More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Spilefree (The Free Pokemon) #128 Electric/Ghost Type  Possible Abilities Clear Body (Prevents stat-reducing moves) or Prankster (Status moves hit first) Genderless Evolves from Jarape when exposed to a Thunder Stone Ht: 4’11” Wt: 2.6 lbs Appearance: A really cool yellow demon with bright blue eyes.  Base Stats: HP: 70 Attack: 45 Defense: 45 Sp. Atk: 125 Sp. Def: 125 Speed: 125 Base Stat Total: 535( Has the highest stat total of all non-legendary Ghost and Electric types) Immune to Normal and Fighting and Weak to Ground, Ghost, and Dark.

Entry: An evil spirit freed from its sarcophagus. It loves to prank people, especially with lightning. 

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  • Hohohoming (The Jolly Pokemon) #294 Ice Type Possible Abilities: Sniper (Makes critical hits do 1.5x more damage) or Levitate (Immune to Ground Attacks) Gender Ratio 50/50 Appearance: Rudolph with 2 missiles. Evolves from Missletoe at Level 24 Ht: 4’11” Wt: 260.1 lbs Base Stats: HP: 81 Attack: 40 Defense: 71 Sp. Atk: 126 Sp. Def: 81 Speed: 81 Base Stat Total 490 (High Special Attack) Immune to None and Weak to Fighting, Rock, Steel, and Fire.

Entry: X-mas is ded pls move to Easter.

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Dark Eyes Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
  • 1/4 oz blackberry brandy
  • 2 tsp lime juice

Directions: Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into snifter.

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  • Liquid Bubble Gum Cocktail 

Ingredients

  • 3 oz vodka 
  • 3 oz peach schnapps
  • 6 oz cola

Directions: Stir all ingredients into a glass.

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Blue Heaven Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 2 cl amaretto almond liqueur 
  • 2 cl rum
  • 4 cl Blue Curacao liqueur
  • fill with pineapple juice
  • 1 slice pineapple

Directions: Pour the blue curaçao into the glass. Fill the shaker with ice cubes and shake amaretto, rum, and pineapple juice. Pour it in the glass and stir. Garnish with a pineapple slice.

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  • Rye Sour Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz rye whiskey
  • 1/4-3/4 oz sugar syrup
  • 1 oz lemon juice

Directions: Shake well over ice cubes in a shaker.  Strain into a whiskey sour glass, add a cherry, and serve.

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Egghead Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
  • 4 oz orange juice
  • 1 egg

Directions: Add ingredients with 4 ice cubes to blender. Blend well, pour into glass with ice.

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  • Dark Lord Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1 oz Black Haus® blackberry schnapps 
  • 1/2 oz cranberry juice

Directions: Mix all ingredients with ice. Strain and serve in a cocktail glass. Garnish with a black olive.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. I hope you guys are ready to be confused and astonished. Now, let’s begin!

  • Slugbud (The Buddy Pokemon) #372 Water/Poison Type Possible Abilities: Hydration (Heals status effects in the rain) or Sap Sipper (Absorbs Grass-Type moves and converts them into an Attack boost) Evolves into Slughug at Level 30 and Slugfugg at Level 48 Female Only Appearance: A cute fusion of Goomy and Mudkip Ht: 1’04” Wt: 13.2 lbs  Base Stats: HP: 55 Attack: 60 Defense: 65 Sp. Atk: 35 Sp. Def: 45 Speed: 20 Base Stat Total: 280 (Pretty decent for a first evolution) Weak to Electric, Ground, and Psychic

Entry: This Pokemon is your best buddy. It’ll stick by you through tough times to comfort you.

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  • Uwotto (The Xeno Pokemon) #228 Psychic/Steel Type Possible Abilities: Compound Eyes (Increases accuracy of moves by 30%) or Intimidate (Lowers foe’s attack) Appearance: An awesome Xenomorph encased in pure metal. Gender Ratio 50/50 Evolves from Ayylamo holding a metal coat Base Stats: HP: 80 Attack: 110 Defense: 105 Sp.Atk: 90 Sp.Def: 100 Speed: 80 Base Stat Total: 565 (Great stats and has the greatest base stat total of all non-legendary Psychic Pokemon) Immune to Poison and Weak to Ground, Ghost, Fire, and Dark.

Entry: U fuckin wot m8 swear down on me grandmum I will wreck ye swear down.

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Thanksgiving Cocktails

Hello fellow followers, and Happy Thanksgiving! For the holiday, I have decided to do some Thanksgiving cocktails. Now, let’s begin!

  • Manhattan Cocktail

Ingredients 

  • 1 cup bourbon
  • 2/3 cup Noilly Prat Rouge vermouth
  • 4 dashes Angostura bitters
  • 4 orange twists
  • 4 fresh cherries

Directions: Combine bourbon, vermouth, and Angostura bitters in a mixing glass. Divide cocktail among 4 ice-filled rocks glasses. Garnish each drink with an orange twist wrapped around a cherry.

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  • Pumpkin Pie Alcoholic Shot

Ingredients

  • 1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
  • 1/2 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream
  • 1/4 oz cinnamon schnapps

Directions: Slowly layer the ingredients in the order listed above into a large shot glass.

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Zombie Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1/2 oz Bacardi®151 Rum
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • 1/2 oz apricot brandy
  • 1 tsp sugar
  • 2 oz light rum
  • 1 oz dark rum
  • 1 oz lime juice

Directions: Blend all ingredients with ice except Bacardi 151 proof rum. Pour into a Collins glass. Float Bacardi 151 proof rum on top. Garnish with a fruit slice, sprig of mint, and a cherry.

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  • Pink Star Cocktail

Ingredients 

  • 1 oz Malibu® passion fruit rum
  • 1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
  • 1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
  • 1/4 oz pineapple juice
  • 2-3 dashes grenadine syrup
  • 1 splash Sprite® soda

Directions: Add all ingredients (except grenadine) to a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Add grenadine to achieve a light pink color. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.

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