Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Mixologists! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some cool drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Deep Blue Sea Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 3 oz vodka
  • 1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
  • 1 splash cranberry juice
  • 1 dash lime juice

Directions: Mix all ingredients in a shaker with, and strain into a martini glass.

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  • Neon Iguana cocktail

Ingredients

  • 3 oz Captain Morgan® Original  spiced rum
  • 2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
  • 2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
  • 1 1/2 oz lime juice
  • orange juice

Directions: Pour ingredients into a tall glass, stir, and serve.

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Asher’s Pub (Every Other Thursday)

Hello fellow mixologists! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Dirty Bastard Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz blackberry brandy
  • cranberry juice
  • 1 squeeze of lime

Directions: Pour vodka, brandy and cranberry juice (to taste) into an ice-filled highball glass. Add one squeeze of lime, and serve.

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  • Milky Way Martini

Ingredients

  • 2 oz vanilla vodka
  • 2 oz chocolate liqueur 
  • 1 oz Irish cream

Directions: Combine all ingredients, mix, and serve in a cocktail glass without ice. 

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SCP Special! (Once Every Month)

Reader beware! Scary content ahead!

Hello everyone, and welcome to a blast from the past! I’ve decided to take one random day from each month to the exploration of SCPs. I absolutely adore this macabre and morbidly fascinating community. It keeps growing every day, and I always look forward to the new posts. Now, without any further ado, let’s get started!

  • Graffito SCP-274 Object Class: Keter (Description is summarized)

Description: SCP-274 is a paint of variable color. Buildings inflicted with SCP-274 appear to have large amounts of graffiti covering the sides of the building, and often have large, disturbing designs to them (see addendum-274). While its consistency is that of normal paint, its composition reveals it to be 28% hemoglobin, 12% gastric acid, and 60% common components consistent with Krylon brand spray paint.

When SCP-274 is applied to a wall, it will begin to spread until the entire wall is covered by it. It’s unable to cover metal, glass, or any horizontal surfaces. When SCP-274 spreads on to buildings, it will convert the wall’s interior into a large mesoglea, the interior walls into a gastrodermis, and the exterior walls act as a protective shell and epidermis. This becomes SCP-274-1

SCP-274-1 has human level sentience, and will lure people to it by making grunts and whimpering. If a human gets to close to the anomaly, it will be absorbed into is gastrovascular cavity. This transforms them into SCP-274-2.

These organisms are depicted as men and women wearing respirators, gas masks, and pastel colored hoodies. They are masters of disguise, and will compact themselves on the wall until prey comes by. SCP-274-2 have a strange, hinged operculum located in their right hands. This device acts like a spray can, and projects SCP-274 like paint. Upon contact, the SCP will be sprayed into the victim’s mouth and eyes. This attack method is extremely painful, and the victim will blinded and numb from the neck down. The poor soul is then absorbed into the cavity, where it becomes another instance of SCP-274-2.

  SCP-274-2 duplicates itself every 24 hours, and when 12 duplicates are made, the entity will attempt to cover other buildings. If unchecked, entity may cover a large city within 20 days.

Addendum-274:

Date Found: 01/(BLANK)/2001(SCP-274-1-1), 04/(BLANK)/2006 (SCP-274-1-2), 03/(BLANK)/2010 (SCP-274-1-3), 08/(BLANK)/2011 (SCP-274-1-4), 11/(BLANK)/2011 (SCP-274-1-5), 07/(BLANK)/2012 (SCP-274-1-6),08/(BLANK)/2012 (SCP-274-1-7), 08/(BLANK)/2012 (REDACTED)

Appearance: SCP-274-1-1 is painted to resemble a large bus with the number (BLANK) on its side. The front of the bus has been replaced by a human like face, and the back is on fire. The bus patrons don’t appear to be effected by the fire.   

SCP-274-1-2 is painted to look like its crumbling apart. People appear to be running away, and a face is forming from the falling rubble.

SCP-274-1-3 is painted to look like a shark infested beach with people running from the shore. There’s also a giant tiki statue that covers most of the front of the piece.

SCP-274-1-4 is designed to look like a hellish version of Noah’s ark. The creatures are some types of unknown species, and they all have sharp teeth, and eyes devoid of pupils and irises.

SCP-274-1-5 is a scene of several figures in biohazard suits fighting each other for a bottle of hand sanitizer. There’s also several cadavers in a pile with a demonic grinning green dog laughing at the trauma. 

SCP-274-1-6 is painted to resemble a mausoleum. There’ s a large human skull painted at its front. The base has figures suffering from advanced stages of rigor mortis. Several figures appear to be wearing standard- issue tactical armor distributed to MTF-Pi-1. 

SCP-274-1-7 is decorated with a scene of MTF-PI-1 setting the anomaly on fire through the use of Molotov cocktails. There’s also a large depiction of the anomaly attacking the figures.

[REDACTED]. (BLANK) operatives dead as a result of a large mob of SCP-274-2 numbering between (BLANK) to (BLANK).

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  • Blood Candy SCP-942 Object Class: Safe

Description: SCP-942-1 are colored gumballs of standard (2.53 cm) size. From the instance the gumball is ingested, the consumer’s bodily fluids will take on the appearence of blood upon leaving the subject’s body. The fluids coagulate like normal blood and are indistinguishable from blood by sight, smell, and touch. The blood in the body is seemingly unaffected, however, nosebleeds, blood-shot eyes, and tears of bloody will occur. There’s also some discomfort during urination.

Subjects have shown to have panic attacks after exposure, and may lead to severe bodily harm or dehydration.

SCP-942-2 is a small bubble gum dispenser for home use of a model produced by [REDACTED]. The machine appears to have an unlimited supply of SCP-942-1, and can be damaged normally. There’re currently researching the replenishing capacity of the machine. The words; “Try something different today! Sweet and candy-red!” are engraved on the underside.

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Asher’s Pub (Every Other Thursday)

Hello fellow Mixologists! It’s Thursday, and my pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Dave Matthews cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
  • 1 oz Captain Morgan Parrot Bay coconut rum
  • 3/4 oz pineapple juice
  • 1/4 oz cranberry juice

Directions: Shake amaretto, rum, and juices together in a cocktail shaker. Strain into an ice-filled cocktail glass, and serve

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  • Shark Bite cocktail

Ingredients

  • 3/4 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
  • 3/4 oz light rum
  • 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
  • 1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
  • 3 drops grenadine syrup

Directions: Fill a shaker with ice. Add the spiced rum, light rum, sour, and blue curaçao. Shake ingredients well. Strain into a rocks glass. Garnish with three drops of grenadine.

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Even More Halloween Themed Cocktails (October Special)

Hello fellow Mixologists! It’s Thursday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for some more spooky cocktails. Now, let me fix you up something scary!

  • El Diablo Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz resposado tequila
  • 1/2 oz creme de cassis
  • 1/2 oz lime juice
  • 6 oz Ginger beer

Directions: Pour the tequila, cassis, and lime juice in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well. Strain into a collins glass filled with ice. Top with ginger beer.

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  • Skeleton Key Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 oz Corner Creek Bourbon
  • 3/4 oz St. Germain
  • 1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 3-5 oz ginger beer (top as needed)
  • 8 dashes Angostura Bitters

Directions: Build the bourbon, liqueur, and lemon juice in a collins glass filled with ice. Top it off with ginger beer. Garnish with about 8 dashes of Angostura Bitters. Serve with a straw.

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  • Black Cat Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1 oz cherry brandy
  • 4 oz cranberry juice (more or less as needed)
  • 4 oz cola (more or less as needed)

 

Directions: Pour the spirits in a highball glass filled with ice. Fill the glass with equal amounts of cranberry juice and cola. Stir.

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Even More Messed Up Comic Book Characters (Every Tuesday for October)

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more messed up characters. Now, grab your favorite Graphic Novel, and let’s begin!

  • Black Hand Real Name: William Hand Status: Misanthrope First appeared: Green Lantern#29 (June 1, 1964 DC Comics) Powers/Abilities: Using the black power ring, William can reanimate the dead, and steal energy by killing his victims and eviscerating their hearts

William was raised in a mortuary, and became disturbingly fascinated with the dead bodies. His interest in the dead became a major problem with his family. He soon was being stalked by the Red Lantern known as Atrocitus. This eventually lead Hand to insanity, and he brutally murdered his family before taking his own life. Instead of dying, he became reanimated as a Black Lantern. He became a major thorn in Hal Jordan’s side, and even killed his father in cold blood. After being reborn for this fourth time, he finally meets his permanent end at the hands of the Source Wall.

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  • Johnny Sorrow Real Name: N/A Status: Super Villain First Appeared: Secret Origins of Super Villains #1 (December 1, 1999 DC Comics) Powers/Abilities: His own face kills anyone who looks at it (he isn’t immune to this), teleportation, limited intangibility, mask reformation, communication through dimensions, magic manipulation, levitation

Johnny Sorrow was originally a silent movie actor who wanted to move to talkies. He stole a special Subspace Prototype, which made his body intangible. He used this to commit crimes. He was easily caught by the “Dream Lord”, Sand. He transported Sorrow into a horrific dimension known as the Subtile Realms. He then met the dastardly King of Tears, who made him his servant. Upon returning to Earth, Sorrow found out that his face had been horribly disfigured. The sight of his visage was so disturbing, that whoever looked at it would die of shock. He continues his life of crime, and is sent back to the Subtile Realms after the King of Tears dies.

 

 

  • Emplate Real Name: Marius St. Croix Status: Terrorist First Appeared: Generation X #1 (November 1994 Marvel Comics) Unusual Features: Looks like a dry emaciated corpse with purple artery-like veins running down his body. He also has blood red pupils and gray skin. Powers/Abilities: Feeds on the bone marrow of mutants to remain on this physical plane (this cancels out their powers and gives them their abilities), extreme durability, extraordinary tracking abilities, can transform others into abominations like himself, limited invisibility

Marius was born into a very rich family, and lived quite a lavish childhood. This all changed, however, when he turned into a teenager. He was overwhelmed with hunger, and accidentally killed his mother. He was then exiled from his family, and moved towards the study of dark magic. He was eventually found by his sisters, and banished into a different dimension. Inside the dimension, Emplate learns about his powers and his major weakness. He must live aided by a giant purple respirator. If he doesn’t continue to consume mutant’s bone marrow, he will be pulled into a dimension of unspeakable torture. (Geez, what a life!)

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Halloween Themed Cocktails

Hello everyone, and welcome to my special Halloween themed bar! I hope you guys are ready for a ton of spooky concoctions. Now. let me fix you up something special!

  • Mr Hyde Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 8 oz vodka
  • 4 oz parfait amour liqueur
  • 1 oz blackberry liqueur
  • 2 oz tarragon simple syrup
  • 1 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 1 oz lavender syrup
  • 4 lavender sprigs
  • 8 blackberries

Directions: Prepare the tarragon simple syrup by placing 1 cup and 1 cup water in a small saucepan. Heat over medium-low heat until it reaches a low boil. Add two sprigs of fresh tarragon and reduce heat to low. Heat for 10 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove tarragon and allow syrup to cool. Place 2 blackberries on each lavender sprig and set aside. Cut and juice lemon. Strain to remove pulp, if desired. Add sprits, syrups and juice to a cocktail shaker filled with ice and shake until very cold (about 20 seconds). Pour drinks into beakers and add a lavender blackberry skewer.

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  • Drunk Zombie Eyes Cocktail

Ingredients

For The Red Layer:

  • Cranberry Liqueur
  •  Strawberry Liqueur
  • Triple Sec
  • Strawberry Brezzer 

For The White Layer:

  • Coconut Rum
  • Coconut Cream
  • Whipping Cream

Directions: Create the White Layer first by combing the Coconut Rum, Coconut Cream, and Whipping Cream in a cocktail mixer. Add the Red Layer next, and garnish with a Mini Jaggermiester bottle and Jelly Eyes.

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