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Housant (The House Pokemon) #315 Rock/Bug Type Possible Abilities: More Room (Increases the duration of Room-Based moves), Emergency Exit (Switches out when HP is below half) Shell Armor (Blocks critical hits), or Unburden (Double Speed when held item is lost) Appearance: An ant with a house on its back. Evolves into Apartmant at Level 29 Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 0’8” Wt: 3.3 lbs Base Stats: HP: 60, Attack: 70, Defense: 80, Sp. Atk: 30, Sp. Def: 40, Speed: 50 Base Stat Total: 330 (Pretty balanced stats around the board) Weak to Rock, Steel, and Water.
Entry: The container on its back can hold a small family of Militant. They scatter if Housant is in trouble.
Deathorus (The Death Storm Pokemon) #160 Flying/Dark Type Evolves from Felimbus at level 36 and is the final form of Cloucat Appearance: A cat made out of clouds with a reaper’s scythe as a tail. Possible Abilities: Tough Claws (The power of contact moved are boosted by 30%), Shower Power (Rain boosts Sp. Atk by 1.5 and the Pokemon loses 1/8th of its Max HP each turn), or Cloud Nine (Negates weather effects) Ht: 6’06” Wt: 66.6 lbs Gender Ratio: 87.5 % male to 12.5% female Base Stats: HP: 75, Attack: 95, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 90, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 125 Base Stat Total: 550 (Highest Speed of all Dark-type Pokemon) Immune to Ground and Psychic and Weak to Fairy, Ice, Electric, and Rock.
Entry: It has a vicious temper and loves slashing Pokemon with the blade on its tail. Its roar sounds like thunder.
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Illumatrix (The Triforce Pokemon) #333 Psychic/Flying Type Appearance: An avian-like creature with a the Illuminati symbol for a head. Possible Abilities: Illuminate (Boosts accuracy), Forewarn (Reveals one of your opponent’s moves with priority on damage-dealing ones), Solar Power (Boosts Sp. Atk in sunshine, but also lowers HP), or Analytic (Moving last boosts power of attacks by 30%) Ht: 9’02” Wt: 61.7 lbs Evolves from Illuminowl at Level 42 Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 92, Attack: 65, Defense: 95, Sp. Atk: 113, Sp. Def: 100, Speed: 70 Base Stat Total: 535 (Highest Special Attack of all non-legendary Flying-types) Immune to Ground and Weak to Rock, Dark, Ice, Electric, and Ghost.
Entry: Illumatrix has 10 letters. 10/5 is 2. Two has three letters. The Illuminati triangle has three sides. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
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Huntabre (The Sabertooth Pokemon) #107 Rock/Normal Type Appearance: A fearsome-looking Sabertooth Tiger. Possible Abilities: Super Luck (Increases Critical Hit Ratio by 1), Strong Jaw (Increases power of biting moves by 50%), Tough Claws (Boosts contact moves by 30%) or Sand Rush (Doubles speed in a sandstorm) Ht: 3’07” Wt: 277.3 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Sabreneck at Level 37 after it is revived from a Tooth Fossil. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 118, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 62, Sp. Def: 66, Speed: 125 Base Stat Total: 521 (Highest speed stat of all Normal type Pokemon) Immune to Ghost and Weak to Steel, Water, Grass, Ground, and 4X weak to Fighting.
Entry: In its day, it was the apex predator. Credited with wiping out 75% of all Toxiraptor, this gave them all Cancer.
Shurismash (The Great Drill Pokemon) #029 Rock/Steel Type Appearance: A mighty drill-like creature with triangular eyes. Possible Abilities: Victory Star (Increases accuracy of all moves by 10), Sand Force (Boosts the power of Rock, Steel, and Ground-type moves by 30% in a sandstorm), Rock Head (Prevents recoil damage) or Sturdy (Negates 1 hit KO moves) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Middrill at Level 36. It’s the final form of Landshill. Ht: 4’07” Wt: 142.2 lbs Base Stats: HP: 85, Attack: 100, Defense: 110, Sp. Atk: 48, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 77 Base Stat Total: 515 (Extremely powerful attack and defense stats) Immune to Poison and Weak to Water and 4X Weak to Ground and Fighting.
Entry: It can drill in any direction at incredibly high speed. Its nest is located inside very deep caves.
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Warney (The Janitor Pokemon) #349 Normal Type Possible Abilities Rattled (If hit with a Bug, Dark, or Ghost-type move, its Speed is increased by 1), Oblivious (Negates attraction), Damp (Negates Self-destruction effects), or Intimidate (Lowers the opposing Pokemon’s Attack stat by 1) Ht: 2’00” Wt: 56.2 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A grey creature with a warning symbol on its chest. Evolves into Banageddon at Level 40 Base Stats: HP: 75, Attack: 50, Defense: 60, Sp. Atk: 60, Sp. Def: 60, Speed: 40 Base Stat Total: 345 (Incredibly balanced stats). Immune to Ghost and Weak to Fighting
Entry: Warney like to occupy their time by moderating their habitat for troublemakers. They do this for free.
Hitmonana (The Cackling Pokemon) #191 Grass/Fighting Type Appearance: A muscular banana creature with a sinister smile. Possible Abilities: Harvest (50% chance to restore held berry at the end of the turn), Shed Skin (30% chance of curing statuses at the end of each turn), Unburden (Makes opposing Pokemon too nervous to eat berries), or Sweet Veil (Negates Sleep) Doesn’t Evolve Ht: 2’07” Wt: 33.1 lbs Gender Ratio: 75% Male/ 25% Female Base Stats: HP: 60, Attack: 90, Defense: 110, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 110, Speed: 60 Base Stat Total: 515 (Very Good Defense and Special Defense Stats) Weak to Poison, Fire, Psychic, Ice, Fairy, and Flying (4x)
Entry: It lures Pokemon by disguising itself as a succulent banana. It is known for its howling laughter.
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Knogrinyu (The GOATOAT Pokemon) #162 Normal Type Possible Abilities: Reckless (Boosts moves with recoil by 20%) or Own Tempo (Prevents confusion) Evolves from Knogoat at Level 38 Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A large goat with a mischievous grin. Ht: 6’07” Wt: 436.5 lbs Base Stats: HP: 170, Attack: 120, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 40, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 75 Base Stat Total: 545 (Highest base HP of all Normal-type Pokemon) Immune to Ghost and Weak to Fighting
Entry: Knogrinyu is the GOAT goat. Only the elite Knogrinyu are allowed in the GOAT tower.
Pyongnome (The Arsenal Pokemon) #276 Steel Type Appearance: A green gnomish version of Kim Jong Un. Ability: Intimidate (Lowers a foe’s Attack stat by one stage) Ht:4’03” Wt: 49.6 lbs Doesn’t Evolve Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 70, Attack: 135, Defense: 60, Sp.Atk: 115, Sp. Def: 45, Speed: 80 Base Stat Total: 505 (Very good stats with extremely high Attack and Special Attack) Immune to Poison and Weak to Fire, Ground, and Fighting
Entry: It likes being the center of the attention. It crafts giant bombs from scraps to intimidate other Pokemon.
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Venowatt (The Watt Pokemon) #229 Electric/Poison Type Ability: Levitate (Immune to Ground attacks) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Final form of Larvades and evolves from Proboskito when exposed to a Thunder Stone. Appearance: A giant multicolored mosquito. Ht: 5’07” Wt: 113.5 lbs Base Stats: HP: 85, Attack: 60, Defense: 115 Sp. Atk: 110, Sp. Def: 95 Speed: 75 Base Stat Total: 540 (Excellent stats all around and the highest Defense of all Electric-types) Immune to Ground and Weak to Psychic.
Entry: Venowatt’s sting is so powerful that it can cut preys in half before the acid comes out, an explosive climax!
Wastenaut (The Garbage Pokemon) #321 Steel/Poison type Evolves into Wantnaut at level 30 Possible abilities: Battle Armor (Blocks critical hits) or Iron Barbs (Inflicts damage to the Pokemon on contact) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 3’03” Wt: 132.3 lbs Base Stats: HP: 70, Attack: 80, Defense: 50, Sp. Atk: 20, Sp. Def: 80, Speed: 20 Base Stat Total: 320 (Ok Defense Stats) Appearance: A metal fish skeleton with sharp teeth. Immune to Poison and Weak to Fire and Ground.
Entry: Wastenaut live in closenit communities. If anyone outside the group suggests something, it is automatically discarded.
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Cacademon (The Shitpile Pokemon) #114 Ground/Poison Type Ability: Stench (Helps repel wild Pokemon) Gender Ratio: 50% Male/ 50% Female Ht: 3’11” Wt: 66.1 lbs Appearance: A literal animated pile of shit. It doesn’t evolve. Base Stats: HP: 150, Attack: 101, Defense: 79, Sp. Atk: 101, Sp. Def: 79, Speed: 30 Base Stat Total: 540 (Incredibly good Attack and HP) Immune to Electric, and Weak to Ice, Ground, Water, Psychic, and Ice.
Entry: This Pokemon loves filthy areas. When they find somewhere dirty enough, they start reproducing.
Memenace (The Abomination Pokemon) #031 Normal Type Possible Abilities: Normalize (All moves become Normal type) or Hustle (Increases Attack by 50% and Lowers accuracy of Physical Moves by 20%) Appearance: A horrible amalgamation of various memes. Evolves from Maymay at level 23 Gender Ratio 50/50 Ht: 3’07” Wt: 71.9 lbs Base Stats: HP: 106, Attack: 63, Defense: 97, Sp. Atk: 72, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 69 Base Stat Total: 502 (Good Defense and Special Defense) Immune to Ghost and Weak to Fighting.
Entry: Studies report that long exposure to Memenace may cause stress, nightmares, and soul loss.
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Pollefin (The Kelp Pokemon) #224 Water/Grass Type Possible Ability: Effect Spore (Possible status effect inflicted upon direct contact) Appearance: A green kelp-like fish with a flower ribbon on its side. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 2’00” Wt: 19.8 lbs Evolves into Florigrace at Level 26 Base Stats: HP: 30, Attack: 20, Defense: 20, Sp. Atk: 40, Sp. Def: 50, Speed: 80 Base Stat Total: 240 (Extremely shitty stats with ok speed) Weak to Poison, Flying, and Bug.\
Entry: Pollefin is the best smelling fish in the sea. It uses its sweet scent to attract its prey.
Faptime (The Session Pokemon)#307 Rock/Psychic Type Possible Abilities: Speed Boost (Boosts Speed Stat at the end of each turn) or Own Tempo (Prevents confusion) Appearance: An extremely phallic clock with 4 legs and large breasts. Genderless Ht: 4’11” Wt: 156.5 lbs Doesn’t evolve, but is the counterpart to Jerkle Base Stats: HP: 60, Attack: 110, Defense: 90, Sp. Atk: 60, Sp. Def: 90, Speed: 69 Base Stat Total: 479 (Pretty High Attack Stat) Weak to Grass, Dark, Ground, Bug, Ghost, Steel, and Water.
Entry: Faptime spends its night dating models like Miss Michigan and Rosie Palm.
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Piicee (The Daily Dose Pokemon) #184 Psychic/Poison Type Possible Abilities Synchronize (Inflicts the same status effect on the opposing Pokemon when inflicted with one) or Prankster (Status moves hit first) Gender Ratio 75% Male to 25% Female Doesn’t evolve Ht: 4’03” Wt: 88.2 lbs Appearance: A strange purple and green creature with a spherical body and rows of sharp teeth. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 60, Defense: 75, Sp. Atk: 95, Sp. Def: 110, Speed: 80 Base Stat Total: 500 (Extremely well balanced stats) Immune to None and Weak to Ground, Ghost, and Dark.
Entry: Piicee travels the land, healing the injured. It uses the chemicals in its body to produce its own Viagra.
Viristal (The Lightbulb Pokemon) #357 Rock/Electric Type Possible Abilities Lightning Rod (All single-target Electric moves hit this Pokemon) or Volt Absorb (Recovers 1/4 of HP when hit with an Electric-type attack) Genderless Evolves from Ormite when exposed to a Thunder Stone. Ht: 5’03” Wt: 224.9 lbs Appearance: A blue lightbulb creature with 4 legs and a cat face. Base Stats: HP: 100, Attack: 50, Defense: 75, Sp. Atk: 136, Sp. Def: 100, Speed: 40 Base Stat Total: 501 (Extremely good Special Attack) Immune to Electric and Weak to Fighting, Water, Grass, and 4x Weak to Ground.
Entry: Viristal live deep in caves where they hunt bioluminescent prey to recharge the glow of its quartz crystal body.
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Boarnograf (The Corruption Pokemon) #384 Dark/Ground Type Ability: Guts (Increases Attack by 50% if inflicted with a status condition) Genderless Appearance: A fearsome-looking beast that resembles a giant, red boar. Doesn’t evolve. Is the Legendary counterpart of Griffawork. Ht: 11’6” Wt: 1000.9 lbs Base Stats: HP: 130, Attack: 160, Defense: 125, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 105 Base Stat Total: 700 (Insanely good stats. The highest base stats of all Ground and Dark Types. Also, it has the highest Attack stat of all Pokemon). Immune to Psychic and Electric. Weak to Fairy, Ice, Grass, Bug, Fighting, and Water.
Entry: A champion of an ancient civilization, it conquered many rival nations until it imploded from its own corruption.
Praunch (The Prawn Pokemon) #099 Water/Fighting Type Possible Abilities: Swift Swim (Speed is doubled in the rain) or Technician (Boosts 60 power or less moves by 50%) Evolves into Karawn at Level 23 and Mabster at Level 40 Appearance: A prawn with a fist for a tail. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 30, Attack: 70, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 40, Sp. Def: 25, Speed: 60 Base Stat Total: 295 (Not bad Attack and Defense Stats) Ht: 1’04” Wt: 4.4 lbs Weak to Flying, Grass, Electric, Fairy, and Psychic.
Entry: Praunch usually dives to the seafloor where it can break rock formations with its tail to find food.