Incredibly Bizarre Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards (Random Mondays)

Yu-Gi-Oh is a collectable card game and anime that was made by Kazuki Takahashi in 1996. The series has various spin-offs and many games. The cards are a major part of the series, and have many different abilities. While most of the card art is very cool and appealing to the eyes, some of the cards make you question reality. So, grab your favorite cards, because it’s time to duel!

  •  Great Bill Type: Normal/ Beast 4 stars Atk: 1250 Def: 1300

This card is one of the many duck-like creatures in the series. While some of them look pretty cool, this one is quite pathetic! It has dark blue skin, and a strange ponytail. Its eyes are completely crossed, and its mouth is in a permanent  “shit-eating” grin. Its stats are abysmal as well, and it’s hard to find a deck that could use this effectively.

 great bill

  • Mabarrel Type: Fiend/Normal 5 stars Atk: 1700 Def: 1400

Now we come to the unfortunate move of fusing intimate objects with creatures. This “thing” looks like an azure dragon with a cannon for a nose. Apparently, it fires eyeballs out if its “nose” to attack.

mabarrel 

 

  • Slime Toad (Originally Called Frog The Jam) Type: Aqua/Normal 2 stars Atk: 700 Def: 500 

Ah, the incredibly useless Slime Toad! This card has been the butt of many jokes in the Yu-Gi-Oh universe. Many different “frog” creatures can search out each other in the game. However, this weak abomination is always banned from this feature. It has a pretty bland design, being a green slime with a frog’s head. The strangest feature of this card is its method of attack, which is croaking terribly!

slime toad

  • Tatsunootoshigo Type: Beast/Normal 5 stars Atk: 1350 Def: 1600

I call this creature Takahashi’s drug trip, because he had to be on something when creating this! It’s a disgusting horse-fish hybrid that’s extremely ugly. It has giant beady eyes and a horrifying grotesquely pleasurable look on its face. It suprises me that the great Kaiba used to use this horseshit! (No pun intended XD!) 

O_O

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Yokai Wednesdays

Konbanwa, everyone! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more fascinating yokai. Now, let’s go on a journey to the “Land of the Rising Sun”!

  • Kosamebo are bizarre creatures of Japanese mythology. They closely resemble Buddhist monks, and live near mountains. They’ll spook travelers, and ask them for food or spare change. While completely harmless in nature, Kosamebo can be quite annoying.

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  • Kuro bozu are extremely dangerous creatures of Japanese folklore. They’re depicted as dark, shadowy beings with bestial facial features and incredibly long tongues. They also can manipulate their size at will, and can run ridiculously fast. The yokai will enter a person’s home at night, and suck the breath out of their mouths. Those who are visited by this demonic creature on many occasions will become violently ill.

kuro bozu

Mythology Wednesdays (Every Other Wednesday)

Hello everyone! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more fascinating creatures. Now, let’s get started!

  • Minobi is a mythological phenomenon that originates in Japanese mythology. It     resembles a small cluster of fireballs that have a firefly’s glow. They gather around people with straw raincoats and stick to the fiber. The entities then burn, and begin to multiply. A large mass will swarm around the individual, and force them to remove the coat. While they aren’t dangerous, they can be extremely annoying.

minobi

 

  • Bastet is a holy figure of Egyptian mythology. She’s known as the goddess of cats, and is depicted as a humanoid figure with the head of a lioness. She defended the pharaoh, and protected people against disease and evil spirits. She was the sister of Horus the sun god, and the daughter of Isis and Ra. 

bastet

Yokai Wednesdays

Konichiwa, everyone! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more fascinating yokai. Now, let’s go on a journey to the “Land of the Rising Sun”!

  • Kenmun are bizarre creatures of Japanese mythology. They’re depicted as monkey-like, hairy creatures with pointed mouths and kappa-like depressions on their heads. Their bodies supposedly smell of yams, and their drool has a horrible stench. Kenmun feed on aquatic animals, and have unique shapeshifting abilities. They also hate clams and octopi.

 

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  • Seto Taisho is a very violent creature of Japanese folklore. It’s essentially a sentient warrior that’s made of various kitchen appliances. It uses chopsticks, knifes and spoons as weapons.While seemingly harmless, this yokai is extremely aggressive, and will cause chaos around the kitchen and to cooks.

seto tgaisho     

October Special! More Creepy Pokedex Entries

Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at the dark side of this series. Now, prepare to be shocked!

  • Trevenant (The Elder Tree Pokemon) (Based off of the Kodama) Ghost and Grass Type Size: 4’11” 156.5 lbs First Appeared: Generation VI

Trevenant and its first form, Phantump have some of the most disturbing Pokedex entries of all time. It resembles a spider-like tree with a giant red eye and two pincer-like claws.

Omega Ruby Pokedex Entry: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest so they can never leave. (O_O)

treve

 

Now for probably the most messed up entry ever!

Yamask (The Spirit Pokemon) (Based off of the Egyptian Ba holding a death mask)

Ghost Type Size: 1’08” 3.3 lbs First Appeared: Generation V

Yamask is a downright upsetting creature with a shadowy body.

 Pokemon Black Pokedex Entry: Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry. (“E” for everyone my ass!)

yamask     

Yokai Wednesdays (Every Other Wednesday)

Creatures found on yokai.com

Konichiwa, everyone! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more fascinating yokai. Now, let’s go on a journey to the “Land of the Rising Sun”!

  • Hone onna are macabre creatures of Japanese mythology. They’re depicted as  spirits with rotting faces. It’s said that they are the ghosts of beautiful women that died at a young age. They will visit their old lover’s homes, and try to seduce them. If successful, Hone onna will begin to drain their lover’s life force. When fully drained, the man will die, joining his former lover in the afterlife.

hone

  • *I have done this next yokai before, but I am going to update the entry just in time for Halloween.* Teke teke are incredibly violent creatures of Japanese folklore. They’re depicted as the animated upper bodies of bisected women. Their name comes from the sound that they make when they run on their arms. The origin story of these creatures is a bit difficult to depict, and there’re many speculations of how this yokai was created. Some tales depict the yokai as a victim of a horrific accident, or suicide. They will chase down victims with a sickle. Despite the lack of legs Teke Teke are extremely fast, and can even outrun cars. When they catch their victims, they slice them in half, and steal their legs. Teke Teke have only one weakness, and it depends of the story. Some legends say that magical charms can ward off the creature’s attacks. Others says that you’re “shit outta luck”, and will die almost instantly.    

tekek

Yokai Wednesdays (Every Other Wednesday)

Creatures found on yokai.com

Konichiwa, everyone! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more fascinating yokai. Now, let’s go on a journey to the “Land of the Rising Sun”!

  • Fuguruma yohi is an incredibly ugly creature of Japanese mythology. It’s depicted as an ogreish, old woman with tattered clothes. She is the embodiment of emotional love letters, and is usually found in places with large book collections.

yoh

  • Hyakume are very bizarre creatures of Japanese folklore. They’re a sentient lumps of flesh with hundreds of eyes. They live in old temples and shadowy places. They guard these places, and will detach one of their eyes to follow shady individuals. While usually not violent, their appearance may scare people.

hyaku