More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It has been quite some time since our last adventure. It’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s get started!

  • Miasmortor (The Miasma Pokemon) #113 Poison/Steel Type Abilities: Prankster (Status moves hit first) or Effect Spore (Leaves status effect inducing spores on contact) Gender Ratio: 50% Male/50% Female Evolves from Miasmer at Level 42 Ht: 3’07” Wt: 76.3 lbs Name Origin: Miasma+Mortar Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 110, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 90, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 110 Base Stat Total: 530 (High Attack and Speed) Appearance: A strange purple creature with many steel legs. Immune to Poison. Weak to Fire (2X) and Ground (4X)

Entry: Miasmortor runs at very high speeds by releasing part of its pressurized bodily gas. This does not smell good. (Its cry is “Boing”!)

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  • Flameboyan (The Flaming Pokemon) #183 Fire/Fairy Type Ability: Rivalry (Boosts the power of moves dealt to foes with the same gender by 25%) Doesn’t Evolve Ht: 2’04” Wt: 20.9 lbs Gender Ratio: 75% Male/ 25% Female Name Origin: Flame+Flamboyant Base Stats: HP: 85, Attack: 62, Defense: 78, Sp. Atk: 92 , Sp. Def: 118, Speed: 25 Base Stat Total: 460 (Highest base Sp. Def of all Fire-Type Pokemon) Appearance: A purple animated fireplace. May also be based on the other definition for “Faggot”, meaning a bundle of sticks. Immune to Dragon. Weak to Poison, Ground, Rock, and Water. 

Entry: This Pokemon sure is flaming, all right.

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Asher’s Podcast Recommendation Part 1 out of ?

Hello everybody, and welcome to a very special post! This particular topic will cover one of my favorite Podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for as long as I can remember, and always love the diverse subject that they go into. You can imagine my delight when I found out about this one! I discovered this gem when researching information about Kevin MacLeod’s music. He did a very in depth interview on how Kevin produces his Royalty-Free Music. The Podcast is simply titled Composer Quest: A Songwriting and Music Composition Podcast. This podcast covers a variety of musical topics from Royalty Free Music, to Slot Machine Music. The host of this podcast is Charlie McCarron, an incredibly talented Composer and Producer that lives in Minneapolis. From  He has a very quirky personality, and vast knowledge of everything music. Every week, for four years (1/2/13-1/24/17, he interviewed a different composer about a different genre of music. He would give various composing tips, and explain the inner workings in a way that was easy to understand. There’s 177 episodes to choose from, so the possibilities are nearly endless. The best part is that all of the Podcasts are completely free, and easily accessible on his website, charliemccarron.com, and on iTunes. I highly recommend this Podcast, and will share my favorite episodes below. Final Rating: 10/10 (CHECK THIS OUT IMMEDIATELY!)

My Favorites:

  1. Slot Machine Composing
  2.  Kevin MacLeod, King of Royalty-Free Music
  3. Cyriak’s Surrealist Music And Animation
  4. Game Music so Sweet it’ll Make Your Teeth Hurt
  5. Chiptune Composing With Ben Barnes
  6. Eggs, Bacon, and Composer Wisdom from Rick Sowash
  7. Schizophrenic Synthpop Storytelling with Felix Frost
  8. Torley on Creativity, Asperger’s, and Music Production
  9.  Metal 101 with Devin Earlywine
  10. How to write a pooping duck robot song with Matt Schubbe
  11. North Korean Cannibal Songwriting with Joe Graves
  12. Audacity Producer Desmond Simmons is Big in Japan

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

WARNING! NSFW CONTENT AHEAD!!!!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Reagain (The Signpost Pokemon) #355 Ground/Dark Ability: Dry Skin (Recovers 1/8 of maximum health in the rain, but loses 1/8 of maximum health in the sun. It also absorbs Water attacks, and transforms them into 1/4 of maximum health.) Evolves from Signot at Level 30. Gender Ratio 50/50 Ht: 11’06” Wt: 143.3 lbs Base stats: HP: 100, Attack: 70, Defense: 110, Sp. Atk: 80, Sp. Def: 90, Speed: 45 Stat Total: 495 (Highest base Defense of all non-Legendary Dark Types) Name Origin: Read+Again Appearance: A living worm signpost with crudely drawn genitalia, a laughing face, and a smiley face. Immune to Water, Electric, and Psychic. Weak to Fighting, Bug, Grass, Fairy, and Ice.

Entry: Did you know that Fochun and Ebin contain hidden secrets unknown to man kind? Be sure to find them all.

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Crazy Urban Dictionary Entries (Saturdays)

Hello everyone, and welcome to a brand new series of posts! Urban Dictionary is a fantastic website that houses some of the craziest entries on the internet. This ranges from actual definitions to slang terms. Each Saturday, I will be posting some of the entries I get from pressing the “Random Words” button. Be warned! Some of these entries are extremely NSFW!

  • Skurt (verb): To leave, bounce, or go away. Ex: This place is flat, I’m about to skurt.

 

  • Trumpism (Medical Disorder): Trumpism is a nearly incurable disorder when a Trump supporter blames everything else when someone criticizes Donald Trump. Here’s a humorous example.

Sane person: Donald Trump is a narcissist.

Trump supporter: Nobody is doing anything about the Martian invasion!

Sane person: How is that even relevant?

Trump supporter: I haven’t talked yet about how much money was wasted on fighting global warming.

Sane person: I hope Trumpism is curable.

 

 

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Monday In June)

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  •  Pasdawg (The Bulldog Pokemon) #054 Normal/Steel Type Abilities: Sand Veil (Increases evasion in a sandstorm) or Intimidate (Lowers the foe’s attack when it enters battle) Evolves from Masdawg at Level 35 Gender Ratio: 50% Male and Female Ht: 4’07” Wt: 140.2 lbs Name Origin: Paws+Dog Stats: HP: 112 Attack: 90 Defense: 105 Sp. Atk: 55 Sp. Def: 85 Speed: 60 Stat Total: 507 (It has the highest HP of all non-legendary Steel-type Pokemon) Immune to Ghost and Poison. Weak to Fighting, Ground, and Fire. Appearance: A bulldog in armor.

Entry: Pawsdawg are strong and are used as guards for important things. Its powerful jaw can bite through steel. (It’s cry is a slowed down version of its first evolution)

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  • Baloofang (The Dangerous Pokemon) #287 Pure Ghost Type Abilities: Air Lock (Negates weather effects) or Aftermath (Damages the foe after fainting) Name Origin: Balloon+Fang Gender Ratio: 50% Male/ 50% Female Ht: 4’11” Wt: 19.8 lbs Stats: HP: 100 Attack: 61 Defense: 85 Sp.Atk: 80 Sp. Def: 105 Speed: 64 Stat Total: 495 (Good Defense and Special Defense) Appearance: An evil balloon with pointy horns and one eye. Immune to Normal and Fighting. Weak to Ghost and Dark. 

Entry: Despite the fact that they are somewhat weak, they have been the cause of great calamities throughout history.

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My Homage To Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader

Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader. This incredible series of books are one of my main inspirations for starting a blog in the first place. I was always extremely happy upon buying one of these books. They are magnificent tomes that hold crazy, wonderful, and at times, ridiculous facts. I highly recommend picking up one of these books ASAP, as it will have you entertained for hours. This post will be covering some of my favorite facts from the series as a sign of respect for the Bathroom Readers’ Institute. I am going to divide each set of facts into the main article in which they are featured. Now, as Uncle John always says, “Go with the flow”!

  • My First Job: This page covered the first jobs of famous celebrities. The article is featured on page 43 of Uncle John’s Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader from 2007.  My favorite facts included; “Steve McQueen was a towel boy in a brothel.”, “Chris Rock was a busboy at Red Lobster.”, and “Walt Disney mashed apples in a jelly factory.”

 

  •  Not For Export: This page displayed many foreign products whose names were    lost in translation. The article is featured on page 99 of Uncle John’s Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader from 2002. The products included; “Ass Glue” a Chinese patent, “Homo Sausage” a Japanese beef jerky, and “Shitto” a spicy pepper sauce from Ghana. 

 

  • Games & Gambling: An article all about the crazy world of gambling and games in general. The article is found on page seven of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Extraordinary Book Of Facts And Bizarre Information from 2006. The crazy facts included; “There are 635,013,559,599 possible hands in the game of bridge.” “If you add up all the numbers of the roulette wheel (1 to 36), the sum is 666.”, and “One in four compulsive gamblers is a woman.”

 

  • I’m Gonna Wallace! & Cockney Slang: These are very interesting articles about Cockney slang terms. Cockney Slang is found on pages 129-130, while I’m Gonna Wallace is found on page 424 of Uncle John’s Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader from 2007. Some fascinating slang terms include; “Mutt and Jeff”, which means “Deaf.” “Trouble and strife”, which translates to “wife.” “Loaf”, which means “head”, and can also be said as “Loaf of Bread.” “Wallace”, means “to barf”, and is short for “Wallace and Grommit.” Lastly, for some reason, “Tom Cruise”, means “booze.”

 

  • Flubbed Headlines: This is a list of outrageous, but true newspaper headlines. Flubbed Headlines is found on page 34 of Uncle John’s Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader from 2007. Some of the wacky headlines include; “Woman Improving After Fatal Crash.” “TV ads boost eating of obese children by 130%.” “Dr. Fuchs off to the Antarctic.” Then, the most punny entry, “Suicide squirrels driving utilities nuts.”     

  

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

NSFW CONTENT AHEAD!!!!!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Wheygle (The Jerk Pokemon) #274 Fighting and Flying type Name Origin: Whey+Eagle  Abilities: Big Pecks (Prevents defense from being lowered) or No Guard (Moves will hit regardless of accuracy) Ht: 4’11” Wt: 111.3 lbs Evolves from Flipbird at Level 27 Gender Ratio: 75% male: 25% female Stats: HP: 82, Attack: 125, Defense: 77, Sp. Atk: 45, Sp. Def: 65, Speed: 95 Stat Total: 487 (Mainly a physical attacker) Appearance: A seagull with a pair of inflatable arms. Weak to: Flying, Electric, Psychic, Ice, and Fairy. Immune to: Ground. The Pokemon is based off of the “Anchor Arms” episode of Spongebob Squarepants, “Musclebob Buffpants”.

 

Entry: Despite Wheygle being jerks, everyone seems to love them. (Its cry is “Anchor Arms”)!

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 Warning!! If you have a fear of clowns, look away! 

  • Traumobra (The It Pokemon) #301 Poison and Fairy type Name Origin: Trauma+Cobra and may also be based on “Coulrophobia”, the fear of clowns. Abilities: Prankster (Status Moves have priority) or Magic Bounce (Reflects Status Moves) Ht: 4’11” Wt: 19.8 lbs Gender Ratio: 50% male/ 50% female Evolves from Cirpent with high enough friendship. Stats: HP: 71, Attack: 71, Defense: 81, Sp. Atk: 91, Sp. Def: 71, Speed: 101 Base Stat Total: 486 (Very Fast and incredibly good typing) Appearance: A cobra-like monster with 4 clown heads and a red and white body. Immune to Dragon and weak to Ground, Steel, and Psychic.

Entry: Traumobra have three false heads, or at least semi-false, as it still uses the three mouths to devour its prey. 

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