More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy Pokedex entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Machmona (The Luchador Pokemon) #070 Ghost/Fighting Type Possible Abilities: Pressure (Removes one additional PP from a foe’s move) or Vital Spirit (Prevents sleep) Gender Split 50/50 Doesn’t evolve Ht: 2’11” Wt: 9.7 lbs. Stats: HP:80, Attack: 110, Defense: 80, Sp. Atk: 50, Sp. Def: 80, Speed: 80 Stat Total: 480 (Decent) Weak to: Flying, Ghost, Psychic, and Fairy. Immune to: Normal and Fighting.  Appearance: The purple ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage Brother!

Entry: Machmona fights with intense focus. It uses its disappearing ability to sneak behind opponents for a surprise punch!

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  • Motherfuck (The Annoyance Pokemon) #209 Based off of the most annoying Pokemon. Ground/Flying Type Gender Split: 50/50 Ability: Shadow Tag (Prevents foes from escaping) Ht: 4’07” Wt: 234.8 lbs. Doesn’t Evolve Stats: HP: 55, Attack: 95, Defense: 115, Sp. Atk: 45, Sp. Def: 100, Speed: 90 Stat Total: 500 (Highest based Defense stat total of all Flying type Pokemon) Immune to: Electric and Ground. Weak to Water Appearance: A fusion of Graveler, Tentacruel, and Golbat

Entry: It finds great joy in torturing other Pokemon, even if it faints in the process.

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More Of My Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow Duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for me to show some more of my cards. Now, let’s duel!

  • Number 49: Fortune Tune Attribute: Light Winged Beast XYZ Effect Monster Rank: 3 ATK/ 400 DEF/ 900 Effect: Requires 2 Level 3 Monsters. During each of your Standby Phases: Gain 500 Life Points. This card cannot be targeted by card effects. If this face-up card would be destroyed, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card instead. When this card is sent from the field to the Graveyard: Target 2 Level 3 monsters  in your Graveyard; shuffle them both into the Deck, and if you do, return this card from the Graveyard into the Extra Deck. This effect can only be used once per turn. Appearance: A light blue heron with red tail feathers.

Ah, the good old Fortune Tune. I both love and absolutely despise this card. If you use it, it’ll drive your opponent completely crazy! If you play against it you’ll pop a blood vessel. Its immunity to being targeted makes this card harder to deal with than pulling teeth! Then, if you finally kill it, it just goes back into the Extra Deck, make your life hell once again.

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  • Superdimensional Robot Galaxy Destroyer Attribute: Light Type: Machine XYZ   Effect Monster Rank: 10 ATK/ 5000 DEF/ 2000 Effect: Requires 3 Level 10 monsters. Once per turn: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card; destroy all Spells and Traps Cards your opponent controls. Your opponent cannot activate Spells/Trap Cards in response to this effect’s activation. Appearance: An awesome robot with giant wings and a blue body.  

This card is extremely powerful, and has a very fantastic effect. The only issue is trying to summon it, but if you do, your opponent is as good as dead! They’ll have to rely on monsters, and it’s very difficult to top a 5000 ATK behemoth. 

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Hall Of Legends: Awesome Comic Book Characters (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some awesome characters. Now, let’s begin!

  • Cyborg Real Name: Victor Stone Status: Hero Creator: DC Ht: 6’6” Wt: 385 lbs Eyes: Brown: Hair: Black First Appeared: DC Comics Presents #26 (October 1980) Powers/Weapons: Cybernetic implants which give him exceptional strength, durability and hacking abilities. Jet boots are used for flight, and arms can transform into projectile weapons or energy. Genius-level intellect.

Victor was the son of two scientists who used their research to improve the world. They worked for STAR Labs, a private facility that had branches all over the world. His father, Silas, used his son as a test subject, and gave him enhanced intelligence. One faithful day changed Victor’s life forever, and it all started with a regular visit to his parent’s lab. Silas mistakenly allowed a multi-dimensional creature into his workplace. The creature killed Victor’s mom, and nearly annihilated his body. Silas quickly returned the being to its dimension, and used cybernetic implants to save Victor’s life. Infuriated by his new body, Victor moved to Hell’s Kitchen, a notably dangerous neighborhood. He eventually met Raven, who invited him to join the Teen Titans. He found solace within the team, and became a reliable member, as well as an invaluable source of technology.

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  • Scarecrow Real Name: Dr. Jonathan Crane Status: Super Villain Creator: DC Ht: 6 ft Wt: 140 lbs Eyes: Green Hair: Brown First Appeared: World’s Finest Comics #3 (Fall 1941) Powers/Weapons: Extremely intelligent, brilliant psychiatrist and chemist, uses fear gas that causes people to experience their worst nightmares, other various toxic weapons.

Dr. Crane was raised by his sadistic father, who often experimented with fear. This fascination would rub off on Jonathan in the worst way. He was a very shy child that mainly focused on his studies. Crane became a successful Psychologist professor, but his methods disturbed his students. He then became a Psychologist, and this is when the true horrors began. Upon attacking one of his patients, Crane created a costume and started a career as a fiend of terror. The fear he was subjected to as a child became the main tools of his trade. He clashed with Batman on many occasions, and in a particularly gruesome moment, stitched up his own mouth shut to resemble his disturbing moniker.

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Witchwood Excitement: The New Hearthstone Cards I’m Really Looking Forward to Playing

Hello everyone, and welcome to a very special post! I have been a huge fan of Hearthstone for quite a while, and finally want to discuss it on my blog. In case you didn’t know, Hearthstone is a “Free to Play” collectable card game made by Blizzard Entertainment. The rules are very similar to Magic The Gathering, and uses many characters from World of Warcraft. You can play as nine different classes, each with a different hero; Mage (Jaina Proudmoore), Druid (Malfurion Stormrage), Warrior (Garrosh Hellscream), Warlock (Gul’dan), Shaman (Thrall), Priest (Anduin Wrynn), Hunter (Rexxar), Rogue (Valeera Sanguinar), and Paladin (Uther Lightbringer). Each of these classes has a different “Hero Power” which can be activated once per turn for two mana. Each hero starts with 30 health and 0 mana crystals. The mana crystals will increase by one on each of your turns with it maxing out at ten. Every time you summon a minion, it’ll be unable to attack the turn its summoned unless it has charge. It also has three symbols; the mana crystal cost, the amount of health, and the attack. Whoever can reduce a hero’s health to 0 will win the game. Cards are classified by typing and rarity. The gem on each of the cards also tells you how valuable it is. A white gem means common, blue means rare, purple means epic, and yellow means legendary. Each player can have a deck of 30 cards with varying mana cost. Some cards are class specific, and may not be used by other classes under normal circumstances. The card types include; secrets (cards that are inactive until a certain action is performed), spells (basic magic cards that have many different effects), weapons (these are equipped to your hero, can be used once per turn, and have a durability meter), battlecry (these effects occur when a creature is summoned), deathrattle (effect occurs after minion is destroyed), overload (upon using this type of card, a certain number of mana crystals is locked for a period of turns), poisonous (a minion that attacks this type of card will be killed, regardless of health and attack), taunt (minions must attack a creature with this effect), lifesteal (recovers health after damage), divine shield (negates damage once, and doesn’t reduce health) discover (your get to choose a card out of three random cards), and recruit (allows you to summon a minion from your deck). The newest expansion has also included two new card types; echo (allows you to play as many copies of this card as you can with your mana crystals), and rush (can attack minions when it’s summoned, but not heroes). With all of that out of the way, let’s begin!

  • Prince Liam Mana Cost: 5 Type: Legendary Health: 5 Attack: 5 Class: Paladin Battlecry: Transform all 1-Cost cards in your deck into Legendary minions.

This card is going to be a lot of fun to play. Its effect can be truly devastating depend on what type of Paladin you are playing. It gives you the excuse to use weak monsters, and then upgrade them into massive powerhouses. Its cost is a bit much though, and due to the randomness of the Battlecry, you could be in more trouble than before. Estimated Rating: 6/10

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  • Blazing Invocation Mana Cost: 1 Type: Rare Spell Shaman Effect: Discover a Battlecry minion.

Shaman has been having a pretty hard time lately with the newest expansions. This card, however, could be a game changer.The amount of Battlecry minions in the game is outstanding, and this could be extremely versatile.

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  • Lady in White Mana Cost: 6 Type: Priest Legendary 5 Attack 5 Health Battlecry: Cast ‘Inner Fire’ on every minion in your deck (set Attack equal to Health).

Here we have my absolute favorite new card from the expansion. Inner Fire was always a great card, and this just puts it on Steroids! The high health creatures in your deck are now godlike, and your opponent is completely screwed! I can’t wait to get this amazing card!

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More of My Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for me to share some more of my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Now, let’s duel!

  • Beast King Barbaros Type: Beast-Warrior Effect 8 Stars Attribute: Earth ATK/ 3000 DEF/ 1200 Effect: You can Normal Summon/Set this card without Tributing, but its attack becomes 1900. You can Tribute 3 monsters to Tribute Summon (but not set) this card. If Summoned this way: Destroy all cards your opponent controls. Appearance: A really cool manticore-like creature with a blue shield and a tornado spear. 

remember first getting this behemoth as a free gift in Shonen Jump. I was immediately blown away by its amazing effect and awesome artwork. While not so playable in today’s meta, this card used to kick ass! You pretty much get a 3000 attack beatstick with the effects of Raigeki and Harpies Feather Duster. The opponent’s field is doomed, and they need to completely rethink their strategy. It earns my respect by being a fantastic looking card, and having an incredible effect.

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  • Gaap The Divine Soldier Type: Fiend Effect Attribute: Dark 6 Stars ATK/ 2200 DEF/2000 Effect: All monsters are changed to face-up Attack Position, also their battle positions cannot be changed. (Flip Effects are not activated.) Once per turn: You can reveal any number of Fiend-Type monsters in your hand; this card gains 300 ATK for each, until the End Phase. Appearance: A demonic, bug-like creature with giant claws for hands.

Good ol’ Gaap! I’ve never been able to get my hands on this card in real life, but I’ve played around with it in the video games. This card is every Flip-Effect user’s worst nightmare! Penguin Soldier and Man Eater Bug are no longer an issue with this awesome creature. The only issue is that its stats aren’t very good, and nothing can go into Defense Mode.  I still recommend this card, because it can be used quite well in  Fiend-Type decks.

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  • Ancient Gear Golem Type: Machine Effect Attribute: Earth 8 Stars ATK/ 3000 DEF/ 3000 Effects: Cannot be Special Summoned. If this card attacks, your opponent cannot activate any Spell/Trap cards until the end of the Damage Step. If this card attacks a Defense Position monster, inflict piercing battle damage. Appearance: A gigantic mechanical mech with giant fists.

Dr. Crowler’s key card is one painful experience to deal with! This giant mech has extremely high attack power, and not even defense position monsters can survive this Golem’s mighty fists. Just when you think you may have a chance with spells and traps, this colossus completely negates them. I adore this card, and still use it to this day. Let the bloodbath begin!!

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Hall Of Shame: The Most Bizarre Comic Book Characters (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more strange characters. Now, let’s begin!

  • Leech Real Name: Unknown Status: Hero Ht: 4’2” Wt: 67 lbs Eyes: White Hair: Bald Strange Features: Leech doesn’t have a nose, and has green skin. Creator: Marvel First Appeared: The Uncanny X-Men #179 (March 1, 1984) Powers/Abilities: Can negate any superhuman ability, mutant or otherwise.

Leech was a sad mutant that was abandoned by his parents at a young age. He was taken in by the Morlocks, and became a resourceful member of the team. Leech survived the Morlocks’s massacre, and was rescued by the New Mutants. His also used his siphoning powers to help Hazmat control hers. Leech now resides at the Baxter Building under the care of the Fantastic Four. 

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  • Spot Real Name: Johnathon Ohnn Status: Villain Creator: Marvel First Appeared: The Spectacular Spider-Man #94 (September 1984) Powers/Abilities: Teleportation 

Dr. Ohnn was asked by the Kingpin to create a superpowered human. Unfortunately, do to a hiccup in his formula, the doctor was transported to a place called Spotworld. This gave him minor Teleportation powers, and he began his villainous career. He was easily beaten by Spider Man, and this destroyed his pride. His frequent visits to Spotworld also damaged his mentality, and he became a member of The Legion Of Losers.

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Awesome/Strange Comic Book Characters (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more awesome characters. Now, grab your favorite Graphic Novel, and let’s begin!

  • Spiral Real Name: Rita Wayword Status: Villain sorceress Creator: Marvel First Appeared: Longshot #1 (September 1985) Ht: 5’10” Wt: 150 lbs Hair: Silver Eyes: Blue Powers/Abilities: Enhanced strength, spell casting, six arms, excellent swordswoman, teleportation, genius level intellect

Rita was an extremely talented stunt woman who fell in love with the hero, Longshot. This didn’t last very long, and Rita was soon kidnapped by the spineless Mojo. Mojo erased all of Longshot’s memories of Rita, and she was given modifications at the Body Shoppe. The experiments left Rita with six arms, cybernetic implants, teleportation abilities, and knowledge of the dark arts. The modifications also left her mentally unstable, and Mojo used this to manipulate her into a killing machine. She eventually has a change of heart, and joins the Uncanny X-Force. 

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  • Gambit Real Name: Remy LeBeau Status: Thief and Adventurer Creator: Marvel First Appeared: The Uncanny X-Men #366 (August 1, 1990) Ht: 6’1” Wt: 183 lbs Hair: Brown Eyes: Bright Red Powers/Abilities: Master thief, charges inanimate objects (his favorite being playing cards) with explosively released biokinetic energy, superhuman agility, immune to telepathy, enhanced dexterity, extremely charming, exceptional weapon fighter, great accuracy 

Remy’s early life was downright depressing, and filled with tragedy. He was abandoned by his parents at an early age due to his satanically red eyes. He lived on the streets until the leader of the Thieves’ Guild adopted him into his group. Remy then grew up learning the ways of thieves, and became an exceptional one himself. He joined the Marauders, and grew close with one of the members, Scalphunter. Upon realizing what the team’s main goal was, Gambit left the Marauders, and joined the X-Men.

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