Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Pegu Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz gin
  • 1/2 oz Cointreau® orange liqueur 
  • 1/2 oz lime juice
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Directions: Stir with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime juice.

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  • Ocean Drive Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 oz Malibu® coconut rum
  • 3/4 oz Curacao orange liqueur
  • 1 count orange juice
  • 1 count pineapple juice
  • 1 count cranberry juice

Directions: Pour Malibu rum and curaçao into a cocktail glass. Add by pouring down the side of the glass, in order; orange juice, pineapple juice, and cranberry juice. Serve.

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Strange Urban Dictionary Entries

Warning! This post can be extremely NSFW for some people. Read at your own risk!

Hello fellow literally fanatics! It’s time to get scandalous with a new Urban Dictionary post. I hope you guys are ready for some truly shocking entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Munter:  Noun: An ugly woman. (British Slang) That is one fat munter!
  • Kontol: Indonesian synonym for Penis.
  • Assclown: Noun: A person who doesn’t know what the hell they’re talking about.
  • Fun Bags: (Slang for a women’s breasts).
  • VPILF: Vice President I’d Like to Fuck
  • Droo: Another word for dope, weed, hash etc.
  • Pipa: A glass pipe for smoking Crystal Meth.
  • CID: Caffeine induced dump.
  • Malta Goya: A substance so terrible that its creators should be murdered, or worse, forced to drink it themselves.
  • Halitosis: When your mouth and asshole smell the same.

 

Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Admiral Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 oz rye whiskey
  • 2 oz dry vermouth 
  • juice of 1/2 lemons
  • 1 twist lemon peel

Directions: Shake with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass. Garnish with a lemon twist.

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  • Sea Fizz Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz Deva® absinthe
  • 1 tbsp lemon juice
  • 1 tsp sugar
  • 1 egg white
  • soda water

Directions: Shake with ice and strain into a highball glass and fill with seltzer.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

NSFW Content Ahead!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Oreon (The Good Cookie Pokemon) #243 Fairy/Dark Type Ability: Super Luck (Critical hits have a higher chance of appearing) Ht: 3’03” Wt: 59.5 lbs Appearance: Some sort of quadruped beast with an Oreo body. Gender Ratio: 87.5% Male/ 12.5% Female Base Stats: HP: 95, Attack: 60, Defense: 65, Sp.Atk: 130, Sp. Def: 65, Speed: 110 Base Stat Total 525 (Highest Base Special Attack Stats of all non-legendary Fairy and Dark types) Immune to Dragon and Psychic and Weak to Poison, Fairy, and Steel

Entry: These Pokemon started coming out of strange yellow wings in islands and spread out due to humans.

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  • Oburonyxo (The Monarch Pokemon) #157 Rock/Fairy Type Ability: Solid Rock (Powers down Super Effective Moves) Evolves from Sylvuin at Level 36 and the final form of Faerlock Appearance: A fearsome purple serpent coming out of a rock. Gender Ratio: 87.5 Male/ 12.5% Female Ht: 7’10” Wt: 417.8 lbs Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 70, Defense: 100, Sp. Atk: 90, Sp. Def: 125, Speed: 60 Base Stat Total 525 ( Highest base Special Defense of all Rock and Fairy Types) Immune to Dragon and Weak to Ground,Grass, Water, and Steel (4x weak)

Entry: Fairy Pokemon idolize them for their gallant nature. Their magic is strong enough to demolish a tank. 

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Black Licorice Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 2 oz sambuca
  • 4 oz Pepsi® soda

Directions: Pour both ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. Stir, and serve.

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  • Florida Rain Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1/2 oz gin
  • 2 tsp Kirschwasser® cherry brandy
  • 2 tsp triple sec
  • 1 tsp lemon juice
  • 1 oz orange juice

Directions: Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass.

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Jungle Power Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 2 oz Pisang Ambon® liqueur
  • 4 oz iced tea 
  • 1 slice lemon

Directions: Add a handful of ice to a glass. Fill the glass with 2/3 of ice tea (peach or lemon) and add 1/3 of Pisang Ambon. Take a slice of lemon and put it at the top of a glass.

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  • Blue Heaven Cocktail

Ingredients 

  • 2 cl amaretto almond liqueur 
  • 2 cl rum
  • 4 cl Blue Curacao liqueur
  • fill with pineapple juice
  • 1 slice pineapple

Directions: Pour the blue curaçao in the glass. Fill the shaker with ice cubes and shake amaretto, rum, and pineapple juice. Pour it in the glass and stir. Garnish with a pineapple slice.

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are  ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Velvet Crush Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 2 oz gin
  • Kool-Aid®

Directions: Pour gin into a glass with ice. Add flavored Kool-Aid (to taste), and serve.

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  • Chain Lightning Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 2 oz gin
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 1 splash lemon juice
  • 1 lemon twist

Directions: Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass. 

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