More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another set of entries. I hope you guys are ready for some true absurdity. Now, let’s begin!

  • Illumatrix (The Triforce Pokemon) #333 Psychic/Flying Type Appearance: An avian-like creature with a the Illuminati symbol for a head. Possible Abilities: Illuminate (Boosts accuracy), Forewarn (Reveals one of your opponent’s moves with priority on damage-dealing ones), Solar Power (Boosts Sp. Atk in sunshine, but also lowers HP), or Analytic (Moving last boosts power of attacks by 30%) Ht: 9’02” Wt: 61.7 lbs Evolves from Illuminowl at Level 42 Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 92, Attack: 65, Defense: 95, Sp. Atk: 113, Sp. Def: 100, Speed: 70 Base Stat Total: 535 (Highest Special Attack of all non-legendary Flying-types) Immune to Ground and Weak to Rock, Dark, Ice, Electric, and Ghost.

Entry: Illumatrix has 10 letters. 10/5 is 2. Two has three letters. The Illuminati triangle has three sides. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Clover Post!

  • Huntabre (The Sabertooth Pokemon) #107 Rock/Normal Type Appearance: A fearsome-looking Sabertooth Tiger. Possible Abilities: Super Luck (Increases Critical Hit Ratio by 1), Strong Jaw (Increases power of biting moves by 50%), Tough Claws (Boosts contact moves by 30%) or Sand Rush (Doubles speed in a sandstorm) Ht: 3’07” Wt: 277.3 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Sabreneck at Level 37 after it is revived from a Tooth Fossil. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 118, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 62, Sp. Def: 66, Speed: 125 Base Stat Total: 521 (Highest speed stat of all Normal type Pokemon) Immune to Ghost and Weak to Steel, Water, Grass, Ground, and 4X weak to Fighting.

Entry: In its day, it was the apex predator. Credited with wiping out 75% of all Toxiraptor, this gave them all Cancer.

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  • Shurismash (The Great Drill Pokemon) #029 Rock/Steel Type Appearance: A mighty drill-like creature with triangular eyes. Possible Abilities: Victory Star (Increases accuracy of all moves by 10), Sand Force (Boosts the power of Rock, Steel, and Ground-type moves by 30% in a sandstorm), Rock Head (Prevents recoil damage) or Sturdy (Negates 1 hit KO moves) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Middrill at Level 36. It’s the final form of Landshill. Ht: 4’07” Wt: 142.2 lbs Base Stats: HP: 85, Attack: 100, Defense: 110, Sp. Atk: 48, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 77 Base Stat Total: 515 (Extremely powerful attack and defense stats) Immune to Poison and Weak to Water and 4X Weak to Ground and Fighting. 

Entry: It can drill in any direction at incredibly high speed. Its nest is located inside very deep caves.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another crazy Clover post! I hope you guys are ready for some insane entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Warney (The Janitor Pokemon) #349 Normal Type Possible Abilities Rattled (If hit with a Bug, Dark, or Ghost-type move, its Speed is increased by 1), Oblivious (Negates attraction), Damp (Negates Self-destruction effects), or Intimidate (Lowers the opposing Pokemon’s Attack stat by 1) Ht: 2’00” Wt: 56.2 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A grey creature with a warning symbol on its chest. Evolves into Banageddon at Level 40 Base Stats: HP: 75, Attack: 50, Defense: 60, Sp. Atk: 60, Sp. Def: 60, Speed: 40 Base Stat Total: 345 (Incredibly balanced stats). Immune to Ghost and Weak to Fighting

Entry: Warney like to occupy their time by moderating their habitat for troublemakers. They do this for free.

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  • Hitmonana (The Cackling Pokemon) #191 Grass/Fighting Type Appearance: A muscular banana creature with a sinister smile. Possible Abilities: Harvest (50% chance to restore held berry at the end of the turn), Shed Skin (30% chance of curing statuses at the end of each turn), Unburden (Makes opposing Pokemon too nervous to eat berries), or Sweet Veil (Negates Sleep) Doesn’t Evolve Ht: 2’07” Wt: 33.1 lbs Gender Ratio: 75% Male/ 25% Female Base Stats: HP: 60, Attack: 90, Defense: 110, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 110, Speed: 60 Base Stat Total: 515 (Very Good Defense and Special Defense Stats) Weak to Poison, Fire, Psychic, Ice, Fairy, and Flying (4x) 

Entry: It lures Pokemon by disguising itself as a succulent banana. It is known for its howling laughter.

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The “Best” Trap Cards in Yu-Gi-Oh!

Happy April fools, everyone! I hope you all are doing well. Today, we will be looking at the “best” and “greatest” Yu-Gi-Oh cards ever printed. I hope you guys are ready to be blown away by these “incredible powerhouses”. Now, let’s duel! Uh…… How do you play this game again?

  • Lucky PunchType: Continuous Trap Card Appearance: Behemoth getting punched directly in his tail by Rescue Rabbit. Effect: Once per turn, when an opponent’s monster declares an attack: You can toss a coin 3 times. If the result is 3 heads, draw 3 cards, but if the result is 3 tails, destroy this card. If this face-up card on the field is destroyed: You lose 6000 Life Points.

This card is absolutely horrible! The amount of draw power you get out of it is barely worth it when the opposite effect can kill you immediately. Don’t run this one under any circumstance!

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  • An Unfortunate Report Aka: I’m a freaking idiot that loves to be hit in the face.  Type: Normal Trap Appearance: A dreary-looking desk with a stack of tattered papers. Effect: Your opponent conducts their next Battle Phase twice.

This card is probably one of the worst, if not the worst trap card ever created. Giving your opponent another chance to hit your face is like asking to lose to the match. I detest this card, and will never use it in a deck.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Boarnograf (The Corruption Pokemon) #384 Dark/Ground Type Ability: Guts (Increases Attack by 50% if inflicted with a status condition) Genderless Appearance: A fearsome-looking beast that resembles a giant, red boar. Doesn’t evolve. Is the Legendary counterpart of Griffawork. Ht: 11’6” Wt: 1000.9 lbs Base Stats: HP: 130, Attack: 160, Defense: 125, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 105 Base Stat Total: 700 (Insanely good stats. The highest base stats of all Ground and Dark Types. Also, it has the highest Attack stat of all Pokemon). Immune to Psychic and Electric. Weak to Fairy, Ice, Grass, Bug, Fighting, and Water.

Entry: A champion of an ancient civilization, it conquered many rival nations until it imploded from its own corruption.

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  • Praunch (The Prawn Pokemon) #099 Water/Fighting Type Possible Abilities: Swift Swim (Speed is doubled in the rain) or Technician (Boosts 60 power or less moves by 50%) Evolves into Karawn at Level 23 and Mabster at Level 40 Appearance: A prawn with a fist for a tail. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 30, Attack: 70, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 40, Sp. Def: 25, Speed: 60 Base Stat Total: 295 (Not bad Attack and Defense Stats) Ht: 1’04” Wt: 4.4 lbs Weak to Flying, Grass, Electric, Fairy, and Psychic.

Entry: Praunch usually dives to the seafloor where it can break rock formations with its tail to find food.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries.  Now, let’s begin!

  • Rasclobber (The Amateur Pokemon) #153 Dragon/Fighting Type Ability: Iron Fist (Increases the power of punching moves by 20%) Gender Ratio: 87.5% male  to 12.5% female Evolves from Reptyke at Level 16 and Evolves into Batterex at Level 36  Ht: 3’11” Wt: 91.9 lbs Appearance: A small dragon with fists instead of claws. Base Stats: HP: 75, Attack: 95, Defense: 80, Sp. Atk: 40, Sp. Def: 60, Speed: 55 Base Stat Total: 405 (Extremely decent stats for a middle evolution) Weak to Flying, Ice, Dragon, Psychic, and 4x Weak to Fairy.

Entry: It fights using a combo of its arms and tail to confuse enemies. It lacks stamina for a drawn-out battle.

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Asher’s Cult Film Watchlist Part 2

Hello fellow Cult Film Fans! It’s time for another film-based post! A couple of months ago, I discussed some Cult Films that I would like to see. I had a ton of fun doing that post, so I decided to make a second part to it. I’d love to hear some suggestions from you guys, so be sure to leave some in the comments’ section below. Now, let’s begin!

  • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension Release Date: August 10th 1984 Rated: PG Runtime: 1h 43 min Genres: Comedy, Adventure, Romance Directed by: W.D. Richter Written by: Earl Mac Rauch Produced by: Sidney Beckerman Starring: John Lithgow, Peter Weller, Christopher Lloyd, Ellen Barkin, and Jeff Goldblum  

Short Summary: This film, aside from its incredibly long name, is a pure 80’s Sci-Fi satire. The movies tells the story of Buckaroo Banzai (Peter Weller), a mad scientist/Neurosurgeon/Rock Star and his equally unique teammates. When an alien race from the 8th Dimension threatens to conquer Earth, Banzai and his friends must suit up for battle in order to save the world from total destruction. The script is chalk full of hilarious dialogue and unpredictability. This alone makes this film right up my alley. Also, it has an all star cast, and it’s always enjoyable to see Goldblum chew the scenery. I will definitely seek this movie out if I can find it. 

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  • Pan’s Labyrinth Release Date: January 19th, 2007 (In USA) (2006) internationally Rated: R for language and graphic violence. Genres: War, Drama, Fantasy Directed/Written by: Guillermo del Toro  Starring: Sergi Lopez, Ivana Baquero, Maribel Verdu, and Doug Jones Runtime: 1h 58 min Language: Spanish  

Short Summary: Pan’s Labyrinth is a terrifying and beautiful film by one of the godfathers of Horror, Guillermo del Toro. The film takes place in Spain during World War II and tells the story of Ophelia (Baquero), a young girl who lives in the midst of the battle with her pregnant Mother and ruthless Stepfather. Ophelia loves fairy tales, and runs into a fairy, and this is where her adventure begins. The creatures believe her to be a princess, and have information about her estranged Father. She’s asked to complete three horrific tasks, and if she even fails one, she’ll never see her Father again. This film immediately intrigued me upon seeing some of the grotesquely beautiful characters. I have yet to watch a del Toro film, and I believe that this one might be my gateway drug into his incredibly unique stories. Expect a HUGE review after I see this film.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Maripyro (The Cheese Bug Pokemon) #318 Bug/Fire Type Possible Abilities: Gooey (Lowers Speed on contact) or Magic Guard (Prevents indirect damage) Ht: 10’06” Wt: 202.8 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A moth made out of Doritos. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 125, Defense: 75, Sp.Atk: 75, Sp.Def: 90, Speed: 95 Stat Total: 540 (Very high Attack and pretty good Speed) Evolves from  Fuermiga at Level 40 Weak to Flying, Water, and 4X weak to Rock.

Entry: Female Maripyro are twice as big as their male counterpart and can cut an Indian Elephant in half with their mouth.

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  • Derpato (The Confused Pokemon) #238 Ground Type Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A very confused potato. Ability: Oblivious (Prevents infatuation) Ht: 1’00 Wt: 2.6 lbs Base Stats: HP: 68, Attack: 52, Defense: 50, Sp.Atk: 45, Sp.Def: 40, Speed: 20 (Ok stats for a 1st evolution) Evolves into Retater at Level 40 and Potarded at Level 60 Its cry is Duuurrr. Immune to Electric and weak to Water, Grass, and Ice.

Entry: Derpato take one hour to concentrate their inner energy to attack, then must take two hours to rest.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Deisnutz (The Goteem Pokemon) #312 Ghost/ Fairy Type Evolves from Nutjobber with high friendship. Possible Abilities: Prankster (Status moves have priority) or Strong Jaw (Boosts the strength of biting moves by 50%) Ht: 4’11” Wt: 120 lbs Appearance: An ultra-bizarre creature with saiyan hair, sharp teeth, crossed eyes, and tiny legs. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 90, Defense: 110, Sp. Atk: 90, Sp. Def: 90, Speed: 40 Base Stat Total: 500 (Extremely well-balanced stats and an absolutely amazing typing). Immune to Normal, Fighting, and Dragon. Weak to Ghost and Steel.

Entry: Discovered by Dr. Rub, Deisnutz are endowed with a huge voice. By pranking someone so hard, Deisnutz transcend into a form of enlightenment.

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  • Nutzboltz (The Bureaucracy Pokemon) #180 Appearance: A two-headed purple bird. Poison/Flying type Ability: Big Pecks (Prevents defense reduction) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Burdmen at level 32. It’s the final form of Dunkypea. Ht: 5’11” Wt: 187.7 lbs Base Stats: HP: 105, Attack: 70, Defense: 80, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 80 Stat Total: 515 (Highest HP of all non-legendary flying types). Immune to Ground and Weak to Rock, Electric, Psychic, and Ice.

Entry: Since no other Pokemon would argue with Nutzboltz, it grew a second head. They argue over the superior head.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  •  Socckat (The Gaucho Pokemon) #288 Normal/Fighting Type  Ht: 3’03” Wt: 70.5 lbs Possible Abilities: Quick Feet (Increases speed if inflicted with a status ailment) or Scrappy (Normal and Fighting type moves can hit Ghost Types) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A literal soccer cat. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 105, Defense: 75, Sp. Attack: 55, Sp. Def: 65, Speed: 115 Base Stat Total: 495 (Pretty High Attack) Immune to Ghost and Weak to Fighting, Flying, Psychic, and Fairy. Doesn’t Evolve 

Entry: It is said to wear the number 17 in honor of the great Clovis Fernandes who lost 1-7 in the World Cup.

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  • Apartmant (The Apartment Pokemon) #316 Bug/Rock Type Possible Abilities: Swarm (Increases Bug Type moves when your health is 50% or less) or Shell Armor (Nullifies critical hits) Appearance: An ant with an apartment on its back. Ht: 1’00” Wt: 9.9 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Housant at Level 29 Base Stats: HP: 90, Attack: 110, Defense: 120, Sp. Attack: 50, Sp. Def: 60, Speed: 70 Base Total: 500 (Very good Attack and Defense stats) Weak to Rock, Steel, and Water.

Entry: After evolving, it becomes at least three times bigger. Now its residents are much more comfortable.

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