More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Pokemon post! I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Seamapan (The Obsession Pokemon) #050 Water/Normal Type Possible Abilities: Cute Charm (Possible infatuation on direct contact), Huge Power (Doubles the Attack stat), or Thick Fat (Halves the damage taken by Fire and Ice Moves) Appearance: A literal aquatic pair of female underwear with legs. Ht: 2’00” Wt: 19.8 lbs Gender Ratio: 12.5% male to 87.5% female Base Stats: HP: 51, Attack: 31, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 60, Sp. Def: 81, Speed: 106 Stat Total: 399 (Decent Speed and Special Defense) Doesn’t Evolve Immune to Ghost and Weak to Electric, Grass, and Fighting

Entry: Seamapan are often caught for their scales. Its body pattern often causes arousal in humans.

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  • Ruselamp (The Electrolamp Pokemon) #290 Psychic/Electric type Possible Abilities: Illuminate (Increases wild Pokemon rate by 100%) or Synchronize (Passes on status problems to the enemy) Evolves from Egylamp when exposed to a Thunder Stone Appearance: A lamp-like creature with a big smile and jumper cable hands. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 4’11” Wt: 158.7 lbs Base Stats: HP: 70, Attack: 65, Defense: 85, Sp. Atk: 125, Sp. Def: 90 Speed: 90 Base Stat Total: 525 (Extremely good Special Attack) Weak to: Bug, Ground, Ghost, and Dark.

Entry: Ruselamp can attack with powerful jolts using their jumper cable hands.

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More Cool Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guy are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly brawl!

  • Felpipe Summoning by petebar Type: Netural Demon Hunter Spell Appearance:  A kobold blowing into a pipe that’s billowing green evil smoke. Effect: Summon a random minion with Cost equal to your hero’s Attack. (up to 10) Mana Cost 1

I really enjoy this card, and could definitely see play in an aggressive Demon Hunter deck. I have always been a sucker for random minion summoning, and this fits it to a T! I believe the low cost of the card is perfect for it, as you don’t want to use it right away. You can surprise your opponent with a sneak attack when using this, and the power is perfectly balanced.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s time for another Pokemon post. I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Knogrinyu (The GOATOAT Pokemon) #162  Normal Type Possible Abilities: Reckless (Boosts moves with recoil by 20%) or Own Tempo (Prevents confusion) Evolves from Knogoat at Level 38 Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A large goat with a mischievous grin. Ht: 6’07” Wt: 436.5 lbs Base Stats: HP: 170, Attack: 120, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 40, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 75 Base Stat Total: 545 (Highest base HP of all Normal-type Pokemon) Immune to Ghost and Weak to Fighting

Entry: Knogrinyu is the GOAT goat. Only the elite Knogrinyu are allowed in the GOAT tower.

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  • Pyongnome (The Arsenal Pokemon) #276 Steel Type Appearance: A green gnomish version of Kim Jong Un. Ability: Intimidate (Lowers a foe’s Attack stat by one stage) Ht:4’03” Wt: 49.6 lbs Doesn’t Evolve Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 70, Attack: 135, Defense: 60, Sp.Atk: 115, Sp. Def: 45, Speed: 80 Base Stat Total:  505 (Very good stats with extremely high Attack and Special Attack) Immune to Poison and Weak to Fire, Ground, and Fighting 

Entry: It likes being the center of the attention. It crafts giant bombs from scraps to intimidate other Pokemon. 

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Asher’s Art Gallery

Hello fellow art lovers! It’s time for another art post! I hope you guys are ready for some amazing works. Now, have fun exploring my gallery!

  • Siren Head by Trevor Henderson Sometime in 2018  Genres: Horror, Visceral, Unsettling 

Siren Head is a disturbing and awesome creation that was made by immensely talented artist and animator, Trevor Henderson. He appears to be a massive monster with 2 sirens for a face. The sirens have extremely sharp teeth, and can broadcast fake emergency alerts. His body is very mummy-like and has disproportional arms as well as black wires around his neck. I love the disturbing quality of this creature, and the size is also quite off-putting. People have been describing this figure as a lost SCP creation, and I’m totally on board with that. An absolutely incredible work, and I highly recommend checking out the game and artist.

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  • The Celestial Crescent Moon Machinery by Larry Carlson Archival pigment print on paper

This is an awesome work by “Master Surrealist”, Larry Carlson. It is an outdoor piece that seems to take place in another world. The sky is covered with psychedelic stars and wonderful multicolored lights. The center of the piece houses a strange alien Farris wheel of some sort with crescent moons as the carts. There is also 2 eyes with realistic pupils. The bottom of the work has multiple faces that resemble flying saucers and there is some bizarre figures on either side. Tell me what you think of this work in the comments’ section below.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another bunch of crazy entries. I hope you guys are ready for some ridiculous creatures. Now, let’s begin!

  • Regirode (The Fragmented Pokemon) #245 Rock/Ghost Type Ability: Cursed Body (30% Chance of Disabling an opponent’s move on contact) Ht: 5’03” Wt: 327.2 lbs Genderless Doesn’t Evolve Appearance: Regirock wearing away into a clump of dirt. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 50, Defense: 75, Sp. Atk: 125, Sp. Def: 150, Speed: 100 Base Stat Total: 580 (Very good Sp. Atk and Sp. Def) Immune to Normal and Fighting and Weak to Steel, Water, Ground, Ghost, Grass, and Dark.

Entry: No matter how hard it tries to repair itself using various stones to become whole again, it cannot stay together.

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  • Moostatic (The Lightbulb Pokemon) #073 Electric Type Possible Abilities: Static (30% chance of paralyzing an opponent upon contact) or Lightning Rod (Single target Electrical moves only target this Pokemon) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 2’00” Wt: 43.0 lbs Evolves into Mooshock at Level 28 Base Stats: HP: 70, Attack: 60, Defense: 40, Sp. Atk: 50, Sp. Def: 40, Speed: 50 Base Stat Total: 310 (Pretty balanced stats all around) Appearance: A cow with lightbulbs for horns. Weak to Ground

Entry: Moostatic illuminate fields at night, while running freely. Drinking its milk will make your spit sparkly.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Pokedex post! I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Ebolable (The Ebola Pokemon) #024  Poison/Dark Type Appearance: A freaky bear-shaped globular creature. Possible Ability: Liquid Ooze (HP- Draining moves used on this Pokemon damage the user instead) Evolves from Nauseon at Level 25 if its Attack is higher than its Defense. Ht: 3’03” Wt: 32.0 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP:70, Attack: 55, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 120, Sp. Def: 90, Speed: 95 Base Stat Total: 500 (Pretty Balanced Stats with High Sp. Atk)  Immune to Psychic and Weak to Ground

Entry: Ebolable spreads viruses by contaminating water. It enjoys the misery of those infected with Ebola. 

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  • Gangnome (The Idol Pokemon) #275 Fairy Type Doesn’t Evolve Possible Ability: Soundproof (Negates sound-based moves) Appearance: A green version of K-Pop musician, PSY. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 4’03” Wt: 49.6 lbs Base Stats: HP: 120, Attack: 50, Defense: 115, Sp. Atk: 55, Sp. Def: 125, Speed: 40 Base Stat Total: 505 (Extremely good Defensive stats and the highest HP of all non-Legendary Fairy Types) Immune to Dragon and Weak to Steel and Poison.

Entry: Gangnome copies the style of Pokemon such as Pretzely and Gampster. Giant microphones amplify its sound moves.

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Amazingly Crappy Book Covers

Hello fellow book lovers! It’s time for another book covers post. I hope you guys are ready to cringe with laughter as we take a look at some amazing “works of art”. Now, let’s begin!

  • Maximum Revenge by Jose A. Toro Released: March 17th, 2016 Genres: Fiction, Crime Thriller, and Suspense. Short Summary: A scientist goes made with power after creating an ultra deadly virus.

I really like the premise of this book because of my love of medical dramas. Unfortunately, it fails completely in the art department. The cover depicts a very blurry scientist without a face. Also, because of chemistry, there’s a poor j.peg of a beaker in the left hand side. It could be so much better with just a little more time!

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  • The Majestic Committee by Gerald Goble Released: August 6th, 2016 Genres: Science Fiction, Fiction Short Summary: An army major is sent to work for a secret committee that is researching an unknown aircraft.

Another fascinating concept for a story that’s completely ruined by the horrible excuse for a cover. It’s like they don’t even try anymore! The cover depicts some absolutely pathetic pictures on a blue background. It’s really hard to tell what any of these images are, and if this was released again, I’d hire a better artist!