More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another unique Hearthstone post! I really enjoyed looking at custom cards before, and I’ve decided to make a second part to it. Now, let’s have a brawl!

  • Trixie, Gem Collector Type: Legendary Rogue Minion Mana Cost: 7 Attack: 3 Health: 3 Appearance: A cool dark elf with many thievery tools. Battlecry: Draw a Common, Rare, Epic, and Legendary card. Created by Dragonicdoom

This card is absolutely insane! The amount of value you can get out of it is staggering. I also love the fact that it can be either a spell or minion that you draw. It might have to be weakened if made into a real card though.



  • Electrobeak Owl Type: Rare Hunter Minion Tribe: Mech Mana Cost: 5 Attack: 3 Health: 3 Appearance: A robotic owl with electrifying wings. Created by DollmasterDoritos Battlecry: Silence a minion. If it was a Mech, also gain its Magnetic upgrades.

This is Ironbeak Owl on steroids, and I freaking love it! I’ve always wanted a card that can steal your opponent’s upgrades. It might need to cost more if it’s ever made into the game through.



More Cool TV Tropes

Hello fellow Pop Culture Enthusiasts! It’s time for another TV Tropes post. I hope you guys are ready for some awesome trivia. Now, let’s begin!

  • Evil Genius: One of the most popular tropes ever created. It deals with a malicious person with a very high intellect. They can be anyone, ranging from scientists, to lowly crooks. Some examples include; Johan Liebert from the Anime/Manga Monster. He’s extremely smart, and is also a highly dangerous serial killer. Next, we have The Riddler from the Batman Series. He wears a very extravagant outfit and loves to trick Bruce Wayne. Lastly, we have the German terrorist from Die Hard, Hans Gruber. He’s the big cheese that developed the plan to take over Nakatomi Tower.

hans (Hans Gruber played by the late and great Alan Rickman)


  • Nutritional Nightmare: A trope that’s used in made comedies. It deals with a food that’s so unhealthy, that death could occur upon consumption. Some examples include; Deep fried butter, Double Dew from South Park (It’s Mountain Dew with 2X the caffeine), and when Homer forces Bart to add butter to his bacon.

double dew

Yu-Gi-Oh! Files: Zombie Edition

Hello fellow Duelists, and welcome to a special card post! I normally talk about the attributes of various monsters, but today I’m mixing it up! We will be discussing the types of monsters in the game. Today, this post will go over one of my favorite types, Zombies. Zombies have been around since the game’s creation, and I love the various effects. Now, let’s do Ghost Kazuka (Bonz) proud, and unleash the ghouls!

  • Pilgrim Reaper Type: XYZ/Zombie/Effect Attribute: Dark ATK/ 0 Def/ 0 Rank 6 Appearance: An ultra-cool skeletal monster with a huge scythe. Effect: Requires 2 Level 6 Monsters: This card gains 200 ATK and DEF for every DARK monster in either player’s Graveyard. You can detach one Xyz Material from this card; each player sends their top 5 cards from their Deck to the Graveyard (or their entire Deck, if less than 5). You can only use this effect of “Pilgrim Reaper” once per turn.

Here we have one of the most well made Zombie cards in existence! Its effect is incredibly good in multiple decks that require cards in the graveyard, and you can easily deck out your opponent this way. Also, Zombies are usually DARK attribute, so this thing could gain some massive stats quite easily.



  • Plaguespreader Zombie Type: Zombie/Tuner/Effect Attribute: Dark 2 Stars Appearance: A small, disease-ridden ghoul. ATK/ 400 DEF/ 200 Effect: If this card is in your GY; You can place 1 card from your hand to the top of the Deck; Special Summon this card, but banish it when it leaves the field.

One of the oldest Tuners in the game, and also one of the best. It’s easily searchable by Allure of Darkness, and is mainly used in destructive Synchro plays. The card used to be limited to one because of how easy it was to make Synchros with.


Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Admiral Cocktail


  • 1 oz rye whiskey
  • 2 oz dry vermouth 
  • juice of 1/2 lemons
  • 1 twist lemon peel

Directions: Shake with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass. Garnish with a lemon twist.


  • Sea Fizz Cocktail


  • 1 1/2 oz Deva® absinthe
  • 1 tbsp lemon juice
  • 1 tsp sugar
  • 1 egg white
  • soda water

Directions: Shake with ice and strain into a highball glass and fill with seltzer.

sea fizz

More Awesome Saviors Of Uldum Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! The newest expansion came out yesterday, and with it, a buttload of amazing cards. Now that I’ve been experimenting with many decks, I’m ready to make a part 2 to the original post. Now, let’s brawl!

  • Scarlet Webweaver Type: Hunter Epic Tribe: Beast Mana Cost 6 Attack: 5 Health: 5 Effect: Battlecry: Reduce the cost of a random Beast in your hand by (5).

An absolutely fantastic card to use in any beast deck. The reduced cost is incredibly powerful, and you can get a Tunneling Rhino out for 0 mana.



  • Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saron Type: Mage Epic Spell Effect: Cast 10 random spells (targets chosen randomly).

Another wonderfully random card, that embodies the spirit of one of the best legendary cards ever made. This card can make or break a game, but it’s fun as hell to play regardless.


More Awesome TV Tropes

Hello fellow pop culture enthusiasts! It’s time for another tropes post. I hope you guys are ready for some awesome pop cultural trivia! Now, let’s begin!

  • Power Creep: A trope that’s highly popular in video games, especially the card variety. It occurs when new content in a game completely trumps the old content. This can be done by adding a new upgrade to an old card, weapon, or other object. Some examples include; Magma Rager from Hearthstone. This card used to be played a lot because of its high attack for low cost. Unfortunately, after Ice Rager was made, the card became completely useless. Next, we have Kartana from the Pokemon series. It is one of the fastest and strongest  Pokemon out there, however, its Special Defense is really lacking, and it can be taken out easily by Special Attackers. Lastly, we have Zoodiacs from Yu-Gi-Oh! This archetype was so broken upon release that many tournaments refused to have players use decks based upon them.

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  • Mid NSFW Warning On This One! Marshmallow Hell: This is a heavily used trope in many Ecchi Anime and Hentai. It occurs when a character is suffocated between a taller girl’s massive “tracts of land”. Some examples include; Irina suffocating Nagisa in Assassination Classroom, Litchi suffocating multiple characters in Blazblue, and Angel’s reverse motorboat from King of Fighters XIV.

litchi.jpg Litchi aka Boobie Lady (Nickname by Taokaka)


More Awesome Cards From Saviors of Uldum

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for the second look at the new expansion. Some absolutely insane cards have been released, and the expansion keeps looking better and better. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly brawl!

  • King Phaoris Type: Legendary Neutral Minion Mana Cost: 10 Appearance: The ancient king of cats. Attack: 5 Health: 5 Effect: Battlecry: For each spell in your hand, summon a random minion of the same cost.

This is a card that I incredibly excited for. I’ve said on multiple occasions that I love the randomness of cards, and this one fits that to a T! The amount of value you can get out of this is ridiculous, and running a spell-heavy deck will get you very far with this card.



  • Siamat Type: Legendary Neutral Minion Tribe: Elemental Mana Cost: 7 Appearance: A powerful and epic genie. Attack: 6 Health: 6 Effect: Battlecry: Gain 2 of Rush, Taunt, Divine Shield, or Windfury (your choice).

Another amazing legendary card that has multiple uses. First, you can use it to stall out your opponent by creating a huge wall. Second, you can create an aggressive attacker that can do heavy damage. I can imagine many decks built around this fantastic card.