Asher’s Jukebox Part 194

Disclaimer!!! The nature and scenes from this music video depict some graphic violence, sexual abuse, and blood. Watch at your own risk!

Leather Teeth by Carpenter Brut, from the album “Leather Teeth” (February 23, 2018) Genres: Synthwave, Electronic, Dance, Darksynth

Before we get into this incredible piece, I need to let you know some backstory. Back in 2012, the Texas-based video game company, Devolver Digital, released an ultra violent top-down shooter that’s a love letter to the 80’s. The gameplay was fast paced, and the soundtrack introduced me to one of my favorite genres, Synthwave. I discussed Synthwave before, and it was not until Hotline Miami 2 that I was introduced to one of the pioneers of the genre, Carpenter Brut. His intense style and amazing bass fills immediately won me over, and I just had to look at his other work. Upon researching his work, I found this piece, and knew from the very start that I had to write about it sometime soon on my blog. Well, that time is now, so let’s get started!

This song starts out with a soft and droning synth, then, near the 20 second mark, the bass increases and we are treated to some truly orgasmic beats. I absolutely love the intense drum beats scattered throughout the piece, and everything seems to layer perfectly on top of each other. Even without context, you can totally tell that this work is made for sleazy slasher films. I adore this pure ear worm of a piece and I hope you guys will let me know what you think of it in the comments’ section below.

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for some more crazy entries. I hope you guys are ready for some extremely strange creatures. Now, let’s begin!

  • Housant (The House Pokemon) #315 Rock/Bug Type Possible Abilities: More Room (Increases the duration of Room-Based moves), Emergency Exit (Switches out when HP is below half) Shell Armor (Blocks critical hits), or Unburden (Double Speed when held item is lost) Appearance: An ant with a house on its back. Evolves into Apartmant at Level 29 Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 0’8” Wt: 3.3 lbs Base Stats: HP: 60, Attack: 70, Defense: 80, Sp. Atk: 30, Sp. Def: 40, Speed: 50 Base Stat Total: 330 (Pretty balanced stats around the board) Weak to Rock, Steel, and Water.

Entry: The container on its back can hold a small family of Militant. They scatter if Housant is in trouble.

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  • Deathorus (The Death Storm Pokemon) #160 Flying/Dark Type Evolves from Felimbus at level 36 and is the final form of Cloucat Appearance: A cat made out of clouds with a reaper’s scythe as a tail. Possible Abilities: Tough Claws (The power of contact moved are boosted by 30%), Shower Power (Rain boosts Sp. Atk by 1.5 and the Pokemon loses 1/8th of its Max HP each turn), or Cloud Nine (Negates weather effects) Ht: 6’06” Wt: 66.6 lbs Gender Ratio: 87.5 % male to 12.5% female Base Stats: HP: 75, Attack: 95, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 90, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 125 Base Stat Total: 550 (Highest Speed of all Dark-type Pokemon) Immune to Ground and Psychic and Weak to Fairy, Ice, Electric, and Rock.

Entry: It has a vicious temper and loves slashing Pokemon with the blade on its tail. Its roar sounds like thunder.

deathorus

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Pokedex post! I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Ebolable (The Ebola Pokemon) #024  Poison/Dark Type Appearance: A freaky bear-shaped globular creature. Possible Ability: Liquid Ooze (HP- Draining moves used on this Pokemon damage the user instead) Evolves from Nauseon at Level 25 if its Attack is higher than its Defense. Ht: 3’03” Wt: 32.0 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP:70, Attack: 55, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 120, Sp. Def: 90, Speed: 95 Base Stat Total: 500 (Pretty Balanced Stats with High Sp. Atk)  Immune to Psychic and Weak to Ground

Entry: Ebolable spreads viruses by contaminating water. It enjoys the misery of those infected with Ebola. 

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  • Gangnome (The Idol Pokemon) #275 Fairy Type Doesn’t Evolve Possible Ability: Soundproof (Negates sound-based moves) Appearance: A green version of K-Pop musician, PSY. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 4’03” Wt: 49.6 lbs Base Stats: HP: 120, Attack: 50, Defense: 115, Sp. Atk: 55, Sp. Def: 125, Speed: 40 Base Stat Total: 505 (Extremely good Defensive stats and the highest HP of all non-Legendary Fairy Types) Immune to Dragon and Weak to Steel and Poison.

Entry: Gangnome copies the style of Pokemon such as Pretzely and Gampster. Giant microphones amplify its sound moves.

gangnome

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  • Cacademon (The Shitpile Pokemon) #114 Ground/Poison Type Ability: Stench (Helps repel wild Pokemon) Gender Ratio: 50% Male/ 50% Female Ht: 3’11” Wt: 66.1 lbs Appearance:  A literal animated pile of shit. It doesn’t evolve.  Base Stats: HP: 150, Attack: 101, Defense: 79, Sp. Atk: 101, Sp. Def: 79, Speed: 30 Base Stat Total: 540 (Incredibly good Attack and HP) Immune to Electric, and Weak to Ice, Ground, Water, Psychic, and Ice.

Entry: This Pokemon loves filthy areas. When they find somewhere dirty enough, they start reproducing.

cacademon

 

  • Memenace (The Abomination Pokemon) #031 Normal Type Possible Abilities: Normalize (All moves become Normal type) or Hustle (Increases Attack by 50% and Lowers accuracy of Physical Moves by 20%) Appearance: A horrible amalgamation of various memes. Evolves from Maymay at level 23 Gender Ratio 50/50 Ht: 3’07” Wt: 71.9 lbs Base Stats: HP: 106, Attack: 63, Defense: 97, Sp. Atk: 72, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 69 Base Stat Total: 502 (Good Defense and Special Defense) Immune to Ghost and Weak to Fighting.

Entry: Studies report that long exposure to Memenace may cause stress, nightmares, and soul loss.

WTF WTF BASR

 

More Awesome TV Tropes

Hello fellow Pop Culture Enthusiasts! It’s time for another Tropes post! I hope you guys are ready for some juicy pop knowledge. Now, let’s begin!

  • Advancing Boss of Doom: This is an often annoying trope that is used in multiple video game genres. It deals with a boss that will keep moving towards the player, without stopping. Some examples include; The Mecha Dragon from Megaman 2. This is the first boss of Wily’s castle, and it is tough! You start by jumping from platform to platform, and then it shows up. It chases you for a while, and then finally stops to battle you. Also, if you miss any platform, you die immediately. Next, we have Heavy Lobster from Kirby Super Star. This giant mechanical lobster chases Kirby through the halls of the Halberd. Lastly, we have the Demon Wall from Final Fantasy IV. The boss fights you, and will continuously move towards the party.

demon wall

 

  • One-Hit Kill: An incredibly popular trope that’s used in multiple forms of media. It deals with an attack, or power, that destroys their opponent in a single hit. Some examples include; The Boomerang from The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening. In this game, The Boomerang is the most powerful weapon available. Unlike in other games where it just stuns enemies, in this game it deals ridiculous amounts of damage, and can kill the final boss in a single hit. Next, we have The Home Run Bat from the Super Smash Bros series. This item is immensely powerful, and using a smash attack with it is almost always an instant K.O. Lastly, we have Die For Me from Persona 4. This is Alice’s ultimate attack, and has a 80% chance of instantly killing the target.

home run

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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  • Boarnograf (The Corruption Pokemon) #384 Dark/Ground Type Ability: Guts (Increases Attack by 50% if inflicted with a status condition) Genderless Appearance: A fearsome-looking beast that resembles a giant, red boar. Doesn’t evolve. Is the Legendary counterpart of Griffawork. Ht: 11’6” Wt: 1000.9 lbs Base Stats: HP: 130, Attack: 160, Defense: 125, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 105 Base Stat Total: 700 (Insanely good stats. The highest base stats of all Ground and Dark Types. Also, it has the highest Attack stat of all Pokemon). Immune to Psychic and Electric. Weak to Fairy, Ice, Grass, Bug, Fighting, and Water.

Entry: A champion of an ancient civilization, it conquered many rival nations until it imploded from its own corruption.

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  • Praunch (The Prawn Pokemon) #099 Water/Fighting Type Possible Abilities: Swift Swim (Speed is doubled in the rain) or Technician (Boosts 60 power or less moves by 50%) Evolves into Karawn at Level 23 and Mabster at Level 40 Appearance: A prawn with a fist for a tail. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 30, Attack: 70, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 40, Sp. Def: 25, Speed: 60 Base Stat Total: 295 (Not bad Attack and Defense Stats) Ht: 1’04” Wt: 4.4 lbs Weak to Flying, Grass, Electric, Fairy, and Psychic.

Entry: Praunch usually dives to the seafloor where it can break rock formations with its tail to find food.

praunch

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  • Typobop (The Bop Pokemon) #334 Dark/Rock Type Possible Abilities: Run Away (Allows you to always flee a battle) or Sheer Force (Boosts the power of all moves that have additional effects by 30% and removes the added effects) Gender Ratio 50/50 Evolves into Yeerex when exposed to a Moon Stone Ht: 1’00” Wt: 9.9 lbs Appearance: The singing dinosaur from the “Yee” Meme. Base Stats: HP: 50, Attack: 81, Defense: 74, Sp. Atk: 40, Sp. Def: 40, Speed: 60 Base Stat Total: 345 (Pretty decent for a first evolution) Immune to Psychic and Weak to Ground, Steel, Bug, Grass, Fairy, Water, and 4x Weak to Fighting

Entry: Typobop communicates by singing. Unfortunately, this attracts predators, causing Typobop to go extinct. 

typobop

 

  • Dragun (The Cannon Pokemon) #141 Dragon/Steel Type Possible Abilities: Mega Launcher (Boosts the power of pulse and aura moves by 50%) or Sniper (Critical hits deal 1.5x more damage) Ht: 1’04” Wt: 47.2 lbs Appearance: A dragon with a cannon for a nose. Evolves into Triggedon at level 40 and into Cannonance at level 65 Gender Ratio 75% male to 25% female Base Stats: HP: 45, Attack: 25, Defense: 65, Sp. Atk: 100, Sp. Def: 45, Speed: 20 Base stat total: 300 (Extremely good Special Attack for a 1st evolution) Immune to Poison and Weak to Fighting and Ground.

Entry: Dragon are known to attack their prey with incredible accuracy. They can become aggressive when claiming territory.

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More Awesome TV Tropes

Hello fellow pop culture enthusiasts! It’s time for another tropes post. I hope you guys are ready for some awesome pop cultural trivia! Now, let’s begin!

  • Power Creep: A trope that’s highly popular in video games, especially the card variety. It occurs when new content in a game completely trumps the old content. This can be done by adding a new upgrade to an old card, weapon, or other object. Some examples include; Magma Rager from Hearthstone. This card used to be played a lot because of its high attack for low cost. Unfortunately, after Ice Rager was made, the card became completely useless. Next, we have Kartana from the Pokemon series. It is one of the fastest and strongest  Pokemon out there, however, its Special Defense is really lacking, and it can be taken out easily by Special Attackers. Lastly, we have Zoodiacs from Yu-Gi-Oh! This archetype was so broken upon release that many tournaments refused to have players use decks based upon them.

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  • Mid NSFW Warning On This One! Marshmallow Hell: This is a heavily used trope in many Ecchi Anime and Hentai. It occurs when a character is suffocated between a taller girl’s massive “tracts of land”. Some examples include; Irina suffocating Nagisa in Assassination Classroom, Litchi suffocating multiple characters in Blazblue, and Angel’s reverse motorboat from King of Fighters XIV.

litchi.jpg Litchi aka Boobie Lady (Nickname by Taokaka)

 

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Maripyro (The Cheese Bug Pokemon) #318 Bug/Fire Type Possible Abilities: Gooey (Lowers Speed on contact) or Magic Guard (Prevents indirect damage) Ht: 10’06” Wt: 202.8 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A moth made out of Doritos. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 125, Defense: 75, Sp.Atk: 75, Sp.Def: 90, Speed: 95 Stat Total: 540 (Very high Attack and pretty good Speed) Evolves from  Fuermiga at Level 40 Weak to Flying, Water, and 4X weak to Rock.

Entry: Female Maripyro are twice as big as their male counterpart and can cut an Indian Elephant in half with their mouth.

maripyro

 

  • Derpato (The Confused Pokemon) #238 Ground Type Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A very confused potato. Ability: Oblivious (Prevents infatuation) Ht: 1’00 Wt: 2.6 lbs Base Stats: HP: 68, Attack: 52, Defense: 50, Sp.Atk: 45, Sp.Def: 40, Speed: 20 (Ok stats for a 1st evolution) Evolves into Retater at Level 40 and Potarded at Level 60 Its cry is Duuurrr. Immune to Electric and weak to Water, Grass, and Ice.

Entry: Derpato take one hour to concentrate their inner energy to attack, then must take two hours to rest.

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  • Hyletrack (The Hype Train Pokemon) #096 Type: Steel/Fire Ability: Speed Boost (Increases Speed stat at the end of every turn) Genderless Ht: 13’05” Wt: 1620.4 lbs Evolves from Charagon at Level 30 Appearance: An awesome train with glowing red eyes. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 90, Defense: 90, Sp. Atk: 70, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 125 Stat Total 525 (Fantastic Speed Stats) Immune to Poison and Weak to Fire, Water, and 4X weak to Ground.

Entry: Hyletrack are known to be attracted to those who are hyped. Legends say that just seeing one will get you hyped too.

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  • Cokemmoth  (The Addict Pokemon) #325 Ice Type Possible Abilities: Snow Warning (Summons a hailstorm in battle) or Speed Boost (Boosts speed at the end of each turn) Appearance: A blue mammoth covered in cocaine. Ht: 6’07” Wt: 264.6 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Evolves from Snuffant at Level 32 Base Stats: HP: 105, Attack: 125, Defense: 75, Sp. Atk: 105, Sp. Def: 80, Speed: 40 Stat Total: 530 (High Attack and Special Attack) Weak to Fighting, Fire, Steel, and Rock.

Entry: Your cartel has arrived and we have 852,000 types of china white for you, and we have 955,000 types of heroin.

cokemmoth