Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

Warning! NSFW Content Ahead!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more crazy Pokedex entries. Now, let’s see what Fochun and Ebin have to offer us!

  •  Warudio (The World Pokemon) #282 Dark/Fighting Type Gender: Male or Female Ability: Regenerator  Ht: 6’03” Wt: 231.5 lbs (Based off of the main antagonist of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, a super strong vampire named Dio Brando and his stand, The World.) The final evolution of Diobat. Evolves when exposed to a Moon Stone

Description: A yellow, vampire bat-like creature with red eyes and spiky hair.

Dex Entry: Warudio was the power to stop time for short periods, making the opponent useless. (Its cry is WRYYY! The sound effect Dio makes when he stops time and smashes his opponent with a steamroller).  

warudio

  • Saudoge (The Doge Pokemon) #257 Fire/Flying Type Ability: Blaze Gender: Male or Female Ht: 10’06” Wt: 286.8 lbs The final form of Hodtog. Evolves from Wienebark at level 38 (Based off of the old Doge meme and a flaming Chinese dragon).

Description: A red, fiery hotdog and dragon hybrid.

Dex Entry: While flying through the sky, Saudoge is often confused for a dragon.

saudoge

 

  • Senketula (The Scissors Pokemon) #298 Bug/Dark Type Ability: Hyper Cutter or Intimidate Gender: Male or Female Ht: 3’11” Wt: 66.1 lbs Evolves from Araketsu at level 21 (Based off of the main character’s weapon in Kill La Kill)

Description: An incredibly cool spider-like creature with large fangs, strange eyes, and a black body.

Dex Entry: Araketsu take this form when their blood boils way too much. Although Senketula are considered monsters, they never lose their way. (It’s cry is Don’t Lose Your Way! This is a reference to Kill La Kill’s opening song).

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The Strange World Of Pokemon Clover (Every Other Wednesday)

Disclaimer: Pokemon Clover is a Pokemon rom rack that’s made by 4chan. Many of the characters can be considered offensive, or in poor taste. If you’re easily offended, read at your own risk!

Pokemon Clover is one of the funniest games I’ve ever seen. 4chan’s ridiculous remake of Fire Red was incredibly well received by the public, and even a heavily detailed wiki was made for the game. The new region of the game is called Fochun, and the gym leaders range from Tumblr feminists to freaking Snoop Dog! This revamped pokedex list will included the most bizarre and mind-blowing entries in the game. Now, grab your favorite Pokemon, or Fakemon, and let’s begin!

  • Pearchie (The LOLWUT Pokemon) Grass/Normal Type Height: 6’11” Weight: 319.7 lbs Based off of the LOLWUT meme and the Bunchie GIF

Entry: Pearchie gallop through fields screaming and eating prey. Its majestic looks is known to bewilder people. 

pearchie

  • Pengas (The Pingas Pokemon) Ice/Fire type Ht: 2’11 Wt: 35.3 lbs Based off of Dr. Eggman and a penguin 

Entry: It walks around its cave, shouting its name repeatedly. Its body temperature is always changing drastically.

pengas

Random Sundays

Info Found In Various Pokedexes

Hello everyone, and welcome to another dose of randomness! This week, I will be covering some new pokedex entries. The world of Pokemon is a lot darker that one might think, and seems to push the boundaries of the “E” rated franchise. Be warned, some of these entries are very disturbing, so read at your own risk!

  • *Snap* Bewear Pokemon Moon Pokedex Entry: This Pokemon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines have been squashed by its hug. O_O The hug was too much to bear!

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  • Coral Killer! Toxapex Pokemon Sun Pokedex Entry: Toxapex crawls along the ocean floor on its 12 legs. It leaves a trail of Corsola bits scattered in its wake. (Circle of life?!)

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Creepy Pokedex Entries (Thursdays) sources from the various dexes and bulbapedia.

  • Now many people believe the Pokemon series is a kid series, however it’s hard to say due to many adult themes spread throughout the games. Take the Pokedex for instance, there are some pretty screwed up things that lay hidden within this incredibly popular series.
  • I want my mommy! Cubone: X Pokedex entry. It wears the skull of its dead mother on its head. When it becomes lonesome, it is said to cry loudly. (Dear god! Rated “E” for everyone? It’s actually called “Orphan” in Japan!)

cubone

  • OKAY THIS IS PUSHING THE ENVALOPE WAY TOO FAR! Yamask: Pokemon Black Pokedex entry. Each of them carries a mask that USED TO BE ITS FACE when it was a human. Sometimes they look at it and cry. (YOU ARE “KILLING” A GHOST OF A DEAD PERSON! WTF!!!!!!!!!!)

yamask

  • NOW WE ARE GETTING PLAIN DISGUSTING! Vibrava: Y Pokedex entry. It generates shockwaves by violently flapping its wings. After making its pray faint, it melts the prey with acid. A killer antlion, now that would make a good horror movie!

vibrava

  • Bug Problem? I think so! Pinsir Pokemon X Pokedex entry: It grips prey with its pincers until the prey is torn in half. What it can tear, it tosses far. (O_O and it’s 4”11!)

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  • Killer Pumpkin! Gourgeist Pokemon Y Pokedex entry: This is an “E” rated game you know. It enwraps its prey in its hair-like arms. It sings joyfully as it observes THE SUFFERING OF ITS PREY! (Geezus H. Christ!)

gourgeust

  • I can’t emphasize the word Gore in his name any better than this! Gorebyss Pokemon Sapphire Pokedex entry: Although Gorebyss is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this Pokemon inserts its thin mouth into the prey’s body and drains the prey of its body fluids. (Dracula much?) (dorkly.com)

gorebyss

  • More fodder for PETA I guess. Spoink Pokemon Black and White 2 Pokedex entry: Using its tail like a spring, it keeps its heart beating by bouncing constantly. If it stops, it dies. (You kill it when you make it faint…. Da Hell!) (bulbapedia. bulbagarden.net)

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  • Facehugger! Gligar Pokemon Y Pokedex entry: It flies straight at its target’s face, then clamps down on the startled victim to inject poison. (Pretty Brutal O_O)

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  • A GHOST of a grudge! Banette Pokemon X Pokedex entry: A doll that became a Pokemon over its grudge from being junked. It seeks the child that disowned it. (Chucky much?)

bannette

  • EEEEW! Garbodor Pokemon X Pokedex entry: It clenches opponents with its left arm and finishes them off with foul-smelling poison gas belched from its mouth. (What a way to go eh?)

garbador