It’s time for another crazy look into the world of Pokemon Clover! As said before, some of these entries are controversial and vulgar in nature. If you can look past that, you’re in for a hell of a good time!
- Deloris the Mindfuck Pokemon (Based off of a fusion of Bellsprout and Jynx) Grass/Ghost Type Female Only 7’10” 270lbs
Its signature move, Fizzbitch has the power to strike down 30 Indian elephants from a single tree. (This abomination’s cry is the Wilhelm Scream)
- Marleyzard the Dank Pokemon (Based of of Bob Marley) Grass/Fire type 5’07” 199.5 lbs
420 Blaze it anyone? This Pokemon moves irregularly on the battlefield. Its weed wings can support its whole weight. (Its cry is smoke weed everyday!)
- Unjoy the Undead Pokemon (It’s the severed head is Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny if shiny, and it has the most terrifying back sprite) Ghost type Female only 4’11” 103.2 lbs
Unjoy absorbs the energy of sleepers to get nutrients. They hide in dark alleys in cities, waiting for wanderers to come close. (Its cry is the freaking Lavender Town theme!)
Instant nightmare fuel!!
- Frutagon the Pitaya Pokemon (Based off of a dragon and a dragonfruit and it’s shiny is based off of the Digimon Flamedramon) Grass/Dragon type 6’07” 209.4 lbs
Its claws can cut through anything. Legends state a Frutagon once slain 665 Indian elephants with a single slash.
- Chromox the Googol Pokemon (Based of of Mozilla Firefox, Google Chrome, Zigzaggon, and Poochyena) Fire/Steel type Genderless 5’03” 224.9 lbs
Chromox move around at blinding speed. Since Iplora are worthless, trainers try to evolve them as soon as possible. (Its cry is the logging into Chrome sound.)
- Notridley the Space Dragon Pokemon (Definitely not based off of Ridley from Metroid and a mustache) Dragon/Flying type Male only 26’03” 2455.3 lbs
He soars through space on wicked wings. Notridley may look mindless, but he is intelligent. He is also not Ridley. (His cry is Anguirus’s cry.)