TheWorld’s Craziest Restaurants Part 1

Hello fellow viewers, and welcome to a brand new topic! Crazy restaurants have always been a unique topic to me, so I’ve decided to compile some of the most outrageous I can find. Today’s restaurant serves some of the world’s most artery-clogging food, and it’s known as The Heart Attack Grill. Now, let’s begin!

The Heart Attack Grill is a hospital-themed restaurant that’s located in Downtown Las Vegas. It’s known for having busty waitresses dressed as nurses, surreal humor, and extremely fatting food. Plus, if you weigh over 350 lbs, (yes, they weigh you before you go in), you eat for free! The restaurant has an infamous burger that is guaranteed to make any nutritionist in an 100 mile radius vomit with disgust. It actually won a Guinness World Record in 2013 for the “World’s Most Calorific Burger.” The record belongs to the Quadruple Bypass Burger. This unholy abomination clocks in at a whopping 9,982 calories and consists of 4 1/2 pound hamburgers, 3 tablespoons of lard, 20 slices of bacon, 8 slices of American cheese, 1 tablespoon of mustard, 2 tablespoons of ketchup, 20 slices of caramelized onion baked in lard, 8 tomato slices, and hopefully, a trip straight to the emergency room! They also sell Flatliner Fries, which are fries deep fried in lard, the Coronary Dog, a half pound hot dog with tons of chili and bacon, and milkshakes that have a stick of butter in them. The owner of the establishment, Jon Basso literally said “If you eat at my restaurant for a week straight, you’ll die”! The restaurant is cash only, and it’s open everyday from 11AM-10PM. Eat at your own risk, and if you have eaten here, I’d love to hear your stories in the comments’ section below.

More Awesome Jojo Stands

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Hello fellow Jojo fans! It’s time for another Stand post! I hope you guys are ready for some crazy characters. Now, strike a pose, and let’s begin!

Ebony Devil User: Devo (Deceased)Impaled by Silver Chariot Type: Long-Distance and Bound Stand First Appeared: Stardust Crusaders Ep 8 Ch 133 (Part 3) Appearance: A grey alien-like creature with four arms and eyes. It’s completely covered in armor and is holding two shields, a short sword, and a bow. Personality: Sadistic and vulgar. Power: Hatred Manipulation: Ebony Devil’s ability is activated when Devo is struck. It grows in power, depending on how much hatred Devo has towards his attacker. This then can be used to inflict massive damage on the attacker. The damage is controlled via a Chucky-like doll. Weakness: Damage Reflection: Although the Stand can cause heavy damage, if the attacker manages to overpower it, Devo will die.

This was a very unique stand with an absolutely deadly power. Being able to transfer anger into power is very formidable, and can kill quite easily. Unfortunately, due to its huge weakness Polnareff easily took it down after finding it out.

The Grateful Dead Stand User: Prosciutto (Deceased) Crushed by a train’s wheels. Type: Long-Distance Stand Appearance: A humanoid creature with no mouth and various eyes covering its body. It is purple in color and has tentacles in place of legs. First Appeared: Golden Wind Ep. 14 Ch. 488 (Part 5) Power: Accelerated Aging: This Stand can cause organisms over a wide area to age mentally and physically at an incredibly fast rate. This can be deployed one of two ways. First, the aging spreads over a large area and through attacks. Second, the aging can be spread via contact. If spread this way, the process is greatly accelerated. Various organisms have different effects upon the aging Adults will quickly gain grey hair and their cognitive thinking skills will slowly diminish. Babies will have wrinkled skin and lose their hair. Lastly, fruit and vegetables will rot. Prosciutto is completely immune to these effects, but can use the power to deceive his attackers. Weakness: If people affected by this power are exposed to cold, the effects will slowly start to diminish.

The Grateful Dead was one of the most dangerous Stands in part 5. The power to age people is incredible, and it nearly destroyed all of Giorno’s team. I also love this Stand’s design, and the reference to the great band.

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Pokedex post. I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

Shiriman (The Brown Eye Pokemon) #308 Appearance: A nude human-like creature with a large red eye on its ass. Psychic/Fairy Type Possible Abilities: Receiver (Copies the Ability of a defeated ally), Keen Eye (Prevents accuracy from being lowered and ignores evasiveness-raising moves), Intimidate (Lowers opposing Pokemon’s Attack stat by 1 upon entering the battle), or Prankster (Gives priority to status moves, but fails if the target is a Dark type) Ht: 2’11” Wt: 69.7 lbs Doesn’t evolve Base Stats: HP: 109, Attack: 88, Defense: 87, Sp. Atk: 86, Sp. Def: 85, Speed: 64 Base Stat Total: 519 (Extremely balanced stats with an emphasis on HP) Immune to Dragon and Weak to Ghost, Steel, Bug, and Poison

Entry: Shiriman disguises itself as a person, then flips around to expose its hazel eye. Its mouth also serves as an anus.

Awesome Cards To Look Forward To In Madness at the Darkmoon Faire

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for an incredibly fun post! The newest Hearthstone expansion is going to be released tomorrow, and we are going to get 135 new cards to play around with. As per usual with these posts, I am going to be sharing some of my favorite new cards in the expansion. Keep in mind though, my opinions will probably change as I play around with them, so expect an update in about a month. Now, let’s take a trip to the Faire!

Deck of Lunacy Type: Mage Legendary Spell Mana Cost: 2 Appearance: A deck of cards with a maniacal face on them. Effect: Transform spells in your deck into ones that cost (3) more. (They keep their original Cost)

Here we have the card that I’m most excited for in the new expansion. The effect is absolutely insane, and can definitely change the state of the game in seconds. Transforming all of your spells into even more powerful ones is always a good thing, and the retained cost is what puts it over the edge. Your opponent will be shocked when they get hit by a 1-cost Fireball, and the ever-changing meta will have an absolute field day finding the best places to put this insane card.

Darkmoon Tonk Type: Hunter Rare Minion Tribe: Mech Appearance: A green and gold tank with a stern face and multiple cannons. Mana Cost: 7 Attack: 8 Health: 5 Effect: Deathrattle: Fire 4 missiles at random enemies that deal 2 damage each.

I’ve always been of fan of random effects, and this one fits that liking to a T! It not only has an impressive attack, but the Deathrattle can cause tons of shenanigans on your opponent’s board. Also, it deals 8 damage to your opponent’s face if their board is completely empty.

Blood of G’huun Type: Priest Epic Minion Tribe: Elemental Appearance: A very cool bloody elemental with sharp teeth. Mana Cost: 9 Attack: 8 Health: 8 Effect: Taunt. At the end of your turn, summon a 5/5 copy of a minion in your deck.

This is a very good card that gives you quite a lot of protection. Not only is it a powerful defender and damage dealer, but the extra 5/5 summon at the end of your turn can become real good real fast. If you have some high level Legendaries, this turns into a major force to be reckoned with.

More Fascinating Yokai

Konbanwa, everyone! It’s time for another Yokai post! I hope you guys are ready for some fascinating creatures. Now, let’s go on a journey to the “Land of the Rising Sun”!

Akaei are gigantic creatures of Japanese folklore. They’re depicted as massive stingrays that can grow up to the size of islands. They live on the ocean floor, but will come to the surface to shake the sand and rocks off of their bodies. They’re also quite dangerous to sailors who usually mistaken them for islands.

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Pokedex Post! I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

Peperee (The RAAAAAGE Pokemon) #254 Rock/Grass Type Appearance: An incredibly pissed off frog creature. Possible Abilities: Overgrow (The power of Grass moves increases by 50% when HP is 1/3 of its Maximum), Anger Point (Boosts the Attack Stat to Max when hit with a critical hit), or Soundproof (Protects against Sound-Based moves) Ht: 5’07” Wt: 212.3 lbs Gender Ratio 87.5 % Male to 12.5% Female Evolves from Smugrok at level 38 and is the final form of Sadrog Base Stats: HP: 100, Attack: 90, Defense: 120, Sp. Atk: 55, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 65 Base Stat Total: 525 (Pretty balanced stats with very high Defense). Weak to Fighting, Bug, Steel, and Ice.

Entry: A reclusive species. Peperee are known for their childish and primitive behavior when they don’t get what they want.

Cansumor (The Cancer Pokemon) #323 Poison type Possible Abilities: Liquid Ooze (The opponent’s HP-Draining moves damage them instead), Corrosion (Steel and Poison Types can be inflicted with poison), or Shed Skin (At the end of every turn, you have a 33% chance of curing your status condition) Doesn’t evolve into any other Pokemon Ht: 3’03” Wt: 60.0 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A literal embodiment of cancer. Base Stats: HP: 135, Attack: 80, Defense: 90, Sp. Atk: 65, Sp. Def: 90, Speed: 35 Base Stat Total: 495 (Very good HP stat). Weak to Psychic and Ground.

Entry: Cansumor are able to see in all directions with their multiple eyes. Simply touching it can give you all the cancers.

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for some more crazy entries. I hope you guys are ready for some extremely strange creatures. Now, let’s begin!

• Housant (The House Pokemon) #315 Rock/Bug Type Possible Abilities: More Room (Increases the duration of Room-Based moves), Emergency Exit (Switches out when HP is below half) Shell Armor (Blocks critical hits), or Unburden (Double Speed when held item is lost) Appearance: An ant with a house on its back. Evolves into Apartmant at Level 29 Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 0’8” Wt: 3.3 lbs Base Stats: HP: 60, Attack: 70, Defense: 80, Sp. Atk: 30, Sp. Def: 40, Speed: 50 Base Stat Total: 330 (Pretty balanced stats around the board) Weak to Rock, Steel, and Water.

Entry: The container on its back can hold a small family of Militant. They scatter if Housant is in trouble.

 

• Deathorus (The Death Storm Pokemon) #160 Flying/Dark Type Evolves from Felimbus at level 36 and is the final form of Cloucat Appearance: A cat made out of clouds with a reaper’s scythe as a tail. Possible Abilities: Tough Claws (The power of contact moved are boosted by 30%), Shower Power (Rain boosts Sp. Atk by 1.5 and the Pokemon loses 1/8th of its Max HP each turn), or Cloud Nine (Negates weather effects) Ht: 6’06” Wt: 66.6 lbs Gender Ratio: 87.5 % male to 12.5% female Base Stats: HP: 75, Attack: 95, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 90, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 125 Base Stat Total: 550 (Highest Speed of all Dark-type Pokemon) Immune to Ground and Psychic and Weak to Fairy, Ice, Electric, and Rock.

Entry: It has a vicious temper and loves slashing Pokemon with the blade on its tail. Its roar sounds like thunder.

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another set of entries. I hope you guys are ready for some true absurdity. Now, let’s begin!

• Illumatrix (The Triforce Pokemon) #333 Psychic/Flying Type Appearance: An avian-like creature with a the Illuminati symbol for a head. Possible Abilities: Illuminate (Boosts accuracy), Forewarn (Reveals one of your opponent’s moves with priority on damage-dealing ones), Solar Power (Boosts Sp. Atk in sunshine, but also lowers HP), or Analytic (Moving last boosts power of attacks by 30%) Ht: 9’02” Wt: 61.7 lbs Evolves from Illuminowl at Level 42 Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 92, Attack: 65, Defense: 95, Sp. Atk: 113, Sp. Def: 100, Speed: 70 Base Stat Total: 535 (Highest Special Attack of all non-legendary Flying-types) Immune to Ground and Weak to Rock, Dark, Ice, Electric, and Ghost.

Entry: Illumatrix has 10 letters. 10/5 is 2. Two has three letters. The Illuminati triangle has three sides. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

More Awesome TV Tropes

Hello fellow Pop Culture Enthusiasts! It’s time for another tropes post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome trivia. Now, let’s begin!

• Broken Smile: This is a very common trope that’s used in many different forms of media. It deals with a character completely losing their mind. Something snaps inside them, and all they can do is awkwardly and insanely smile. Some examples include; The winner of the last year’s Battle Royale. She’s smiling extremely creepily with many splatters of blood on her body. Next, there’s April May’s “cheery smile. She usually is very bubbly, but she get’s pushed too far, and the smile hides malicious intent. Lastly, there’s Deku’s face from MHA. When he realizes that he’s going to be quirkless forever.

 

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another crazy Clover post! I hope you guys are ready for some insane entries. Now, let’s begin!

• Warney (The Janitor Pokemon) #349 Normal Type Possible Abilities Rattled (If hit with a Bug, Dark, or Ghost-type move, its Speed is increased by 1), Oblivious (Negates attraction), Damp (Negates Self-destruction effects), or Intimidate (Lowers the opposing Pokemon’s Attack stat by 1) Ht: 2’00” Wt: 56.2 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A grey creature with a warning symbol on its chest. Evolves into Banageddon at Level 40 Base Stats: HP: 75, Attack: 50, Defense: 60, Sp. Atk: 60, Sp. Def: 60, Speed: 40 Base Stat Total: 345 (Incredibly balanced stats). Immune to Ghost and Weak to Fighting

Entry: Warney like to occupy their time by moderating their habitat for troublemakers. They do this for free.

 

• Hitmonana (The Cackling Pokemon) #191 Grass/Fighting Type Appearance: A muscular banana creature with a sinister smile. Possible Abilities: Harvest (50% chance to restore held berry at the end of the turn), Shed Skin (30% chance of curing statuses at the end of each turn), Unburden (Makes opposing Pokemon too nervous to eat berries), or Sweet Veil (Negates Sleep) Doesn’t Evolve Ht: 2’07” Wt: 33.1 lbs Gender Ratio: 75% Male/ 25% Female Base Stats: HP: 60, Attack: 90, Defense: 110, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 110, Speed: 60 Base Stat Total: 515 (Very Good Defense and Special Defense Stats) Weak to Poison, Fire, Psychic, Ice, Fairy, and Flying (4x) 

Entry: It lures Pokemon by disguising itself as a succulent banana. It is known for its howling laughter.