Crappy Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow Duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crappy cards. Now, let’s duel!

  • Self-Mummification Type: Quick Play Spell Card Appearance:  A skeletal human mummifying itself. Effect: Select one monster you control, and send it  to the Graveyard.

Yay! Another nearly completely useless card! This is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, and it doesn’t combo with almost anything. Killing one of your own creatures is a very stupid idea, due to the fact that their Graveyard effects won’t activate. Avoid this at all costs!

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  • Worm Lynx Type: Reptile/Flip/Effect Attribute: Light ATK/300 DEF/ 1000 Appearance: A disgusting two-headed abomination. Effect: FLIP: During each End Phase, if this card is face-up, draw 1 card.

I always was fond of worm monsters, but this one is pure garbage. Its stats are absolutely horrible, and you need to plan in advance in order to keep this thing on the field. There are much better draw power cards, so this card should never see the light of day.

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More Crappy Yu-Gi-Oh!Cards (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow Duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy cards. Now, let’s duel!

  • Flame Ogre Type: Fiend/Effect Attribute: Fire 7 Stars Appearance: A red ogre with bulging muscles and green eyes. ATK/ 2400 DEF/ 1700 Effect: This card cannot be Special Summoned. When this card is Normal Summoned, draw 1 card.

For something that looks so awesome its effect sure sucks! First, its stats are terrible for a 2 Tribute monster. Second, not being able to Special Summon it limits its playability. The only good thing about this card is its draw ability, and still there are many eras cards that are much better than this.

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  • Swordsman From A Distant Land Type: Warrior/Effect 1 star Appearance: A strange samurai with bright yellow eyes. ATK/ 250 DEF/ 250 Effect: If this card attacked an opponent’s monster, after damage calculation: Destroy that monster during the 5th End Phase after the attack.

Wow, this card is garbage. Its stats are completely abysmal, and the death after five turns is way too long. The monster will probably be tributed or XYZ summoned before the effect goes off anyway. I don’t recommend play it at all.

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Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s time for us to dive into the crazy world of Pokemon Clover. I hope you guys are ready for some insane entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Anonymouse (The Atheist Pokemon) #208 Dark/Electric Type Ability: Infiltrator (Passes through barriers) Gender Ratio: 75% Male to 25% Female Ht: 1’04” Wt: 8.6 lbs Appearance: A black and white mouse with a hat, red cape, and V mask. Base Stats: HP: 66, Attack: 76 , Defense: 66, Sp. Atk: 76, Sp. Def: 66, Speed: 86 Stat Total: 436 (OK) Immune to Psychic and weak to Fighting, Ground, Bug, and Fairy.

Entry: Anonymouse are known to be euphoric, having being enlightened by their own intelligence. 

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  • Tripsius (The Felicity Pokemon) #111 Electric/Psychic Type Abilities: Skill Link (Multi-hit moves hit five times) or Analytic (Moving last boosts power) Gender Ratio: Genderless Appearance: A red and yellow slot machine with three eyes and two large arms. Evolves from Dubus at Level 33 Ht: 4’11” Wt: 244.7 lbs  Base Stats: HP: 88, Attack: 89, Defense:  99, Sp.Atk: 88, Sp.Def: 80, Speed: 111 Stat Total: 555 (The highest stats of all non-legendary Electric-type Pokemon) Immune to none and Weak to Ground, Bug, Ghost, and Dark.

Entry: Tripsius are a very rare sight. They are recognized by Singlets and Dubus colonies as ultimate authority.

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The Craziest Music Video I’ve Ever Seen (Watch at your own risk!)

Pon Pon Pon by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Released: July 16th, 2011 Genres: Electropop, dance-pop, J-pop Produced by Yasutaka Nakata

How to even start this review! If you think you’ve seen crazy videos, think again! This video appeared on Youtube in July of 2011, and quickly became a viral hit. It now stands at a whopping 138,793,808 views, and still continues to confuse and weird out people. I’m going to try to keep this as spoiler-free as possible, because you have to experience it blind. Let’s just say, it contains a bunch of random items, including multiple eyeballs. Sylvie Paula Paula, a character from King of Fighters, looks extremely similar to Kyary, and it might have been an influence on her creation. The song is also annoyingly catchy, so don’t blame me if it gets stuck in your head for weeks afterwards. Now, dive into the crazy world of Japanese music videos. I’d love to hear what you guys think of the video in the comments’ section below.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjTo6jzkLHdAhVIllQKHRxzAroQyCkwAHoECAcQBQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DyzC4hFK5P3g&usg=AOvVaw35qx_Nhtnp30wcGW2Yxv8i

Yokai Wednesdays (Every Other Wednesday)

Konichiwa, everyone! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more fascinating yokai. Now, let’s go on a journey to the “Land of the Rising Sun”!

  • Mekurabe are masses of skulls and severed heads that have some sentience. Upon staring at them, the mass will clump together and for a huge skull-shaped mound. They will continue to stare at the individual until one of them blinks. If the person wins, the skulls will vanish into thin air. It’s not current known what happens if the person loses.

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  • Mumashika are extremely strange creatures of Japanese mythology. They resemble beasts with the bodies of deer and the heads of horses. Their silly appearance is based on its kanji which means idiot. 

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More Horrible Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow Duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more terrible cards. Now, let’s duel!

  • Larvae Moth Type: Insect Effect 2 Stars Attribute: Earth ATK/ 500 DEF/ 400  Appearance: A green caterpillar with spike-like protrusions. Effect: This monster cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card can only be Special Summoned by Tributing “Petit Moth” on the 2nd of your turns after “Petit Moth” has been equipped with “Cocoon of Evolution”.

God, where to start with this card! Summoning Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth is a major pain in the ass anyway, but this is unacceptable! You have to go through so much just to get this on the field, and when you do, it can basically get killed by anything! Just run “Cocoon of Ultra Evolution”, and you can get the stupid Great Moth out without having to worry about using this trash!

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  • Ally of Justice Garadholg Type: Machine Effect Attribute: Dark ATK/ 1600 DEF/ 400 4 stars Effect: If this card battles a LIGHT monster, it gains 200 ATK during the Damage Step only. Appearance: A vibrant, red machine with a purple, plasma sword.

Why does such a cool machine have such an awful effect? The main premise of the “Ally of Justice” archetype is to destroy LIGHT monsters, and they usually do very bad job of doing such. This card is no exception with below average stats for a 4 star monster, and an incredibly weak ATK increase.

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Weird and Wacky Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow Duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy cards. Now, let’s duel!

  • Boycotton Type: Plant/Effect Attribute: Earth ATK/1000 DEF/ 2500 4 Stars Appearance: A worried, sentient mass of cotton that’s being shaved like a sheep. Effect: You take any battle damage your opponent would have taken from battles involving this card, instead. If this card battles, is not destroyed, and you took damage from that battle: Return this card to the hand.

Konami screws us again with a high-defense, 4-star, monster. Without reading its effect, you’d think the card is quite good. However, its defense is its weakness, and rebounds any damage dealt to it, back in your face. I do adore the cute art style though!

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  • Spherous Lady Type: Rock/Normal (Why it isn’t Reptile still confuses me) Attribute: Earth ATK/ 400 DEF/ 1400 Appearance: An incredibly ugly snake, woman, vampire hybrid. Description: Many have been deceived by the beauty of this vampire.

Seriously?! Beauty?! If anything this is a freaking ugly card that has even uglier stats.

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