Crappy Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow Duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crappy cards. Now, let’s duel!

  • Self-Mummification Type: Quick Play Spell Card Appearance:  A skeletal human mummifying itself. Effect: Select one monster you control, and send it  to the Graveyard.

Yay! Another nearly completely useless card! This is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, and it doesn’t combo with almost anything. Killing one of your own creatures is a very stupid idea, due to the fact that their Graveyard effects won’t activate. Avoid this at all costs!

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  • Worm Lynx Type: Reptile/Flip/Effect Attribute: Light ATK/300 DEF/ 1000 Appearance: A disgusting two-headed abomination. Effect: FLIP: During each End Phase, if this card is face-up, draw 1 card.

I always was fond of worm monsters, but this one is pure garbage. Its stats are absolutely horrible, and you need to plan in advance in order to keep this thing on the field. There are much better draw power cards, so this card should never see the light of day.

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Crappy Book Covers (Every 2 Wednesdays)

Well, we’ve done tons of crappy Video Game cover art on this blog, but we’ve never done book covers. Welcome to the book edition of the “crappy things posts”. Now, let’s begin!

  • I Devour Therefore I Am by Bradley Ramsey Genre: Horror Pages: 72 Release Date: May 31st, 2014 Quick Synopsis: This is a Post-Apocalyptic Survival Horror series that focuses on a character named Arlana. It also discusses a fictional epidemic from start to finish. Unfortunately, the book cover is anything but pretty, and might freak out possible consumers. The cover depicts what appears to be a female entity with pitch black eyes. She has a pained expression on her face, and, for whatever reason, she doesn’t have a nose. The cover is very ugly, and looks like it was put together in a short period of time. I might still wanna check out the book though. 

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  • Red Zero A Slade Kelly Suspense Series Book 1 by Dianne Harman Genre: Mystery 64 Pages June 30th, 2018 Quick Synopsis: This is a Mystery novel series about a sassy Private Eye named Slade. The cover is absolutely atrocious, and appears to depict a woman’s head emerging from a carpet along with a spilled glass of red wine. 

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Grimdak (The Gothic Pokemon) #326 Dark/Steel Type Abilities: Moody (Raises one stat and lowers another) or Cursed Body (May disable a foe’s move on contact) Doesn’t evolve Gender Ratio: 50% male to 50% female Appearance: An edgy goth character in black and red. Ht: 4’11” Wt: 200 lbs  Base Stats: HP: 70, Attack: 115 Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 110, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 90 Base Stat Total: 525 (Very good stats all around) Immune to Poison and Psychic. Weak to Ground, Fire, and Fighting (4x weak)

Entry: Grimdak’s soul was forged by hellfire and sins of the living. Just one glance from its eyes can pierce the hide of an Indian elephant.

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  • Shroofle (The Truffle Pokemon) #327 Dark Type Abilities: Immunity (Prevents poisoning) or Poison Heal (Heals upon being poisoned) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A sentient mushroom creature. Ht: 2’00” Wt: 19.8 lbs Base Stats: HP: 101, Attack: 76, Defense: 101, Sp.Atk: 56, Sp.Def: 92, Speed: 50 Base Stat Total: 476 (Very high stats defensively) Immune to Psychic and Weak to Fighting, Bug, and Fairy. 

Entry: Wild Shroofle are a culinary delicacy, humans have trained Piguson to sniff them out in the forest.

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Strange Comic Book Characters (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more strange characters. Now, let’s begin!

  • Texas Twister Real Name: Drew Daniels Status: Adventurer and Rodeo Performer Ht: 6’5” Wt: 245 lbs  First Appeared: Fantastic Four #177- Look Out For The Frightful Four! (December 1976) Creator: Marvel Powers/Weapons: Can create and control tornadoes, generates electrical bursts, flight within the tornado.

Drew was a rancher that lived in Texas. One day, he came across a nuclear tornado, and was hit with new powers. He first used his powers to help the Fantastic Four defeat the Frightful Four. He now serves with Thunderbolts.

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  • Jude the Entropic Man Real Name: Jude Status: Cult Leader Ht: 6’4” Wt: N/A First Appeared:Marvel Two-In-One #42 (1978) Powers: Mind manipulation, disintegration of matter on contact

Jude (Yagzan) was a leader of a cult of Entropy. One day, he tried to control a vicious monster, and ended up getting his flesh consumed. His successor tried to use the cosmic cube to change Jude into a massively powerful deity known as the Entropic Man. He fought with Captain America and the Thing, before being convinced that death wasn’t the option. He then turned on his successor, and transformed into a life-giving crystal.

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More Awesome and Unique Board Games (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow gamers, and welcome to a familiar topic! Board Games have always interested me, and I keep finding new ones to talk about. This post, as before, will be covering some of these games, including the rules, pieces, and publishers. Now, let’s play!

 

  • Pandemic (2008) Type: Medical, Strategy, and Family Mechanisms: Hand management, Movement, Cooperative Play 2-4 Players Playing Time: 45 mins Ages: 8+ Designed by: Matt Leacock Artists: Josh Lappel, Tom Thiel, Christian Hanisch, Chris Quilliams, and Regis Moulun Published by: Z-Man Games

Pandemic is a fast-paced Strategy game that puts you in the shoes of a disease-fighting specialist. A vast array of diseases have spread to various parts of the world, and it’s up to you and your group to eradicate them before they become incurable. You take turns drawing cards from the deck, however not all of them are beneficial. Mixed throughout the deck are dangerous cards that can accelerate and boost the disease’s spread and power. Each specialist has a very unique skill that can help everyone out in their time of need. If you manage to destroy four diseases, you win the game, however all is lost if time runs out, or if the disease becomes immune to everything. (This sounds like a ton of fun!) The game has 6 expansions, and has won many rewards throughout the years.

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  • Codenames (2015) Type: Party, Card Game, Word Game, Spies Mechanisms: Memory, Luck, Partnerships 2-8 Players Playing Time: 15 mins Ages: 14+ Designed by: Vlaada Chvatil Artists: Tomas Kucerovsky and Stephanie Gantiez Published by: Czech Games Edition

Codenames is a game of deduction and logic that divides the players into two teams with one spymaster and agents. The object of the game is to make contact will all of the agents first. Teams will guess words which they think belongs to them while spymasters can give them one word clues. You also have to avoid the assassin.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Nomaestro (The Music Pokemon) #177 Fairy/Flying type Possible Abilities: Soundproof (Immunity to sound-based moves) or Pixilate (Normal-type moves become Fairy-type and receive a 20% power boost) Genderless Based off of: Nonon’s uniform from Kill la Kill Ht: 6’03” Wt: 264.3 lbs Evolves from Nonegative with high friendship. Base Stats: HP: 100, Attack: 105, Defense: 90, Sp. Atk: 95, Sp. Def: 80, Speed: 75 Stat Total: 545 (The highest base stat total of all non-legendary Fairy-type Pokemon) Appearance: A pink, robotic creature with a devious grin, boombox shoulders, and red eyes. Immune to Ground and Dragon and weak to Rock, Poison, Steel, Electric, and Ice.

Entry: Nomaestro’s songs are said to be very beautiful to those who hear them, right before their eardrums shatter.

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  • Davyjaws (The Captain Pokemon) #260 Water/Fighting Type Ability: Torrent (Ups Water-type moves in a pinch) Name Origin: Davy Jones’ Locker+Jaws Gender Ratio: 87.5% male to 12.5% female Ht: 5’07” Wt: 308.6 lbs Base Stats: HP:  90, Attack: 120, Defense: 85, Sp. Atk: 65, Sp. Def: 85, Speed: 80 Stat Total: 525 (The highest base attack of all Water-type Pokemon) Appearance: A freaking cool shark pirate captain with a hook hand and parrot. Weak to Flying, Grass, Electric, Psychic, and Fairy.

Entry: They rarely travel together. Instead the travel with a crew of Corsharrk and plunder all of the lands. (Its cry is the Lazytown song, “You Are a Pirate”. RIP Stefan T__T)

davyjaws

Asher’s Favorites (Webtoons Edition Part 2)

Hello everyone, and welcome to part 2 of my Webtoons recommendations. I really enjoyed doing the first part, and I hope that some of you checked them out. Now, let’s start part 2!

  • Carl by Hussein Traboulsi Genres: Comedy, Science Fiction, Heartwarming, Steampunk  Started: November 5th, 2017 Total Episodes: 77 Updates every Monday and Tuesday 

Carl is a very fascinating comic that I fell in love with right away. It’s about a robot psychiatrist that becomes sentient, and tries to help people out by expressing his feelings. His creator is worried about this, and tries to keep it under wraps. Unfortunately, his arch enemy finds out, and you are taken on a comedic adventure with robots, augmented humans, and crazy characters. I highly recommend this comic to everybody, and the characters will keep you reading to the end. Final Verdict 9/10 (A robotic hell of a good time!)

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiJhvSCiazdAhUKllQKHbMHB3MQFjACegQIARAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.webtoons.com%2Fen%2Fchallenge%2Fcarl%2Flist%3Ftitle_no%3D83284%26page%3D1&usg=AOvVaw2lGZ5bgdPGNY6Ks2OzSYki

 

  • Boyfriend of the Dead by Ushio Genres: Comedy, Romance, Action, Zombies, Apocalyptic  Started: July 13th, 2017 Total Episodes: 105 Updates Every Tuesday and Friday

This is a fantastic and comedic take on the Zombie Horror genre. The world is ending, and zombies are everywhere. However, unlike other zombie stories, these creatures have kept their intelligence. Unfortunately, every time they speak, it comes out in growls. The comic focuses on one zombie that finds a girl surviving in the chaotic climate. We are then met with an amazing adventure of comedic proportions as the zombie tries to communicate and befriend the girl. If you love comedy, I guarantee that you’ll love this story. Final Verdict 9.9/10 (My first experience with webtoons and an amazing one at that!)

 

 

 

  • Sweet Home by Youngchan Hwang and Carnby Kim Genres: Horror, Tragedy, Mature, Despair, Psychological, Monsters  Started: January 14th, 2018 Total Episodes: 37 Updates Every Monday

Here we have an absolutely terrifying tale from the creators of Bastard. This comic is highly disturbing, and therefore recommended for mature audiences only. It’s about an anti-social high school student that has to move houses due to spoiler-heavy circumstances. Not only is this one of the best stories I’ve read in a while, but, it also is one of the best drawn. Final Verdict 10/10 (A goddamn horror masterpiece!)

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=6&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiB9_78j6zdAhXYwMQHHXVTBj8QFjAFegQICxAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.webtoons.com%2Fen%2Fthriller%2Fsweethome%2Flist%3Ftitle_no%3D1285%26page%3D1&usg=AOvVaw3G2lCmFpuLfgA9CQeeyW4d