More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Pokemon post! I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Seamapan (The Obsession Pokemon) #050 Water/Normal Type Possible Abilities: Cute Charm (Possible infatuation on direct contact), Huge Power (Doubles the Attack stat), or Thick Fat (Halves the damage taken by Fire and Ice Moves) Appearance: A literal aquatic pair of female underwear with legs. Ht: 2’00” Wt: 19.8 lbs Gender Ratio: 12.5% male to 87.5% female Base Stats: HP: 51, Attack: 31, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 60, Sp. Def: 81, Speed: 106 Stat Total: 399 (Decent Speed and Special Defense) Doesn’t Evolve Immune to Ghost and Weak to Electric, Grass, and Fighting

Entry: Seamapan are often caught for their scales. Its body pattern often causes arousal in humans.

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  • Ruselamp (The Electrolamp Pokemon) #290 Psychic/Electric type Possible Abilities: Illuminate (Increases wild Pokemon rate by 100%) or Synchronize (Passes on status problems to the enemy) Evolves from Egylamp when exposed to a Thunder Stone Appearance: A lamp-like creature with a big smile and jumper cable hands. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 4’11” Wt: 158.7 lbs Base Stats: HP: 70, Attack: 65, Defense: 85, Sp. Atk: 125, Sp. Def: 90 Speed: 90 Base Stat Total: 525 (Extremely good Special Attack) Weak to: Bug, Ground, Ghost, and Dark.

Entry: Ruselamp can attack with powerful jolts using their jumper cable hands.

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Amazingly Crappy Book Covers

Hello fellow book lovers! It’s time for another book covers post. I hope you guys are ready to cringe with laughter as we take a look at some amazing “works of art”. Now, let’s begin!

  • Maximum Revenge by Jose A. Toro Released: March 17th, 2016 Genres: Fiction, Crime Thriller, and Suspense. Short Summary: A scientist goes made with power after creating an ultra deadly virus.

I really like the premise of this book because of my love of medical dramas. Unfortunately, it fails completely in the art department. The cover depicts a very blurry scientist without a face. Also, because of chemistry, there’s a poor j.peg of a beaker in the left hand side. It could be so much better with just a little more time!

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  • The Majestic Committee by Gerald Goble Released: August 6th, 2016 Genres: Science Fiction, Fiction Short Summary: An army major is sent to work for a secret committee that is researching an unknown aircraft.

Another fascinating concept for a story that’s completely ruined by the horrible excuse for a cover. It’s like they don’t even try anymore! The cover depicts some absolutely pathetic pictures on a blue background. It’s really hard to tell what any of these images are, and if this was released again, I’d hire a better artist!

More Fascinating Yokai

Konichiwa, everyone! It’s time for another yokai post! I hope you guys are ready for some more fascinating creatures. Now, let’s go on a journey to the “Land of the Rising Sun”!

  • Kyuso are filthy creatures of Japanese folklore. They’re depicted as gigantic rats with disgusting sexual appetites. It’s said that rats transform into these yokai when the reach 1,000 years of age. They prey on their old enemies, cats, and some even have “relations” with young women. The weirdest thing that these yokai do is to raise litters of abandoned kittens. 

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  • Kodama nezumi are incredibly cute creatures of Japanese mythology. They resemble small, spherical mice with a disgusting power. It is said that when mountain gods are angry, these creatures will swell up, and eventually explode, showering the surroundings with a nauseating spray of blood and gore. The explosion is said to be louder than a gunshot, and anyone who hears it will have a poor catch, and possibly experience a natural disaster.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Pokemon Clover post. I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Pollefin (The Kelp Pokemon) #224 Water/Grass Type Possible Ability: Effect Spore (Possible status effect inflicted upon direct contact) Appearance: A green kelp-like fish with a flower ribbon on its side. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 2’00” Wt: 19.8 lbs Evolves into Florigrace at Level 26 Base Stats: HP: 30, Attack: 20, Defense: 20, Sp. Atk: 40, Sp. Def: 50, Speed: 80 Base Stat Total: 240 (Extremely shitty stats with ok speed) Weak to Poison, Flying, and Bug.\

Entry: Pollefin is the best smelling fish in the sea. It uses its sweet scent to attract its prey.

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  • Faptime (The Session Pokemon)#307 Rock/Psychic Type Possible Abilities: Speed Boost (Boosts Speed Stat at the end of each turn) or Own Tempo (Prevents confusion) Appearance: An extremely phallic clock with 4 legs and large breasts. Genderless Ht: 4’11” Wt: 156.5 lbs Doesn’t evolve, but is the counterpart to Jerkle Base Stats: HP: 60, Attack: 110, Defense: 90, Sp. Atk: 60, Sp. Def: 90, Speed: 69 Base Stat Total: 479 (Pretty High Attack Stat) Weak to Grass, Dark, Ground, Bug, Ghost, Steel, and Water.

Entry: Faptime spends its night dating models like Miss Michigan and Rosie Palm.

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More Crappy Book Covers

Hello fellow Book Lovers! It’s time for another Crappy Cover post! I hope you guys are ready to cringe and laugh profusely. Now, let’s begin!

  •  Angry House by Alexis Kennedy (February 1st, 2018) Genres: Horror and Ghost Fiction Pages: 244 Brief Summary: A widowed writer moves to the countryside to an old White House. The house holds a terrible secret, and the writer must learn this the hard way.

I really like the premise of this book, but the cover is complete trash. It depicts a shadowy figure that closely resembles death. There’s also a horrible Jpeg of flames that surround the title of the book. In conclusion the cover gives missed potential to an otherwise fascinating story.

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  • Blood of Our Fathers by Sonny Girard (July 28th, 2010) Genres: Crime Thriller, Crime Fiction, Literary Fiction 592 Pages Quick Summary: A reformed mafia member tries to restart his fractured life.

Another wonderful concept for a book completely destroyed by an absolutely shitty cover. The art looks like it was done in about 5 minutes, and it smells very amateurish. It’s just a picture of a gun with a couple of bullet holes surrounding it. 

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More Disturbing Art Pieces (Halloween Week Special)!

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Hello boils and ghouls! It’s that haunting time of year again! Since Halloween is just around the corner, it’s time for some disturbing art. Now, let’s begin this harrowing journey into your deepest fears! Mwahahahah!

  • Night Creeper by Zdzislaw Beksinski Date Made: Unknown 

This is a disturbing, yet awesome work by “Polish Surrealist”, Beksinski. It takes place in a dystopian apocalyptic future with burning buildings, and smoldering bodies. The whole atmosphere is extremely foreboding, and to make matters worse, there’s a bandaged, multi-legged, abomination that appears to be running at something. I’d love to hear what you guys think of it in the comments’ section below.

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  • Grave Goods by Jeff Christensen Oil on Canvas

This is an awesomely dark work by “American Artist”, Christensen. It’s a nighttime piece that gives off many instances of “Memento Mori” The main characters of the work are all unsettling entities with garish jewelry. There’s a huge skeleton in the center of the work, and it appears to be surrounded by sharp-toothed cult members. In conclusion this is a very uniquely scary paining that is guaranteed to send shivers down your spine. Tell me what you think of this piece in the comments’ section below.

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Awesome Stands In Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

WARNING! MASSIVE JOJO SPOILERS AHEAD!

Hello fellow viewers, and welcome to a brand new topic. I just recently finished all 8 parts of the manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, and it was a hell of a ride. Araki Hirohiko’s magnificent story and characters grab the viewer from the very beginning and take them for a wild ride. One of the most prominent things in the series is introduced in part 3, The Stardust Crusaders. We learn about Stands (Physical manifestations of one’s life-force that only people with other Stands can see. They are all uniquely shaped, and have a massive variety of powers. They can be acquired by natural means, or may be given to someone via a special arrow or corpse. Some can be controlled automatically, while others can be controlled manually. Many are named after famous bands due to Araki’s love of American music. Since they are a manifestation of one’s life-force, any damage dealt to the form, will also hurt the user. If the user dies, the Stand usually disappears along with them. Now, with the explanation out of the way, let’s begin!

  • Metallica Stand User: Risotto Nero (Part 5 Vento Aureo) Close Range and Colony Appearance: Small metal creatures with stitches and looks of horror. Abilities: Invisibility (They live in Risotto’s bloodstream, and they use particles  to help him blend into the background). Metal Manipulation (This highly dangerous ability allows Risotto to manipulate iron in the atmosphere from the air and ground with a range of up to 5 to 10 meters. It can repair his organs by stitching them up. He can also use the iron in other people’s blood as well. If this is the case, he will usually transform the iron into sharp objects, like razor blades or nails, to effectively rip the person’s body from the inside out.  In conclusion, this is one devastatingly crazy ability that shows the ferocity of La Squadra Esecuzioni’s leader.

doppio.jpg(The horrifying effects of Metallica.)

 

  • Beach Boy Stand User: Pesci (Part 5 Vento Aureo) Appearance: A silver fishing rod with an unsettling skull on the reel. Type: Close-range Abilities: Hook and Sink (The main purpose of this Stand is to phase its line through anything, human or otherwise. When the target is ensnared, the user will reel it in, like a fisherman. The hook can rip a person’s body apart if it snags an important organ). Damage Reflection (Anyone attacking the string of the rod will have the attack reflected at them. The string is essentially invulnerable to being destroyed by conventional means). Extreme Line Sensibility (The line transfers all of the information that the user needs to take town its opponent). Conclusion: This is a very cool Stand that Pesci uses to awesome effect.

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