More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Maripyro (The Cheese Bug Pokemon) #318 Bug/Fire Type Possible Abilities: Gooey (Lowers Speed on contact) or Magic Guard (Prevents indirect damage) Ht: 10’06” Wt: 202.8 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A moth made out of Doritos. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 125, Defense: 75, Sp.Atk: 75, Sp.Def: 90, Speed: 95 Stat Total: 540 (Very high Attack and pretty good Speed) Evolves from  Fuermiga at Level 40 Weak to Flying, Water, and 4X weak to Rock.

Entry: Female Maripyro are twice as big as their male counterpart and can cut an Indian Elephant in half with their mouth.

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  • Derpato (The Confused Pokemon) #238 Ground Type Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A very confused potato. Ability: Oblivious (Prevents infatuation) Ht: 1’00 Wt: 2.6 lbs Base Stats: HP: 68, Attack: 52, Defense: 50, Sp.Atk: 45, Sp.Def: 40, Speed: 20 (Ok stats for a 1st evolution) Evolves into Retater at Level 40 and Potarded at Level 60 Its cry is Duuurrr. Immune to Electric and weak to Water, Grass, and Ice.

Entry: Derpato take one hour to concentrate their inner energy to attack, then must take two hours to rest.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Baitmaster (The Master Hook Pokemon) #234 Water/Fairy Type Ability: Regenerator (Restores 1/3 of HP when switching out) Evolves from Tulure when exposed to a Sun Stone. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A cunning-looking angler fish. Ht: 6’07” Wt: 177.5 lbs Base Stats: HP: 85, Attack: 69, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 105, Sp. Def: 83, Speed: 115 Stat Total: 527 (Very high speed stat) Immune to Dragon and Weak to Poison, Grass, and Electric.

Entry: Bait is its body and blood. Baitmaster has created over a thousand baits.

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  • Mabster (The Lobster Pokemon) #101 Water/Fighting Type Possible Abilities: Iron Fist (Increases the power of punching moves by 20%) or Swift Swim (Speed is doubled in the rain) Ht: 3’07” Wt: 67.2 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A buff lobster in a karate gi. Evolves from Karawn at Level 40 Base Stats: HP: 75, Attack: 115, Defense: 85, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 85, Speed: 95 Base Stat Total (Extremely well balanced stats.) Immune to None and Weak to Flying, Grass, Psychic, Electric, and Fairy.

Entry: It is common to see two Mabster facing each other, deep in thought. An underwater showdown is about to begin.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  •  Socckat (The Gaucho Pokemon) #288 Normal/Fighting Type  Ht: 3’03” Wt: 70.5 lbs Possible Abilities: Quick Feet (Increases speed if inflicted with a status ailment) or Scrappy (Normal and Fighting type moves can hit Ghost Types) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A literal soccer cat. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 105, Defense: 75, Sp. Attack: 55, Sp. Def: 65, Speed: 115 Base Stat Total: 495 (Pretty High Attack) Immune to Ghost and Weak to Fighting, Flying, Psychic, and Fairy. Doesn’t Evolve 

Entry: It is said to wear the number 17 in honor of the great Clovis Fernandes who lost 1-7 in the World Cup.

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  • Apartmant (The Apartment Pokemon) #316 Bug/Rock Type Possible Abilities: Swarm (Increases Bug Type moves when your health is 50% or less) or Shell Armor (Nullifies critical hits) Appearance: An ant with an apartment on its back. Ht: 1’00” Wt: 9.9 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Housant at Level 29 Base Stats: HP: 90, Attack: 110, Defense: 120, Sp. Attack: 50, Sp. Def: 60, Speed: 70 Base Total: 500 (Very good Attack and Defense stats) Weak to Rock, Steel, and Water.

Entry: After evolving, it becomes at least three times bigger. Now its residents are much more comfortable.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Hyletrack (The Hype Train Pokemon) #096 Type: Steel/Fire Ability: Speed Boost (Increases Speed stat at the end of every turn) Genderless Ht: 13’05” Wt: 1620.4 lbs Evolves from Charagon at Level 30 Appearance: An awesome train with glowing red eyes. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 90, Defense: 90, Sp. Atk: 70, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 125 Stat Total 525 (Fantastic Speed Stats) Immune to Poison and Weak to Fire, Water, and 4X weak to Ground.

Entry: Hyletrack are known to be attracted to those who are hyped. Legends say that just seeing one will get you hyped too.

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  • Cokemmoth  (The Addict Pokemon) #325 Ice Type Possible Abilities: Snow Warning (Summons a hailstorm in battle) or Speed Boost (Boosts speed at the end of each turn) Appearance: A blue mammoth covered in cocaine. Ht: 6’07” Wt: 264.6 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Snuffant at Level 32 Base Stats: HP: 105, Attack: 125, Defense: 75, Sp. Atk: 105, Sp. Def: 80, Speed: 40 Stat Total: 530 (High Attack and Special Attack) Weak to Fighting, Fire, Steel, and Rock.

Entry: Your cartel has arrived and we have 852,000 types of china white for you, and we have 955,000 types of heroin.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means!  Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Fleespecs (The Comfy Virus Pokemon) #217 Design: A circumcised penis (Why, I have no fucking idea!)   Type: Electric/Bug Appearance: A cyclopean creature with long arms. Possible Abilities: Download (Adjusts power based on foe’s stats) or Motor Drive (Transforms Electric type moves used against it into speed) Genderless Evolves from Cozload when exposed to a Thunder Stone Ht: 3’07” Wt: 41.9 lbs Base Stats: HP: 100, Attack: 75, Defense: 75 Sp. Atk: 105, Sp. Def: 80, Speed: 110 Stat Total: 545 (High speed and special attack) Weak to Rock and Fire

Entry: Fleespecs is extremely aerodynamic while still maintaining optimal levels of comfy. It can outrun a speeding train.

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  • Krokizon (The Predator Pokemon) #062 Ground/Grass Type Evolves from Kroking at Level 39  Possible Abilities: Rock Head (Prevents recoil damage) or Thick Fat (Halves Fire and Ice Damage dealt to it) Gender Ratio 50/50 Appearance: A green dinosaur-like creature with sharp claws. Base Stats: HP: 110, Attack: 130, Defense: 100 Sp. Atk: 65, Sp. Def: 65, Speed: 50 Base Stat Total: 520 (Highest base attack of all Grass-type Pokemon) Ht: 8’06” Wt: 625.9 lbs Immune to Electric and Weak to Flying, Bug, Fire, and 4x Weak to Ice.

Entry: It’s the apex predator of its habitat. If wildlife is scarce, the vegetation around it can provide just as much nourishment.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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  • Niterpent (The Experiment Pokemon) #382 Type: Fire/Electric Legendary  Ability: Tinted Lens (Doubles damage of “Not Very Effective” moves) Appearance: An awesome mechanized snake. Ht: 19’01” Wt: 396.8 lbs Male Only   Base Stats: HP: 81 Attack: 141 Defense: 85 Sp. Atk: 141 Sp. Def: 71 Speed: 101 Base Stat Total 620: (Highest Base Attack and Special Attack of all Fire-types and Highest Base Attack of all Electric-types.) Weak to Rock, Water, and Ground

Entry: Supposedly a haywire war machine, Niterpent converts anything nearby into metal. It acts oddly at times, as if receiving far-off signals. 

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  • Dowster (The Shade Pokemon) #077 Ghost/Psychic Type Abilities: Shadow Tag (Prevents Escape) or Cursed Body (Has a 30% chance to disable foe’s move on contact) Evolves from Deemdow when exposed to a Moon Stone Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A red poltergeist. Ht: 5’07” Wt: 168.9 lbs Base Stats HP: 80 Attack: 125 Defense: 50 Sp. Atk: 135 Sp. Def: 90 Speed: 70 Stat Total: 550 (Highest   Base Special Attack of all Psychic and Ghost Types and the Highest Base Attack of all Psychic types.) Immune to Normal and Fighting.

Entry:  This Pokemon hides in people’s houses, making itself invisible and moving objects with its PSI to make the house look haunted.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. I hope you guys are ready to be confused and astonished. Now, let’s begin!

  • Slugbud (The Buddy Pokemon) #372 Water/Poison Type Possible Abilities: Hydration (Heals status effects in the rain) or Sap Sipper (Absorbs Grass-Type moves and converts them into an Attack boost) Evolves into Slughug at Level 30 and Slugfugg at Level 48 Female Only Appearance: A cute fusion of Goomy and Mudkip Ht: 1’04” Wt: 13.2 lbs  Base Stats: HP: 55 Attack: 60 Defense: 65 Sp. Atk: 35 Sp. Def: 45 Speed: 20 Base Stat Total: 280 (Pretty decent for a first evolution) Weak to Electric, Ground, and Psychic

Entry: This Pokemon is your best buddy. It’ll stick by you through tough times to comfort you.

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  • Uwotto (The Xeno Pokemon) #228 Psychic/Steel Type Possible Abilities: Compound Eyes (Increases accuracy of moves by 30%) or Intimidate (Lowers foe’s attack) Appearance: An awesome Xenomorph encased in pure metal. Gender Ratio 50/50 Evolves from Ayylamo holding a metal coat Base Stats: HP: 80 Attack: 110 Defense: 105 Sp.Atk: 90 Sp.Def: 100 Speed: 80 Base Stat Total: 565 (Great stats and has the greatest base stat total of all non-legendary Psychic Pokemon) Immune to Poison and Weak to Ground, Ghost, Fire, and Dark.

Entry: U fuckin wot m8 swear down on me grandmum I will wreck ye swear down.

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