More Crazy Pokemon Clover Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Banageddon (The Moderator Pokemon) Normal Type Evolves from Warney at Level 40 Abilities: Damp (Prevents self-destruction moves) or Intimidate (Lowers the foe’s attack) Height: 6’07” Weight: 661.4 lbs Based off of: An oni and a moderator with the Ban Hammer. Gender Ratio 50/50 Stats: HP:90 Attack:   150 Defense: 80 Sp. Atk: 70  Sp. Def: 80 Speed: 60 Total: 530 (The highest attack of all Normal type Pokemon) Appearance: A demon with a no sign for a face and two giant hammers. Weak to Fighting and Immune to Ghost

Entry: Banageddon take their jobs seriously. They do it because it’s the only amount of power they will have in their lives.

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  • Smellox (The Rancid Pokemon) #134 Poison type Doesn’t evolve Gender Ratio: 87.5% Male/ 12.5% Female Possible Abilities: Stench (Decreased wild Pokemon encounter rate and 10% chance of making target flinch when hit with a move) or No Guard (Moves will hit regardless of accuracy) Height: 3’11” Weight: 52.0 lbs Based off of a foot fetish. Stats: HP: 92 Attack: 87 Defense: 71  Sp. Atk: 63 Sp. Def: 71 Speed: 66 Stat Total: 490 Appearance: A red trash bag with stinky feet, big horns, a pinched nose, and large eyebrows.

Entry: Smellox devours litter across its habitat. Due to this diet, many Pokemon run away from its putrid scent. 

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Hall Of Shame: The Strangest Comic Book Characters (Once Every Month)

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more strange characters. Now, let’s begin!

  • Animal-Vegetable Mineral Man Real Name: Sven Larsen Status: Villain Creator: DC First Appeared: Doom Patrol #89 (August 1964) Powers/Abilities: Animal, Vegetable,and Mineral shapeshifting.

Sven Larsen was a brilliant scientist and former student of Doom Patrol’s founder, Niles Caulder. Upon visiting the scientist, Niles is shown Sven’s latest work, plans for an anti-decay ray. Sven accidentally falls into one of his vats of Amino Acids. This causes him to transform into AVM Man, one of the strangest villains of all time. Using his bizarre powers, AVM Man fights against the Doom Patrol, only to have his own decay ray turned against him.

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  • Thousand Real Name: Carl King Status: Villain (Squished) Creator: Marvel First Appeared: Spider-Man’s Tangled Web #1 (May 2001) Powers/Abilities: Sentient mass of spiders, paralyzing bite, host invasion, extremely durable, can survive with one spider alone

Carl was a big brute who bullied Peter Parker throughout High School. When Parker got bit by the radioactive spider, Carl out of jealously, ate the arachnid. A few days later, Carl was eaten from the inside by a nest of spiders, and the horrors began. After consuming his mother, Carl began eating more and more people to try to get strong enough to beat Spider-Man. He would’ve been able to do it, if not squished by an innocent bystander.  

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy Pokedex entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Machmona (The Luchador Pokemon) #070 Ghost/Fighting Type Possible Abilities: Pressure (Removes one additional PP from a foe’s move) or Vital Spirit (Prevents sleep) Gender Split 50/50 Doesn’t evolve Ht: 2’11” Wt: 9.7 lbs. Stats: HP:80, Attack: 110, Defense: 80, Sp. Atk: 50, Sp. Def: 80, Speed: 80 Stat Total: 480 (Decent) Weak to: Flying, Ghost, Psychic, and Fairy. Immune to: Normal and Fighting.  Appearance: The purple ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage Brother!

Entry: Machmona fights with intense focus. It uses its disappearing ability to sneak behind opponents for a surprise punch!

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  • Motherfuck (The Annoyance Pokemon) #209 Based off of the most annoying Pokemon. Ground/Flying Type Gender Split: 50/50 Ability: Shadow Tag (Prevents foes from escaping) Ht: 4’07” Wt: 234.8 lbs. Doesn’t Evolve Stats: HP: 55, Attack: 95, Defense: 115, Sp. Atk: 45, Sp. Def: 100, Speed: 90 Stat Total: 500 (Highest based Defense stat total of all Flying type Pokemon) Immune to: Electric and Ground. Weak to Water Appearance: A fusion of Graveler, Tentacruel, and Golbat

Entry: It finds great joy in torturing other Pokemon, even if it faints in the process.

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Hall Of Shame: The Most Bizarre Comic Book Characters (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more strange characters. Now, let’s begin!

  • Leech Real Name: Unknown Status: Hero Ht: 4’2” Wt: 67 lbs Eyes: White Hair: Bald Strange Features: Leech doesn’t have a nose, and has green skin. Creator: Marvel First Appeared: The Uncanny X-Men #179 (March 1, 1984) Powers/Abilities: Can negate any superhuman ability, mutant or otherwise.

Leech was a sad mutant that was abandoned by his parents at a young age. He was taken in by the Morlocks, and became a resourceful member of the team. Leech survived the Morlocks’s massacre, and was rescued by the New Mutants. His also used his siphoning powers to help Hazmat control hers. Leech now resides at the Baxter Building under the care of the Fantastic Four. 

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  • Spot Real Name: Johnathon Ohnn Status: Villain Creator: Marvel First Appeared: The Spectacular Spider-Man #94 (September 1984) Powers/Abilities: Teleportation 

Dr. Ohnn was asked by the Kingpin to create a superpowered human. Unfortunately, do to a hiccup in his formula, the doctor was transported to a place called Spotworld. This gave him minor Teleportation powers, and he began his villainous career. He was easily beaten by Spider Man, and this destroyed his pride. His frequent visits to Spotworld also damaged his mentality, and he became a member of The Legion Of Losers.

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Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some crazy Pokedex entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Ogrelord (The ALL OGRE Pokemon) #123 Pure Dark Type Based off of: Shrek and his Memes. Ability: Sturdy (Can retain one hit that would faint it) or Victory Star (Increases accuracy of all moves by 10%) Gender Ratio: 87.5% Male/ 12.5% Female Doesn’t evolve, but is the counterpart of Chantruth. Ht: 6’11” Wt: 953.1 lbs Stats: HP: 100 Attack: 130 Defense: 80 Sp. Atk: 65 Sp. Def: 81 Speed: 70 Base Stat Total: 526 (Pretty Good) Weak to Bug, Fighting, and Fairy Appearance: A spherical ogre with green skin and red spines.

Entry: Ogrelord is VERY protective of its swamp and will attack trespassers brutally. It cultivates its own onions. (It’s cry is GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!)

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  • Baddon (The Dildo Pokemon) #147 Pure Dragon Type (Legendary) Based off of: A box of dragon dildos. Ability: Rough Skin (Hurts those who make physical contact with it) or Infiltrator (Ignores the effects of barriers) Gender: Male only Doesn’t evolve Ht: 2’04” Wt: 110.2 lbs Stats: HP: 73 Attack: 136 Defense: 148 Sp. Atk: 121 Sp. Def: 112 Speed: 50 Base Stat Total:640 (The highest base stat total of all Dragon types and the highest Defense and Special Defense of all Dragon types) Appearance: A peach-colored box with a red, purple, and green dragon-shaped dildo in it. Weak to Ice, Dragon, and Fairy.

Entry: In old times, Baddon were used as tools of war. They penetrated enemy forts with powerful thrusts. They were since hidden.

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  • Sesquatch (The Ses Pokemon) #368 Normal and Ghost type Based off of: Sasquatch and the “Suddenly ses” meme. Ability: Mummy (Changes target’s ability to Mummy with physical contact) Gender Ratio: 50% Male/ 50% Female Doesn’t evolve Ht: 7’10” Wt: 176.4 lbs Stats: HP: 95 Attack: 90 Defense: 105 Sp. Atk: 55 Sp. Def: 95 Speed: 70 Base Stat Total: 510 (Good plus awesome typing) Appearance: A sasquatch-like creature with brown and white fur, sharp teeth, and a long nose. Immune to Ghost, Normal, and Fighting types. Weak to Dark.

Entry: Legends tell of a man that went into the forest to hunt this creature. He became distracted by a strange scent, when suddenly, [spoiler]ses [/spoiler] (Its cry is a demonic “ses” sound)

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy Pokedex entries. Now, let’s dive into the wild world of Pokemon Clover!

  • Vaultevour (The Chest Pokemon) #230 Dark/Steel Type Ability: Strong Jaw(50% Boost to biting moves) Gender Ratio: Split 50% male /50% female Ht: 4’07” Wt: 5551.2 lbs Evolves from Chompest when a Metal Coat is used on it. Stats HP: 80 Attack: 140 Defense: 105 Sp. Atk: 50 Sp. Def: 110 Speed: 40 Total 525 (The highest base attack of all Steel and Dark types) Appearance: A vault with red eyes and sharp teeth. It has the poke dollars symbol on its back. Immune to Psychic and Poison. Weak to Ground, Fire, and extremely hurt by Fighting. Name origin: Vault+devour

Entry: It snaps its mouth shut on any hand trying to reach inside for its treasure, locking its jaws tight. (Its cry is the sound of Link opening a rare chest plus a chomping noise)

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  •    I have no idea why this exists! Quiboom (The Pussy Bomb Pokemon) #338 Water Type Ability: Aftermath (Fainting damages the foe) Gender Ratio: 50% Male/ 50% Female Ht: 2’04” Wt: 24.0 lbs Evolves into Gynuke when exposed to a Fire Stone. Stats: HP: 49 Attack: 54 Defense: 45 Sp. Atk: 54 Sp. Def: 45 Speed: 74 Stat total: 321 (Abysmal, but evolves into a Pokemon with the highest speed of all water types) Weak to Grass and Electric. Appearance: A pink, orange, and peach slug-like creature with the head of a bunny and a closed mouth. Based on an extremely bizarre and fake Japanese video.

Entry: Occasionally Quiboom comes to beach shores to observe people. If frightened, they won’t hesitate to explode.

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  • Endranther (The Decay Pokemon) #148 Poison Type Legendary Ability: Poison Point (Posions foes on contact) Genderless Ht: 8’02” Wt: 1433.0 lbs Doesn’t Evolve  Stats: HP: 100 Attack: 150 Defense: 100 Sp. Atk: 100 Sp. Def: 105 Speed: 95 Stat Total: 625 (Incredible and has the highest base stat total of all Poison types) Weak to Ground and Psychic Appearance: An awesome, purple dragon-like creature with sharp spines that cover its body. Its face is based off of the “Yee” dinosaur.   

Entry: Endranther fled from a faraway region after a chaotic battle. It represents the decaying rot of death. (So freaking cool!)

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Hall Of Shame: The Strangest Comic Book Characters (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more strange characters. Now, let’s begin!

  • Mr. Fish Real Name: William Morris Status: Villain (Deceased) Creator: Marvel First Appeared: Power Man #29- No One Laughs At Mr. Fish! (February 1976) Powers/Abilities: Superhuman strength, some fighting skill

William was a member of the international crime syndicate known as Maggia. During one of his crimes, he hijacked a truck filled with special isotopes. Upon opening one of the shipment containers, he was exposed to radiation, and transformed into the villainous Mr. Fish. His skin turned green, he got scales, and he grew gills. He also somehow got super strength in addition to his fishy appearance. He decided to defy his syndicate, and create his own base. Unfortunately for him, the base he chose was being guarded by Luke Cake, aka Power Man. Fish puts up a pretty good fight, but meets his end by falling off of a building during a missed dash attack.

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  • Generic Man Real Name: John Doe Status: Super-villain Creator: DC First Appeared: The Heckler #2 (October 1, 1992) Powers/Abilities: Generic touch which renders any object into the most generic version this also gives him the ability to control those he touches.

John Doe is a completely generic man with no facial features and a white body. He tries to turn Delta City into a boring and generic place. He’s soon stopped by the annoyingly witty Heckler and the violent vigilante, Minx. Minx gets the final blow, and seemingly kills Generic Man, only to have him reincarnate seconds later. 

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