Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Painkiller Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 2 oz Pusser’s® dark rum
  • 1 oz cream of coconut
  • 4 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 oz orange juice

Directions: Shake or stir ingredients, and pour over ice in a tall glass. Sprinkle nutmeg on top, and serve.

painkiller

 

  • Maverick Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • 2 tsp Galliano® herbal liqueur

Directions: Shake ingredients with ice; strained into an old-fashioned glass filled with ice.

maverick

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Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

Warning! NSFW Content Ahead!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more crazy Pokedex entries. Now, let’s see what Fochun and Ebin have to offer us!

  •  Warudio (The World Pokemon) #282 Dark/Fighting Type Gender: Male or Female Ability: Regenerator  Ht: 6’03” Wt: 231.5 lbs (Based off of the main antagonist of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, a super strong vampire named Dio Brando and his stand, The World.) The final evolution of Diobat. Evolves when exposed to a Moon Stone

Description: A yellow, vampire bat-like creature with red eyes and spiky hair.

Dex Entry: Warudio was the power to stop time for short periods, making the opponent useless. (Its cry is WRYYY! The sound effect Dio makes when he stops time and smashes his opponent with a steamroller).  

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  • Saudoge (The Doge Pokemon) #257 Fire/Flying Type Ability: Blaze Gender: Male or Female Ht: 10’06” Wt: 286.8 lbs The final form of Hodtog. Evolves from Wienebark at level 38 (Based off of the old Doge meme and a flaming Chinese dragon).

Description: A red, fiery hotdog and dragon hybrid.

Dex Entry: While flying through the sky, Saudoge is often confused for a dragon.

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  • Senketula (The Scissors Pokemon) #298 Bug/Dark Type Ability: Hyper Cutter or Intimidate Gender: Male or Female Ht: 3’11” Wt: 66.1 lbs Evolves from Araketsu at level 21 (Based off of the main character’s weapon in Kill La Kill)

Description: An incredibly cool spider-like creature with large fangs, strange eyes, and a black body.

Dex Entry: Araketsu take this form when their blood boils way too much. Although Senketula are considered monsters, they never lose their way. (It’s cry is Don’t Lose Your Way! This is a reference to Kill La Kill’s opening song).

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Asher’s Pub (Every Other Thursday)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Angry Chameleon Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 2 tsp Kool-Aid® Cherry mix
  • 2 oz Bacardi® white rum
  • 6 oz Mountain Dew® citrus soda

Directions: Dissolve kool-aid mixture in rum, add mountain dew, and serve. 

angry chemica

  • Stone Sour Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 oz apricot brandy
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • 1 oz sweet and sour mix

Directions: Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled whiskey sour glass, and serve.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Poked Entries (Every Other Monday)

Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to return to Fochun to see some more absurd Pokemon. Now, let’s begin!

  • Dedwheat The Zombie Pokemon (Based off of extremely moldy bread) Grass/Poison type Genderless Height: 4’11” Weight: 19.8 lbs Final evolution of Fresrye

Description: A zombified loaf of bread with red and green mushrooms growing out of its body.

Entry: Its corpse waits for the right day to be eaten. It spends its time infecting other Fresrye with lethal spores.  

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  • Blobbos The Blob Pokemon (Based off of the slimes from Dragon Quest) Ice/Rock type Genderless Height: 1’04” Weight: 12.6 lbs

Description: A blue blob with a surprised face and a pink tail.

Entry: People who live near mountains say that you can hear Blobbos’ cries at night, as they try to train hitting rocks. (It’s cry is its name) (It also has some of the lowest stats of any Pokemon)

blobbos

  • Biteki The Aesthetic Pokemon (Based of off Floral Shoppe and the psychic trainer from Red and Blue) Ice/Psychic type Genderless Height: 4’03” Weight: 55.6 lbs 

Description: A light blue bust with the face of a psychic trainer and a checkered design pattern.

Entry: It suddenly appeared several years ago and its origins are unknown. Looking at it makes you feel nostalgic for some reason…  (Its cry is the first few bars of Macintosh Plus’ most popular Vaporwave track)

 

biteki

Asher’s Pub (Every Other Thursday)

Hello fellow Cicirones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Fire Shot

Ingredients

  • 3/4 oz Chivas Regal® Scotch whisky
  • 1 1/4 oz sambuca
  • 1 drop grenadine syrup

Directions: Layer the ingredients in order of: Sambuca then scotch, then carefully place a drop of grenadine in the middle.

fireshot

  • Smart Bomb Shot

Ingredients

  • 1/2 oz Jägermeister® herbal liqueur
  •  1/2 oz Smirnoff® Orange Twist Vodka
  • 4-6 oz Red Bull® energy drink

Directions: Pour the Jager and Orange Vodka into a shot glass and then drop it in a glass or cup of red bull and chug.

smart bomb

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Tuesday)

It’s time for another crazy look into the world of Pokemon Clover! As said before, some of these entries are controversial and vulgar in nature. If you can look past that, you’re in for a hell of a good time!

  • Deloris the Mindfuck Pokemon (Based off of a fusion of Bellsprout and Jynx) Grass/Ghost Type Female Only 7’10” 270lbs

Its signature move, Fizzbitch has the power to strike down 30 Indian elephants from a single tree. (This abomination’s cry is the Wilhelm Scream)

deloris

  • Marleyzard the Dank Pokemon (Based of of Bob Marley) Grass/Fire type 5’07” 199.5 lbs

420 Blaze it anyone? This Pokemon moves irregularly on the battlefield. Its weed wings can support its whole weight. (Its cry is smoke weed everyday!)

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  • Unjoy the Undead Pokemon (It’s the severed head is Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny if shiny, and it has the most terrifying back sprite) Ghost type Female only 4’11” 103.2 lbs

 Unjoy absorbs the energy of sleepers to get nutrients. They hide in dark alleys in cities, waiting for wanderers to come close. (Its cry is the freaking Lavender Town theme!)

Instant nightmare fuel!!

unjoy

  • Frutagon the Pitaya Pokemon  (Based off of a dragon and a dragonfruit and it’s shiny is based off of the Digimon Flamedramon) Grass/Dragon type 6’07” 209.4 lbs

Its claws can cut through anything. Legends state a Frutagon once slain 665 Indian elephants with a single slash.

frutagon

 

  • Chromox the Googol Pokemon (Based of of Mozilla Firefox, Google Chrome, Zigzaggon, and Poochyena) Fire/Steel type Genderless 5’03” 224.9 lbs

Chromox move around at blinding speed. Since Iplora are worthless, trainers try to evolve them as soon as possible. (Its cry is the logging into Chrome sound.)

chromox

  • Notridley the Space Dragon Pokemon (Definitely not based off of Ridley from Metroid and a mustache) Dragon/Flying type Male only 26’03” 2455.3 lbs

He soars through space on wicked wings. Notridley may look mindless, but he is intelligent. He is also not Ridley. (His cry is Anguirus’s cry.)

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Mixologists! It’s Thursday, and my pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Vanilla Pig Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 3 oz Smirnoff® Vanilla Twist Vodka
  • 6 oz Dr. Pepper® soda

Directions: Pour both ingredients into a highball glass. Add ice if desired, and serve.

vanilla

 

  • Amber Dream Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 2 oz dry gin
  • 1 oz French vermouth
  • 1/4 oz Yellow Chartreuse®
  • 1 dash orange bitters

Directions: Pour into an old-fashioned glass with ice and stir. Garnish with flamed orange peel, and serve.

amber dream