Another Awesome TV Trope

Hello fellow pop culture enthusiasts! It’s time for another Tropes post! I hope you guys are ready for some fascinating trivia. Now, let’s begin!

Laser Hallway: This is an extremely common trope that is used in many forms of media, mainly Spy Movies. It deals with a hallway that’s filled to the brim with lasers. These lasers can either be used as an effective alarm system, or as an offensive and deadly trap. Some examples include; Nearly all of Quick Man’s stage from Mega Man 2. This stage has the Blue Bomber falling downwards past hallways upon hallways of instant kill lasers. Next, there’s the infamous hallway from Resident Evil 4. This hallway is a series of quick time events that have Leon dodging his literal death in the hands of moving laser machines. Lastly, there’s the hallway from the movie Cube. This is considered to be the film that started this trope to begin with. The lasers in this hallway are razor thin, and capable of slice a man to literal cubes in seconds.

More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly Brawl!

• Polym….Oops by gardenghi16 Type: Dual Mage/Rogue Spell Rarity: Epic Appearance: Smoking chicken’s feet. Mana Cost: 5 Effect: Deal 6 damage to a minion. Combo: Make it disappear instead. 

This is a very silly card that I absolutely love the flavor text of. This takes a botched transformation spell and literally turns it into raw damage. Since the newest expansion is all school themed, this card fits in right away. Its dual nature makes it a lot of fun to experiment with, and both effects are quite balanced for its cost. This could also make disappearing minions become a staple feature in the upcoming expansions.

 

• Mix Master Djack by Gothe Type: Shaman Legendary Minion Appearance: An ultra-cool looking DJ with a vibrant colored beard and groovy shades. Mana Cost: 5 Attack: 5 Health: 5 Effect: Battlecry: Shoot 8 notes at random minions. They transform them into minions that cost (1) more or (1) less (at random).

Here we have my favorite Custom Hearthstone card in ages! The effect, artwork, and zaniness of this card is exactly what I’m looking for in today’s meta. This is messing with the incredibly fun “evolve” mechanic, and it works so well. I had tons of fun with the new spell, Devolving Missiles, and this almost seems like that card’s boss. I could only imagine the insanity this card would create on a full board of minions, and I really want to card to actually exist. 

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

NSFW CONTENT AHEAD!!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for some more crazy entries. I hope you guys are ready for some extremely strange creatures. Now, let’s begin!

• Housant (The House Pokemon) #315 Rock/Bug Type Possible Abilities: More Room (Increases the duration of Room-Based moves), Emergency Exit (Switches out when HP is below half) Shell Armor (Blocks critical hits), or Unburden (Double Speed when held item is lost) Appearance: An ant with a house on its back. Evolves into Apartmant at Level 29 Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 0’8” Wt: 3.3 lbs Base Stats: HP: 60, Attack: 70, Defense: 80, Sp. Atk: 30, Sp. Def: 40, Speed: 50 Base Stat Total: 330 (Pretty balanced stats around the board) Weak to Rock, Steel, and Water.

Entry: The container on its back can hold a small family of Militant. They scatter if Housant is in trouble.

 

• Deathorus (The Death Storm Pokemon) #160 Flying/Dark Type Evolves from Felimbus at level 36 and is the final form of Cloucat Appearance: A cat made out of clouds with a reaper’s scythe as a tail. Possible Abilities: Tough Claws (The power of contact moved are boosted by 30%), Shower Power (Rain boosts Sp. Atk by 1.5 and the Pokemon loses 1/8th of its Max HP each turn), or Cloud Nine (Negates weather effects) Ht: 6’06” Wt: 66.6 lbs Gender Ratio: 87.5 % male to 12.5% female Base Stats: HP: 75, Attack: 95, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 90, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 125 Base Stat Total: 550 (Highest Speed of all Dark-type Pokemon) Immune to Ground and Psychic and Weak to Fairy, Ice, Electric, and Rock.

Entry: It has a vicious temper and loves slashing Pokemon with the blade on its tail. Its roar sounds like thunder.

Yokai Wednesdays

Konbanwa, everyone! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more fascinating yokai. Now, let’s go on a journey, to the “Land of the Rising Sun”!

• Tomorokoshi no obake are incredibly strange creatures of Japanese mythology. They’re depicted as creepy monsters that are made from deformities in corn. While very unsettling in appearance, they’re completely harmless to humans.

More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly brawl!

• Doctor Shar’zah by berksermet Type: Dual Class Shaman/Warrior Legendary  Minion Appearance: A fearsome-looking troll plague doctor with a large needle. Mana Cost: 6 Attack: 5 Health: 5 Effect: At the end of each turn, transform damaged friendly minions into random ones that cost (1) more.

I absolutely adore this custom card! Transformation in Hearthstone has always been an incredibly fun mechanic, and this card fits the randomness of the Shaman and Warrior class. You can purposely injure your minions with cards like Blood Razor or Warpath to make this minion a complete force to be reckoned with. Fantastic job!

 

Asher’s Art Gallery

Hello fellow art lovers! My art gallery is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome works. Now, have fun exploring my gallery!

• Cyclops Saucerman by Larry Carlson Archival pigment print on metallic paper

This is an incredibly unique work by “Master Surrealist”, Larry Carlson. It’s an outdoor piece that seems to take place in the mid afternoon. The sky is a pale blue and there’s a trippy looking vortex positioned in the right of the piece. Countless saucers are seen coming out of it, and the titular cyclops even has its head as one of these. The background of the piece is very realistic and I love its blend with the rest of the painting. This is a truly awesome work, and I’d love to hear what you guys think of it in the comments’ section below.

 

 

More Delicious Foods From Around The World

Hello fellow food lovers! It’s time for another tasty post! I hope you guys are ready for some unique dishes. Now, let’s dig in!

• Ugali is a savory dish that comes from Kenya. It’s made with millet, cassava flower, and milk.

Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

• Magic Dew Cocktail

Ingredients

• 1 part Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps
• 1 part Mountain Dew® citrus soda

Directions: Mix equal parts blue maui and Mountain Dew in a hurricane glass.

 

• Bitter Lime Cocktail

Ingredients 

• 2 oz Seagram’s® lemon gin
• 4 oz Gatorade® energy drink
• 2 tbsp lime juice

Directions: Pour gin over ice cubes, add lemon-lime gatorade. Top with lime juice and mix. 

More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly brawl!

• Mind Pillager by King Kuba Type: Rogue Epic Minion Tribe: Pirate Appearance: A withered-looking undead pirate with chaotic energy. Effect: Battlecry: Your next card from another class costs (0). Attack: 4 Health: 4

I absolutely love the concept of this card. One of the best Rogue-type decks you can run is known as the Pilfer Rogue. It involves you stealing cards from various classes to benefit your own. This card can start an amazing combo that could leave your opponent speechless. 

 

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

NSFW CONTENT AHEAD!!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another set of entries. I hope you guys are ready for some true absurdity. Now, let’s begin!

• Illumatrix (The Triforce Pokemon) #333 Psychic/Flying Type Appearance: An avian-like creature with a the Illuminati symbol for a head. Possible Abilities: Illuminate (Boosts accuracy), Forewarn (Reveals one of your opponent’s moves with priority on damage-dealing ones), Solar Power (Boosts Sp. Atk in sunshine, but also lowers HP), or Analytic (Moving last boosts power of attacks by 30%) Ht: 9’02” Wt: 61.7 lbs Evolves from Illuminowl at Level 42 Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 92, Attack: 65, Defense: 95, Sp. Atk: 113, Sp. Def: 100, Speed: 70 Base Stat Total: 535 (Highest Special Attack of all non-legendary Flying-types) Immune to Ground and Weak to Rock, Dark, Ice, Electric, and Ghost.

Entry: Illumatrix has 10 letters. 10/5 is 2. Two has three letters. The Illuminati triangle has three sides. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.