Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Back Seater Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1/2 oz brandy
  • 1/2 oz apple brandy
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 1 tsp lemon juice

Directions: Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass.

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  • Neon Ghost Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 3 cl vodka
  • 3 cl Pisang Ambon® liqueur

Directions: Shake with ice, and serve into a cocktail glass.

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Oki Sun Cocktail 

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
  • 4 oz orange soda
  • 12 oz mint chocolate chip ice cream

Directions: Blend ingredients into a bar blender until frothy. Serve.

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  • Pacifist Cocktail

Ingredients 

  • 1 3/4 oz brandy
  • 1 3/4 oz light rum
  • 1/4 lemon juice
  • 2 tsp raspberry syrup.

Directions: Shake ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass.

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More Crazy Urban Dictionary Entries

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Hello fellow wordsmiths! It’s time from another Urban Dictionary post. I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Miso: Acronym (My Internet Shut Off)
  • Ora: Onomatopoeia for punching someone with great vigor. (Yes, it’s a mother fucking Jojo reference!)
  • 101: Introduction, basics.
  • Nob: British slang for penis.
  • Sancho: Spanish for “the other man”.

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Boarnograf (The Corruption Pokemon) #384 Dark/Ground Type Ability: Guts (Increases Attack by 50% if inflicted with a status condition) Genderless Appearance: A fearsome-looking beast that resembles a giant, red boar. Doesn’t evolve. Is the Legendary counterpart of Griffawork. Ht: 11’6” Wt: 1000.9 lbs Base Stats: HP: 130, Attack: 160, Defense: 125, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 105 Base Stat Total: 700 (Insanely good stats. The highest base stats of all Ground and Dark Types. Also, it has the highest Attack stat of all Pokemon). Immune to Psychic and Electric. Weak to Fairy, Ice, Grass, Bug, Fighting, and Water.

Entry: A champion of an ancient civilization, it conquered many rival nations until it imploded from its own corruption.

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  • Praunch (The Prawn Pokemon) #099 Water/Fighting Type Possible Abilities: Swift Swim (Speed is doubled in the rain) or Technician (Boosts 60 power or less moves by 50%) Evolves into Karawn at Level 23 and Mabster at Level 40 Appearance: A prawn with a fist for a tail. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 30, Attack: 70, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 40, Sp. Def: 25, Speed: 60 Base Stat Total: 295 (Not bad Attack and Defense Stats) Ht: 1’04” Wt: 4.4 lbs Weak to Flying, Grass, Electric, Fairy, and Psychic.

Entry: Praunch usually dives to the seafloor where it can break rock formations with its tail to find food.

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Banana Twist Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 2 oz Captain Morgan® coconut rum
  • 2 oz banana liqueur
  • 4 oz pineapple juice
  • 1-2 cups crushed ice

Directions: Crush ice in blender. Mix alcohol in glass. Add ice, then fill with pineapple juice.

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  • Vesper Cocktail

Ingredients 

  • 3 oz Gordon’s® gin
  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz Kina® Lillet Blanc wine

Directions: Shake well until ice cold, strain into a deep champagne goblet. Add a thin slice of lemon-peel.

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Dancin’ Bones Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz dry vermouth 
  • 2 tsp gin
  • 2 tsp cherry brandy

Directions: Pour vermouth, gin and cherry brandy into a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, and stir. Strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. 

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  • The Race Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 oz bourbon whiskey
  • 1/2 oz Mandarine Napoleon® orange liqueur
  • 1 oz apricot nectar
  • 1 dash strawberry syrup
  • 2 dashes lemon juice

Directions: Pour into a shaker and shake well. Serve in a cocktail glass frosted with tangerine.

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More Crazy Urban Dictionary Entries

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Hello fellow language enthusiasts! It’s time for some more ridiculous entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Folliculaphilia: A woman only attracted to men with mustaches.
  • Hallway Hobo: (College term) Refers to students who lay around in the hallways before class.
  • Clusterfuck: A huge problem or situation.
  • Feet: A device used for finding legos in the dark.
  • Milk Toast: A spineless person.
  • VPL: Visible Penis Line
  • Bool: To chill.