Strange Urban Dictionary Entries

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Hello fellow literally fanatics! It’s time to get scandalous with a new Urban Dictionary post. I hope you guys are ready for some truly shocking entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Munter:  Noun: An ugly woman. (British Slang) That is one fat munter!
  • Kontol: Indonesian synonym for Penis.
  • Assclown: Noun: A person who doesn’t know what the hell they’re talking about.
  • Fun Bags: (Slang for a women’s breasts).
  • VPILF: Vice President I’d Like to Fuck
  • Droo: Another word for dope, weed, hash etc.
  • Pipa: A glass pipe for smoking Crystal Meth.
  • CID: Caffeine induced dump.
  • Malta Goya: A substance so terrible that its creators should be murdered, or worse, forced to drink it themselves.
  • Halitosis: When your mouth and asshole smell the same.

 

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Asher’s Cult Film Watchlist Part 2

Hello fellow Cult Film Fans! It’s time for another film-based post! A couple of months ago, I discussed some Cult Films that I would like to see. I had a ton of fun doing that post, so I decided to make a second part to it. I’d love to hear some suggestions from you guys, so be sure to leave some in the comments’ section below. Now, let’s begin!

  • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension Release Date: August 10th 1984 Rated: PG Runtime: 1h 43 min Genres: Comedy, Adventure, Romance Directed by: W.D. Richter Written by: Earl Mac Rauch Produced by: Sidney Beckerman Starring: John Lithgow, Peter Weller, Christopher Lloyd, Ellen Barkin, and Jeff Goldblum  

Short Summary: This film, aside from its incredibly long name, is a pure 80’s Sci-Fi satire. The movies tells the story of Buckaroo Banzai (Peter Weller), a mad scientist/Neurosurgeon/Rock Star and his equally unique teammates. When an alien race from the 8th Dimension threatens to conquer Earth, Banzai and his friends must suit up for battle in order to save the world from total destruction. The script is chalk full of hilarious dialogue and unpredictability. This alone makes this film right up my alley. Also, it has an all star cast, and it’s always enjoyable to see Goldblum chew the scenery. I will definitely seek this movie out if I can find it. 

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  • Pan’s Labyrinth Release Date: January 19th, 2007 (In USA) (2006) internationally Rated: R for language and graphic violence. Genres: War, Drama, Fantasy Directed/Written by: Guillermo del Toro  Starring: Sergi Lopez, Ivana Baquero, Maribel Verdu, and Doug Jones Runtime: 1h 58 min Language: Spanish  

Short Summary: Pan’s Labyrinth is a terrifying and beautiful film by one of the godfathers of Horror, Guillermo del Toro. The film takes place in Spain during World War II and tells the story of Ophelia (Baquero), a young girl who lives in the midst of the battle with her pregnant Mother and ruthless Stepfather. Ophelia loves fairy tales, and runs into a fairy, and this is where her adventure begins. The creatures believe her to be a princess, and have information about her estranged Father. She’s asked to complete three horrific tasks, and if she even fails one, she’ll never see her Father again. This film immediately intrigued me upon seeing some of the grotesquely beautiful characters. I have yet to watch a del Toro film, and I believe that this one might be my gateway drug into his incredibly unique stories. Expect a HUGE review after I see this film.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Maripyro (The Cheese Bug Pokemon) #318 Bug/Fire Type Possible Abilities: Gooey (Lowers Speed on contact) or Magic Guard (Prevents indirect damage) Ht: 10’06” Wt: 202.8 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A moth made out of Doritos. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 125, Defense: 75, Sp.Atk: 75, Sp.Def: 90, Speed: 95 Stat Total: 540 (Very high Attack and pretty good Speed) Evolves from  Fuermiga at Level 40 Weak to Flying, Water, and 4X weak to Rock.

Entry: Female Maripyro are twice as big as their male counterpart and can cut an Indian Elephant in half with their mouth.

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  • Derpato (The Confused Pokemon) #238 Ground Type Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A very confused potato. Ability: Oblivious (Prevents infatuation) Ht: 1’00 Wt: 2.6 lbs Base Stats: HP: 68, Attack: 52, Defense: 50, Sp.Atk: 45, Sp.Def: 40, Speed: 20 (Ok stats for a 1st evolution) Evolves into Retater at Level 40 and Potarded at Level 60 Its cry is Duuurrr. Immune to Electric and weak to Water, Grass, and Ice.

Entry: Derpato take one hour to concentrate their inner energy to attack, then must take two hours to rest.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Reptrill (The Mechanical Pokemon) #303 Ground/Steel Type Possible Abilities Sheer Force (Raises the power of moves that have additional effects by 30%, but removes the additional effects) or Strong Jaw (Boosts the power of biting moves by 50%) Appearance: A lizard fused with a construction vehicle. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 4’03” Wt: 123.5 lbs Base Stats HP: 85, Attack: 120, Defense: 105, Sp. Atk: 50, Sp. Def: 80, Speed: 50 Stat Total 490 (High Attack and Defense) Immune to Electric and Poison. Weak to Water, Fire, Fighting, and Ground.

Entry: They’re banned from excavations since 1969 a shiny Reptrill tried to destroy the equipment and slaughtered countless workers.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Deisnutz (The Goteem Pokemon) #312 Ghost/ Fairy Type Evolves from Nutjobber with high friendship. Possible Abilities: Prankster (Status moves have priority) or Strong Jaw (Boosts the strength of biting moves by 50%) Ht: 4’11” Wt: 120 lbs Appearance: An ultra-bizarre creature with saiyan hair, sharp teeth, crossed eyes, and tiny legs. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 90, Defense: 110, Sp. Atk: 90, Sp. Def: 90, Speed: 40 Base Stat Total: 500 (Extremely well-balanced stats and an absolutely amazing typing). Immune to Normal, Fighting, and Dragon. Weak to Ghost and Steel.

Entry: Discovered by Dr. Rub, Deisnutz are endowed with a huge voice. By pranking someone so hard, Deisnutz transcend into a form of enlightenment.

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  • Nutzboltz (The Bureaucracy Pokemon) #180 Appearance: A two-headed purple bird. Poison/Flying type Ability: Big Pecks (Prevents defense reduction) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Burdmen at level 32. It’s the final form of Dunkypea. Ht: 5’11” Wt: 187.7 lbs Base Stats: HP: 105, Attack: 70, Defense: 80, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 80 Stat Total: 515 (Highest HP of all non-legendary flying types). Immune to Ground and Weak to Rock, Electric, Psychic, and Ice.

Entry: Since no other Pokemon would argue with Nutzboltz, it grew a second head. They argue over the superior head.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Baitmaster (The Master Hook Pokemon) #234 Water/Fairy Type Ability: Regenerator (Restores 1/3 of HP when switching out) Evolves from Tulure when exposed to a Sun Stone. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A cunning-looking angler fish. Ht: 6’07” Wt: 177.5 lbs Base Stats: HP: 85, Attack: 69, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 105, Sp. Def: 83, Speed: 115 Stat Total: 527 (Very high speed stat) Immune to Dragon and Weak to Poison, Grass, and Electric.

Entry: Bait is its body and blood. Baitmaster has created over a thousand baits.

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  • Mabster (The Lobster Pokemon) #101 Water/Fighting Type Possible Abilities: Iron Fist (Increases the power of punching moves by 20%) or Swift Swim (Speed is doubled in the rain) Ht: 3’07” Wt: 67.2 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A buff lobster in a karate gi. Evolves from Karawn at Level 40 Base Stats: HP: 75, Attack: 115, Defense: 85, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 85, Speed: 95 Base Stat Total (Extremely well balanced stats.) Immune to None and Weak to Flying, Grass, Psychic, Electric, and Fairy.

Entry: It is common to see two Mabster facing each other, deep in thought. An underwater showdown is about to begin.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  •  Socckat (The Gaucho Pokemon) #288 Normal/Fighting Type  Ht: 3’03” Wt: 70.5 lbs Possible Abilities: Quick Feet (Increases speed if inflicted with a status ailment) or Scrappy (Normal and Fighting type moves can hit Ghost Types) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A literal soccer cat. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 105, Defense: 75, Sp. Attack: 55, Sp. Def: 65, Speed: 115 Base Stat Total: 495 (Pretty High Attack) Immune to Ghost and Weak to Fighting, Flying, Psychic, and Fairy. Doesn’t Evolve 

Entry: It is said to wear the number 17 in honor of the great Clovis Fernandes who lost 1-7 in the World Cup.

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  • Apartmant (The Apartment Pokemon) #316 Bug/Rock Type Possible Abilities: Swarm (Increases Bug Type moves when your health is 50% or less) or Shell Armor (Nullifies critical hits) Appearance: An ant with an apartment on its back. Ht: 1’00” Wt: 9.9 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Housant at Level 29 Base Stats: HP: 90, Attack: 110, Defense: 120, Sp. Attack: 50, Sp. Def: 60, Speed: 70 Base Total: 500 (Very good Attack and Defense stats) Weak to Rock, Steel, and Water.

Entry: After evolving, it becomes at least three times bigger. Now its residents are much more comfortable.

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