Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Monday In June)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Moostatic (The Lightbulb Pokemon) #073 Pure Electric Type  Possible Abilities: Static (30% chance of paralyzing on physical contact) or Lightning Rod ( Draws in electrical moves) Name Origin: Moose+Static Evolves into Mooshock at Level 28  Ht: 2’00” Wt: 43.0 lbs Gender Ratio: 50% male/ 50% female Base Stats: HP: 70, Attack: 60, Defense: 40, Sp. Atk: 50, Sp. Def: 40, Speed: 50 Stat Total: 310 (Not very good, but doesn’t have a lot of weaknesses) Appearance: A cow with  lightbulbs in its head. Weak only to Ground.

Entry: Moostatic illuminate fields at night, while running freely. Drinking its milk will make your spit sparkly.

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  • Hornititan (The Horny Pokemon) #346 Ice/Ground Type Possible Abilities: Refrigerate (Normal-type moves become Ice-type) or Filter (Weakens “Super Effective” moves) Ht: 7’10” Wt: 552.3 lbs Gender Ratio: 25% male/ 75% female Name Origin: Horny+titan. The final form of Hornigiri and evolves from Hornicier at Level 43   Base Stats: HP: 90, Attack: 115, Defense: 130, Sp. Atk: 45, Sp. Def: 100, Speed: 55 Stat Total: 535 (Highest base Defense of all Ice and Ground types) Appearance: A snowman-like creature with heavy armor and a perverted face. Weak to Fighting, Steel, Water, Fire, and Grass. Immune to Electric.

Entry: It releases pheromones to attract enemies for violent orgies. They’re infamous for getting down and dirty. (Its cry is an Anime chick being fucked!)

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Monday In June)

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  •  Pasdawg (The Bulldog Pokemon) #054 Normal/Steel Type Abilities: Sand Veil (Increases evasion in a sandstorm) or Intimidate (Lowers the foe’s attack when it enters battle) Evolves from Masdawg at Level 35 Gender Ratio: 50% Male and Female Ht: 4’07” Wt: 140.2 lbs Name Origin: Paws+Dog Stats: HP: 112 Attack: 90 Defense: 105 Sp. Atk: 55 Sp. Def: 85 Speed: 60 Stat Total: 507 (It has the highest HP of all non-legendary Steel-type Pokemon) Immune to Ghost and Poison. Weak to Fighting, Ground, and Fire. Appearance: A bulldog in armor.

Entry: Pawsdawg are strong and are used as guards for important things. Its powerful jaw can bite through steel. (It’s cry is a slowed down version of its first evolution)

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  • Baloofang (The Dangerous Pokemon) #287 Pure Ghost Type Abilities: Air Lock (Negates weather effects) or Aftermath (Damages the foe after fainting) Name Origin: Balloon+Fang Gender Ratio: 50% Male/ 50% Female Ht: 4’11” Wt: 19.8 lbs Stats: HP: 100 Attack: 61 Defense: 85 Sp.Atk: 80 Sp. Def: 105 Speed: 64 Stat Total: 495 (Good Defense and Special Defense) Appearance: An evil balloon with pointy horns and one eye. Immune to Normal and Fighting. Weak to Ghost and Dark. 

Entry: Despite the fact that they are somewhat weak, they have been the cause of great calamities throughout history.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Wheygle (The Jerk Pokemon) #274 Fighting and Flying type Name Origin: Whey+Eagle  Abilities: Big Pecks (Prevents defense from being lowered) or No Guard (Moves will hit regardless of accuracy) Ht: 4’11” Wt: 111.3 lbs Evolves from Flipbird at Level 27 Gender Ratio: 75% male: 25% female Stats: HP: 82, Attack: 125, Defense: 77, Sp. Atk: 45, Sp. Def: 65, Speed: 95 Stat Total: 487 (Mainly a physical attacker) Appearance: A seagull with a pair of inflatable arms. Weak to: Flying, Electric, Psychic, Ice, and Fairy. Immune to: Ground. The Pokemon is based off of the “Anchor Arms” episode of Spongebob Squarepants, “Musclebob Buffpants”.

 

Entry: Despite Wheygle being jerks, everyone seems to love them. (Its cry is “Anchor Arms”)!

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 Warning!! If you have a fear of clowns, look away! 

  • Traumobra (The It Pokemon) #301 Poison and Fairy type Name Origin: Trauma+Cobra and may also be based on “Coulrophobia”, the fear of clowns. Abilities: Prankster (Status Moves have priority) or Magic Bounce (Reflects Status Moves) Ht: 4’11” Wt: 19.8 lbs Gender Ratio: 50% male/ 50% female Evolves from Cirpent with high enough friendship. Stats: HP: 71, Attack: 71, Defense: 81, Sp. Atk: 91, Sp. Def: 71, Speed: 101 Base Stat Total: 486 (Very Fast and incredibly good typing) Appearance: A cobra-like monster with 4 clown heads and a red and white body. Immune to Dragon and weak to Ground, Steel, and Psychic.

Entry: Traumobra have three false heads, or at least semi-false, as it still uses the three mouths to devour its prey. 

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more strange entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Wifemin (The Devotion Pokemon) #227 Pure Psychic Type Abilities: Synchronize (Inflicts same status condition used on Pokemon) or Cute Charm (30% chance of inflicting infatuation with physical contact) Name Origin: Wife+Feminine  Gender Ratio: Surprisingly 87.5% male to 12.5% female (This is do to the fact some effeminate looking Pokemon are more likely to be male) Evolves from Lasslee at Level 39  Ht: 5’03” Wt: 109.3 lbs Stats: HP: 110 Attack: 60 Defense: 110 Sp. Atk: 90 Sp. Def: 115 Speed: 50 Stat Total: 535 (Pretty good with high defense stats) Appearance: A blue-skinned female figure with large breasts and blue hair. Weak to Bug, Ghost, and Dark.

Entry: A Wifemin will remain loyal to its trainer until the end, no matter what happens between them.

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  • Hofucno (The Obnoxious Pokemon) #343 Water/Flying type Ability: Shadow Tag (Prevents the opposing Pokemon from fleeing) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Name Origin: Hoenn+Fuck No Ht: 1’04” Wt: 4.0 lbs Doesn’t evolve, however it’s the counterpart to Motherfuck Stats: HP: 50 Attack: 40 Defense: 95 Sp. At: 90 Sp. Def: 110 Speed: 115 Stat Total: 500 (Highest Special Defense of all non-legendary Flying-Type Pokemon). Appearance: A yellow fusion of Horsea, a trumpet, Wingull, and Tentacool. Immune to Ground and Weak to Rock and Electric

Entry: They suddenly appeared when Hoenn was confirmed. They take great pride in annoying others, even if it faints in the process. (Its cry is super loud and annoying)

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Banageddon (The Moderator Pokemon) Normal Type Evolves from Warney at Level 40 Abilities: Damp (Prevents self-destruction moves) or Intimidate (Lowers the foe’s attack) Height: 6’07” Weight: 661.4 lbs Based off of: An oni and a moderator with the Ban Hammer. Gender Ratio 50/50 Stats: HP:90 Attack:   150 Defense: 80 Sp. Atk: 70  Sp. Def: 80 Speed: 60 Total: 530 (The highest attack of all Normal type Pokemon) Appearance: A demon with a no sign for a face and two giant hammers. Weak to Fighting and Immune to Ghost

Entry: Banageddon take their jobs seriously. They do it because it’s the only amount of power they will have in their lives.

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  • Smellox (The Rancid Pokemon) #134 Poison type Doesn’t evolve Gender Ratio: 87.5% Male/ 12.5% Female Possible Abilities: Stench (Decreased wild Pokemon encounter rate and 10% chance of making target flinch when hit with a move) or No Guard (Moves will hit regardless of accuracy) Height: 3’11” Weight: 52.0 lbs Based off of a foot fetish. Stats: HP: 92 Attack: 87 Defense: 71  Sp. Atk: 63 Sp. Def: 71 Speed: 66 Stat Total: 490 Appearance: A red trash bag with stinky feet, big horns, a pinched nose, and large eyebrows.

Entry: Smellox devours litter across its habitat. Due to this diet, many Pokemon run away from its putrid scent. 

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy Pokedex entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Machmona (The Luchador Pokemon) #070 Ghost/Fighting Type Possible Abilities: Pressure (Removes one additional PP from a foe’s move) or Vital Spirit (Prevents sleep) Gender Split 50/50 Doesn’t evolve Ht: 2’11” Wt: 9.7 lbs. Stats: HP:80, Attack: 110, Defense: 80, Sp. Atk: 50, Sp. Def: 80, Speed: 80 Stat Total: 480 (Decent) Weak to: Flying, Ghost, Psychic, and Fairy. Immune to: Normal and Fighting.  Appearance: The purple ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage Brother!

Entry: Machmona fights with intense focus. It uses its disappearing ability to sneak behind opponents for a surprise punch!

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  • Motherfuck (The Annoyance Pokemon) #209 Based off of the most annoying Pokemon. Ground/Flying Type Gender Split: 50/50 Ability: Shadow Tag (Prevents foes from escaping) Ht: 4’07” Wt: 234.8 lbs. Doesn’t Evolve Stats: HP: 55, Attack: 95, Defense: 115, Sp. Atk: 45, Sp. Def: 100, Speed: 90 Stat Total: 500 (Highest based Defense stat total of all Flying type Pokemon) Immune to: Electric and Ground. Weak to Water Appearance: A fusion of Graveler, Tentacruel, and Golbat

Entry: It finds great joy in torturing other Pokemon, even if it faints in the process.

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Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some crazy Pokedex entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Ogrelord (The ALL OGRE Pokemon) #123 Pure Dark Type Based off of: Shrek and his Memes. Ability: Sturdy (Can retain one hit that would faint it) or Victory Star (Increases accuracy of all moves by 10%) Gender Ratio: 87.5% Male/ 12.5% Female Doesn’t evolve, but is the counterpart of Chantruth. Ht: 6’11” Wt: 953.1 lbs Stats: HP: 100 Attack: 130 Defense: 80 Sp. Atk: 65 Sp. Def: 81 Speed: 70 Base Stat Total: 526 (Pretty Good) Weak to Bug, Fighting, and Fairy Appearance: A spherical ogre with green skin and red spines.

Entry: Ogrelord is VERY protective of its swamp and will attack trespassers brutally. It cultivates its own onions. (It’s cry is GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!)

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  • Baddon (The Dildo Pokemon) #147 Pure Dragon Type (Legendary) Based off of: A box of dragon dildos. Ability: Rough Skin (Hurts those who make physical contact with it) or Infiltrator (Ignores the effects of barriers) Gender: Male only Doesn’t evolve Ht: 2’04” Wt: 110.2 lbs Stats: HP: 73 Attack: 136 Defense: 148 Sp. Atk: 121 Sp. Def: 112 Speed: 50 Base Stat Total:640 (The highest base stat total of all Dragon types and the highest Defense and Special Defense of all Dragon types) Appearance: A peach-colored box with a red, purple, and green dragon-shaped dildo in it. Weak to Ice, Dragon, and Fairy.

Entry: In old times, Baddon were used as tools of war. They penetrated enemy forts with powerful thrusts. They were since hidden.

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  • Sesquatch (The Ses Pokemon) #368 Normal and Ghost type Based off of: Sasquatch and the “Suddenly ses” meme. Ability: Mummy (Changes target’s ability to Mummy with physical contact) Gender Ratio: 50% Male/ 50% Female Doesn’t evolve Ht: 7’10” Wt: 176.4 lbs Stats: HP: 95 Attack: 90 Defense: 105 Sp. Atk: 55 Sp. Def: 95 Speed: 70 Base Stat Total: 510 (Good plus awesome typing) Appearance: A sasquatch-like creature with brown and white fur, sharp teeth, and a long nose. Immune to Ghost, Normal, and Fighting types. Weak to Dark.

Entry: Legends tell of a man that went into the forest to hunt this creature. He became distracted by a strange scent, when suddenly, [spoiler]ses [/spoiler] (Its cry is a demonic “ses” sound)

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