The Schmidt Sting Pain Index (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow Entomologists! It’s Tuesday, and it’s time for a brand new post! I have talked in detail about Justin Schmidt. He is a famous Entomologist that invented the Schmidt Sting Pain Index. The index categorizes insect stings on a 1 to 4 scale with 4 being the most painful. He wrote a fantastic book called The Sting Of The Wild, which highlights his experiences with these dangerous insects. The Brave Wilderness Youtube channel also goes in depth about these insects, and I highly recommend subscribing to the channel because Coyote Peterson is god! This post will cover 2 different insects from the index and a quick description of them. I also will be covering an insect that has yet to be recorded on the index. Be warned! Some of these entries are quite scary! Each entry will have a link to the Brave Wilderness Channel where Coyote gets bitten/stung by these insects.

  • Giant Desert Centipede (Scolopendra heros) Schmidt Index Rating: ??? (Probably a 4) Size: Up to 8 in Habitat: Northern Mexico and the Southwestern United States Diet: rodents, amphibians, insects

The Giant Desert Centipede is one freaky critter with a bright red head and greenish black body. It primarily hunts at night, and has a highly potent venom. It has savage pincers which deliver an excruciating bite. Coyote admitted that it was more painful than a Bullet Ant, which is the highest ranked insect on the index. People who are bitten usually suffer headaches, nausea, lesions, and in worst cases, death. Don’t mess with this insect!

 

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  • Warrior Wasp (Synoeca septentrionalis) Schmidt Index Rating: 4 Size: 0.79 in Habitat: Central and South America Diet: Nectar and pollen  

The incredibly creepy Warrior Wasp is one of the most infamous creatures on the Schmidt Pain Index. These insects are dark blue in color and have dangerously sharp stingers. This species of Paper Wasp is extremely aggressive and will sting if threatened. The stinger will fall off if this happens, and the insect will die. Schmidt described the pain of the sting as “pure torture, like being chained to the flow of an active volcano”. Coyote was in immense pain when stung, and his arm was paralyzed for 5 minutes. It’s terrifying that such a small creature can deliver such a painful sting. Be warned! This video will make you scared of bees!

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Carlson Mondays (Every Other Monday)

Hello fellow art lovers! It’s Monday, and you know what that mens! Yes, it’s time to take look at some more trippy art. Now, let’s go on a mind-blowing experience together!

  • The Girl Who Fell Through Time by Larry Carlson 2010 collage and paint on paper

This is a very unique work by “Computer Guru”, Larry Carlson. It’s an outdoor work that mainly focuses on outer space. The rightmost corner of the work has a strange blue and white planet that reminds me of the Moon. The titular “girl” is covered in a gold dress that’s shining with a brilliant light. She’s surrounded by strange, DNA-like spheres that remind me of gummy worms. As we descend the work, we see a strange altar with a rainbow emanating out of it. I really enjoy this work, and I hope you guys will tell me what you think of it in the comments’ section below. 

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  • Weed Goat Deluxe by Larry Carlson pigment print on metallic paper

All hail the mighty Weed Goat! This is an art piece that’s guaranteed to make stoners happy. The goat is surrounded by purple cosmic energy, and has giant ganja leaves as its hair. It also has a tentacled mane and various spiral shaped patterns surround his amazing visage. Tell me what you think of this work in the comments’ section below.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Tuesday)

It’s time for another crazy look into the world of Pokemon Clover! As said before, some of these entries are controversial and vulgar in nature. If you can look past that, you’re in for a hell of a good time!

  • Deloris the Mindfuck Pokemon (Based off of a fusion of Bellsprout and Jynx) Grass/Ghost Type Female Only 7’10” 270lbs

Its signature move, Fizzbitch has the power to strike down 30 Indian elephants from a single tree. (This abomination’s cry is the Wilhelm Scream)

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  • Marleyzard the Dank Pokemon (Based of of Bob Marley) Grass/Fire type 5’07” 199.5 lbs

420 Blaze it anyone? This Pokemon moves irregularly on the battlefield. Its weed wings can support its whole weight. (Its cry is smoke weed everyday!)

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  • Unjoy the Undead Pokemon (It’s the severed head is Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny if shiny, and it has the most terrifying back sprite) Ghost type Female only 4’11” 103.2 lbs

 Unjoy absorbs the energy of sleepers to get nutrients. They hide in dark alleys in cities, waiting for wanderers to come close. (Its cry is the freaking Lavender Town theme!)

Instant nightmare fuel!!

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  • Frutagon the Pitaya Pokemon  (Based off of a dragon and a dragonfruit and it’s shiny is based off of the Digimon Flamedramon) Grass/Dragon type 6’07” 209.4 lbs

Its claws can cut through anything. Legends state a Frutagon once slain 665 Indian elephants with a single slash.

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  • Chromox the Googol Pokemon (Based of of Mozilla Firefox, Google Chrome, Zigzaggon, and Poochyena) Fire/Steel type Genderless 5’03” 224.9 lbs

Chromox move around at blinding speed. Since Iplora are worthless, trainers try to evolve them as soon as possible. (Its cry is the logging into Chrome sound.)

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  • Notridley the Space Dragon Pokemon (Definitely not based off of Ridley from Metroid and a mustache) Dragon/Flying type Male only 26’03” 2455.3 lbs

He soars through space on wicked wings. Notridley may look mindless, but he is intelligent. He is also not Ridley. (His cry is Anguirus’s cry.)

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Incredibly Bizarre Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards (Random Mondays)

Yu-Gi-Oh is a collectable card game and anime that was made by Kazuki Takahashi in 1996. The series has various spin-offs and many games. The cards are a major part of the series, and have many different abilities. While most of the card art is very cool and appealing to the eyes, some of the cards make you question reality. So, grab your favorite cards, because it’s time to duel!

  •  Great Bill Type: Normal/ Beast 4 stars Atk: 1250 Def: 1300

This card is one of the many duck-like creatures in the series. While some of them look pretty cool, this one is quite pathetic! It has dark blue skin, and a strange ponytail. Its eyes are completely crossed, and its mouth is in a permanent  “shit-eating” grin. Its stats are abysmal as well, and it’s hard to find a deck that could use this effectively.

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  • Mabarrel Type: Fiend/Normal 5 stars Atk: 1700 Def: 1400

Now we come to the unfortunate move of fusing intimate objects with creatures. This “thing” looks like an azure dragon with a cannon for a nose. Apparently, it fires eyeballs out if its “nose” to attack.

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  • Slime Toad (Originally Called Frog The Jam) Type: Aqua/Normal 2 stars Atk: 700 Def: 500 

Ah, the incredibly useless Slime Toad! This card has been the butt of many jokes in the Yu-Gi-Oh universe. Many different “frog” creatures can search out each other in the game. However, this weak abomination is always banned from this feature. It has a pretty bland design, being a green slime with a frog’s head. The strangest feature of this card is its method of attack, which is croaking terribly!

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  • Tatsunootoshigo Type: Beast/Normal 5 stars Atk: 1350 Def: 1600

I call this creature Takahashi’s drug trip, because he had to be on something when creating this! It’s a disgusting horse-fish hybrid that’s extremely ugly. It has giant beady eyes and a horrifying grotesquely pleasurable look on its face. It suprises me that the great Kaiba used to use this horseshit! (No pun intended XD!) 

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More Crappy Video Game Art (Every Other Wednesday)

Hello fellow gamers! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more cringy artwork. Now, let’s begin this suckfest!

  • Chuckie Egg 2 for the Amiga (1985) Genre: Adventure

Chuckie Egg 2 is a strange adventure game for the Amiga computer. You control Harry, who’s trying to assemble a giant chocolate egg. The cover is an entirely different beast! For one thing, it’s creepy as fuck! We see an egg-human hybrid with hyperrealistic eyes and an incredibly ugly face. The backwards cap also makes the egg look like a pretentious douchebag. We also can’t forget the pig vomit which is the weird spider hanging on the bamboo from above. I absolutely hate this cover, and it’s sure to induce nausea within minutes of viewing.

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  • NCAA March Madness 2003 for the Playstation 2 (2002) Genre: Sports 

March Madness was a series of basketball games that were made by EA Sports. This cover is truly a mustard stain of epic failure! The basketball player, Drew Gooden is incredibly flamboyant looking, and has a very stupid expression on his face. His head is also disproportionate to the rest of his body. Tell me what you think of this work in the comments’ section below.

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Even More Crappy Video Game Art (Every Other Wednesday)

Hello fellow gamers! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us take a look at some more cringy artwork. Now, let’s begin this crazy journey into some pure garbage!

  • Karnaaj Rally for the Game Boy Advance November 21, 2002 Genre: Action/Racing

Karnaaj Rally is a fun little racing game with an assortment of weapons. The game was very well received by reviewers, and IGN gave it an 8.8 out of 10. It’s also known for having one of the worst video game covers of all time. The cover depicts a purple hot rod and an incredibly ugly man with bright blue hair. How the hell does the man have anything to do with the game at all?! He takes up more than half of the piece, and has one of the stupidest expressions I’ve ever seen.  The cover has so much infamy, that even IGN commented on it. Tell me what you think of the work in the comments’ section below.  

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  • Black Belt for the Sega Master System November 1986

Black Belt is a side-scrolling beat em’ up from the 80’s. It’s a lot like the game, Kung Fu, and just as action packed. Unfortunately, the cover fucks things up again! You’d think a martial arts game would have an actioned packed cover, but no! The cover is just plain lazy, and it looks like it was made in 30 minutes! All the cover has is a single foot and tiny comic book-like effect. It definitely doesn’t make you want to play the game, and seems just like a disappointment to me.

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Hall Of Shame: The Strangest Comic Book Characters (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more bizarre comic book characters. Now, grab your favorite Graphic Novel, and let’s begin!

  • Angar Real Name: David Alan Angar Status: Villain  First Appeared: Daredevil #100 (June 1973) Creator: Marvel Powers: Scream can induce memory loss and hallucinations

David was a radical social activist who volunteered for an experiment. The experiment bombarded David’s vocal chords, and caused him to have an incredibly powerful scream. He then became criminal for hire, and crossed paths with many heroes like Daredevil and Black Widow. He lost his powers in prison, and was reconstructed by the Fixer into the  sound entity, Scream. (As cool as his powers sound, it has been done to death already!)

angar (Plus, he looks really stupid!)

  • Dummy Real Name: Dean Boswell Status: Mutant (Deceased) First appeared: New X-Men #135 (February 1,2003) Powers: Gaseous form, phasing

Dummy was a student at the Xavier Institute. His powers manifested at the academy, and he became a sentient gas. He was given a special containment suit that gave him humanoid  appearance and functionality. He sadly met his end when an explosion destroyed his suit. (It doesn’t ease the pain that his outfit looked like a gimp suit!)

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