Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Black Metal Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 oz whiskey
  • 1 oz dark rum
  • 2 oz coffee liqueur

Directions: Pour over ice cubes in a whisky sour glass. Stir, and serve.

black metal

 

  • Red Rum (The Shining Cocktail)

Ingredients

  • 2 oz Dark Rum
  • 1/2 oz Jack Honey
  • Muddled cherries
  • Orange zest
  • Cinnamon zest

Directions: Muddle cherries in a pint glass. Add whiskey, rum, cinnamon, and orange zest. Shake vigorously. Strain over ice.

red rum

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Grimdak (The Gothic Pokemon) #326 Dark/Steel Type Abilities: Moody (Raises one stat and lowers another) or Cursed Body (May disable a foe’s move on contact) Doesn’t evolve Gender Ratio: 50% male to 50% female Appearance: An edgy goth character in black and red. Ht: 4’11” Wt: 200 lbs  Base Stats: HP: 70, Attack: 115 Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 110, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 90 Base Stat Total: 525 (Very good stats all around) Immune to Poison and Psychic. Weak to Ground, Fire, and Fighting (4x weak)

Entry: Grimdak’s soul was forged by hellfire and sins of the living. Just one glance from its eyes can pierce the hide of an Indian elephant.

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  • Shroofle (The Truffle Pokemon) #327 Dark Type Abilities: Immunity (Prevents poisoning) or Poison Heal (Heals upon being poisoned) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A sentient mushroom creature. Ht: 2’00” Wt: 19.8 lbs Base Stats: HP: 101, Attack: 76, Defense: 101, Sp.Atk: 56, Sp.Def: 92, Speed: 50 Base Stat Total: 476 (Very high stats defensively) Immune to Psychic and Weak to Fighting, Bug, and Fairy. 

Entry: Wild Shroofle are a culinary delicacy, humans have trained Piguson to sniff them out in the forest.

shroofle

Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Cabo cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz white tequila
  • 1/4 oz lime juice
  • 3 oz pineapple juice

Directions: Shake ingredients with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.

cabo cocktail

 

  • Hornet Cocktail 

Ingredients

  • oz sloe gin
  • 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
  • cola

Directions: Combine gin and peppermint schnapps over ice, add cola, and top with a lime slice.

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More Crazy SCPS (Every Other Wednesday This October)

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Hello fellow researchers! It’s Wednesday, and you know what means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more terrifying SCPs. Now, grab your Class S protective equipment, and let’s begin!

  • SCP-1182 The Clockwork Octopus Object Class: Safe

Description: SCP-1182 is a small octopus sculpture approximately 171 mm in length and 76 mm in breadth, weighing 312 grams. It is constructed from a combination of wire, copper, and titanium alloy. The head of the octopus contains a clockwork contraption that serves no documented purpose. When held by a subject (who will henceforth be referred to as SCP-1182-1), SCP-1182 and SCP-1182-1 will become effectively invisible. SCP-1182 causes the subject to camouflage perfectly with their surroundings. The sculpture causes an as of yet unexplained reaction on SCP-1182-1’s pigmentation, giving it the properties of an octopus in disguise. This also means that the subject can only achieve full invisibility while naked, as the effect does not extend to clothing. The camouflage is distinctly much better than that of a common octopus, as SCP-1182-1 blends in to the point where it is impossible to distinguish their position. If SCP-1182 is released, the subject appears to “blink” back into existence. The last thing to note is the mental effect that the SCP has on the subject. When held, the SCP will give the subject to perceive the room as being filled with water. The effects only occur if SCP-1182 comes in contact with skin.

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  • SCP-548 The Ice Spider Object Class: Euclid Description: SCP-548 is a female cobalt tarantula (Cyriopagopus lividus), 7.3 cm long. Its venom undergoes a highly endothermic reaction on contact with living tissue; a single bite, injecting less than 0.5 mL of venom, causes an average temperature drop of 38OC in the affected area. One bite is sufficient to cause localized frostbite in a human, and may even be lethal should the venom reach the central circulatory system. Victims smaller than SCP-548 are frequently frozen solid.  SCP-548’s feeding structures are normal for a spider of its species except for the maxillae, which are extremely hard and serrated. It feeds by delivering a venomous bite, then dragging the prey to a safe place while it cools. While secluded, it proceeds to grind the prey’s still-frozen tissue into edible fragments. This feeding style requires unusual mouthpart strength.

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Dreamy Chameleon Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 3/4 oz vodka
  • 3/4 oz Blue Curacao liqueur 
  • 2-3 oz 7-Up® soda
  • 2-3 oz orange juice

Directions: Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a glass.

dreamy

 

  • Coral Reef Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz citrus vodka
  • 3/4 oz tequila 
  • 1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur 
  • 1 oz sweet and sour mix

Directions: Pour vodka, tequila, and blue curaçao over ice and shake. Slowly add sour mix until bright turquoise, mix again, and serve.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Nomaestro (The Music Pokemon) #177 Fairy/Flying type Possible Abilities: Soundproof (Immunity to sound-based moves) or Pixilate (Normal-type moves become Fairy-type and receive a 20% power boost) Genderless Based off of: Nonon’s uniform from Kill la Kill Ht: 6’03” Wt: 264.3 lbs Evolves from Nonegative with high friendship. Base Stats: HP: 100, Attack: 105, Defense: 90, Sp. Atk: 95, Sp. Def: 80, Speed: 75 Stat Total: 545 (The highest base stat total of all non-legendary Fairy-type Pokemon) Appearance: A pink, robotic creature with a devious grin, boombox shoulders, and red eyes. Immune to Ground and Dragon and weak to Rock, Poison, Steel, Electric, and Ice.

Entry: Nomaestro’s songs are said to be very beautiful to those who hear them, right before their eardrums shatter.

nomastro

  • Davyjaws (The Captain Pokemon) #260 Water/Fighting Type Ability: Torrent (Ups Water-type moves in a pinch) Name Origin: Davy Jones’ Locker+Jaws Gender Ratio: 87.5% male to 12.5% female Ht: 5’07” Wt: 308.6 lbs Base Stats: HP:  90, Attack: 120, Defense: 85, Sp. Atk: 65, Sp. Def: 85, Speed: 80 Stat Total: 525 (The highest base attack of all Water-type Pokemon) Appearance: A freaking cool shark pirate captain with a hook hand and parrot. Weak to Flying, Grass, Electric, Psychic, and Fairy.

Entry: They rarely travel together. Instead the travel with a crew of Corsharrk and plunder all of the lands. (Its cry is the Lazytown song, “You Are a Pirate”. RIP Stefan T__T)

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Blue Knight (Castle Crashers Alcoholic Shot)

Ingredients

  • 1/2 oz of Rose’s Blue Raspberry Infusions
  • 1/2 oz mint schnapps
  • 1/2 oz vodka

Directions: Mix ingredients in a shot glass and drink. Best if served extremely cold.

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  • Almond Soda Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
  • 6 oz cream soda
  • 1 lemon wedge

Directions: Shake everything twice with ice, pour into glasses with ice.

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