work by the genius of Aliens, H.R. Giger. This is a painting of a fierce-looking Necromorph with multiple tentacles. The face reminds me of a dragonfish, and the long head is like a giant spine. The use of dark colors really brings this work to life. I adore the incredibly intricate design, and creepy visuals. Tell me what you think of this horror masterpiece in the comments’ section below.

necronom_iv 

Even More Interesting SCPS (Tuesdays)

Names of individuals have been CENSORED under direct order of the foundation.

Hello fellow scientists! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to open the database once again. I hope you guys are ready for some interesting items. Now, put on your protective equipment, and let’s get started! (All info found on scp-wiki.net)

 

  • This one is very disturbing! Read at your own risk! SCP- 478 Tooth Fairies Object Class (Euclid): SCP-478 are small entities of  inconsistent size and shape that resemble a darkly-colored butterfly or moth in flight. Wild instances have been encountered a number of times, but their elusive nature makes capture difficult. Extracted instances of SCP-478 do not seem to eat, sleep, breathe, or breed. They are somewhat predatory, and will normally prey on humans under the age of 25. They also seem to seek out individuals who have not shed all of their deciduous teeth. SCP-478 will enter a victim’s mouth while they sleep, and attach onto the soft palate in the upper nasal cavity, usually blocking one nostril. The body’s mucus production will increase, leading the victim, upon waking, to believe that they have developed a minor cold. From there, the victim’s palate will begin to generate teeth in addition to the gingiva’s (gums) normal replacement of teeth. This growth process will begin at a rate several times faster then normal tooth growth, and quickly increases in speed and severity. The palate’s generation of teeth will continue until the entire palate has been covered,proceeding down the victim’s throat and esophagus. Over the course of two to four days these teeth will completely saturate the stomach lining, then begin growing within the lungs and the subcutaneous layer of skin. Skeletal calcium will be leached away to provide new material for the teeth, in an increasingly painful process. This growth will continue until the entire digestive tract has been saturated by dental tissue, after which SCP-478 will exit the victim’s mouth and flee. Teeth with in the stomach are exposed to the body’s normal acid production, while teeth within the skin will group closely together, forming rigid masses of dental material underneath the surface. All teeth are normal beyond placement, containing a root, nerve and enamel. It is unknown exactly how or why SCP-478 causes this explosive new growth of dental tissue. (O_0) Jesus Christ! I’m so glad this doesn’t exist!

tooth   Sweet Nightmares!

  • SCP-807 Heart Attack on a Plate Object Class (Euclid): SCP-807 is a salmon- colored ceramic dinner plate 20 cm  in diameter with  the words “Last Chance Diner” printed on the edges in white. A small piece has been chipped out of one edge of the plate, just above the letter D. There are no manufacturer’s marks, and to date,all efforts to find the restaurant in question have failed. SCP-807 transmutes any food served upon it into a variation of its original form with high concentrations of fat, sodium, and cholesterol. Once transmuted, the food in question is enhanced in flavor and aroma to perpetual levels, to the point where the desire to consume said food becomes nearly irresistible. Anyone who does consume said food, however, will undergo cardiac arrest  within five minutes of finishing their meal, due to sudden and massive fatty buildup in the major arteries. In some cases, immediate bypass surgery has been shown to be effective in saving the life of a subject. There has been many recorded transmutations.
  1. Cucumber sandwich with fresh cucumbers, white bread, and 2cc butter.- Fried egg sandwich.
  2.   Vegetarian Patty with fresh lettuce, tomato, and onion, with 4 cc ketchup, 4cc mustard, and two slices dill pickle on a whole-wheat bun- “Luther” Burger served on two Krispy Kreme donuts with three beef patties consisting of a total of 0.5 kg of beef, served with lettuce, tomato, onion, 8cc ketchup, 8cc mayonnaise, 8cc mustard, with a fried dill pickle on the side.
  3. Luther Burger- [DATA EXPUNGED]. Further testing of high-fat foods with SCP-807 has been suspended due to the high number of casualties.

cucumber  One of the SCP-807 transmutations

Another Mythical Beast From Around The World (Wednesday)

Good evening everyone! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take another look at another awesome mythical creature. I hope you guys are ready to go on a interesting journey! Now, let’s begin!

  • Sounds fishy! The Berberoka is a dangerous female creature that comes from Filipino mythology. She can suck out enough water in a body of water in order for fish to come to the surface. (en.wikipedia.org) When an unfortunate victim comes close enough to the fish, the Berberoka attacks! (en.wikipedia.org) The victim is drowned by the water that the Berberoka sprays at it. (en.wikipedia.org) The victim is then swallowed whole. (en.wikipedia.org)

berberoka