More Fascinating SCPS (Every Other Wednesday)

Hello fellow researchers! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at our newest anomalies. Now, grab your Class S protective equipment, and let’s begin our analysis!

  • SCP-229 The Wire Weed Object Class: Euclid  Description: SCP-229 appears to be a mass of wires and cables. Superficially, they appear to be raw copper wire, insulated Ethernet cable, phone cable, power lines, and many other forms of electrical cable. The current mass weighs 94 kg at last measurement. 

SCP-229 is tentatively identified as a form of silicon-based life. SCP-229 is a highly invasive parasite, attacking anything carrying even a low electrical current. SCP-229 will grow several centimeters every hour, and form connectors to attach to electrical power sources (wall socket plugs, USB connectors, etc.). SCP-229 will also splice itself into power lines and existing wires if no connection is available. SCP-229 appears to “feed” off electricity.  

SCP-229 appears to go dormant when not in the presence of an electrical source. Any electrical current within thirty meters, no matter how small, will immediately cause SCP-229 to “grow” in the direction of the electricity  Questions regarding the possible intelligence and sensory organs of SCP-229 are still under investigation.

SCP-229 appears to “grow” best on metal or plastic, but is very capable of infesting living tissue. In vertebrate animals, SCP-229 will quickly penetrate the epidermis and other tissues, attaching to and enveloping the spine. SCP-229 will then grow along nerve pathways and up into the brain, attaching it and infesting it within a few days. This process appears to be extremely painful, and can cause very erratic  behavior. When the infested subject nears death, usually from massive internal bleeding and brain damage, SCP-229 will exit the body by puncturing through the skin and attaching to any nearby structures, thus beginning the cycle again.

It is theorized that SCP-229 has always been present in our ecosystem, but that the technological level, and thereby the availability of electricity was insufficient to allow its spread. With the current prevalence of wires and other electrical devices, detection can be extremely difficult. Incineration is the best means for SCP-229 removal.

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Crazy Urban Dictionary Entries (Saturdays)

Hello everyone, and welcome to a brand new series of posts! Urban Dictionary is a fantastic website that houses some of the craziest entries on the internet. This ranges from actual definitions to slang terms. Each Saturday, I will be posting some of the entries I get from pressing the “Random Words” button. Be warned! Some of these entries are extremely NSFW!

  • Skurt (verb): To leave, bounce, or go away. Ex: This place is flat, I’m about to skurt.

 

  • Trumpism (Medical Disorder): Trumpism is a nearly incurable disorder when a Trump supporter blames everything else when someone criticizes Donald Trump. Here’s a humorous example.

Sane person: Donald Trump is a narcissist.

Trump supporter: Nobody is doing anything about the Martian invasion!

Sane person: How is that even relevant?

Trump supporter: I haven’t talked yet about how much money was wasted on fighting global warming.

Sane person: I hope Trumpism is curable.

 

 

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

NSFW CONTENT AHEAD!!!!!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Wheygle (The Jerk Pokemon) #274 Fighting and Flying type Name Origin: Whey+Eagle  Abilities: Big Pecks (Prevents defense from being lowered) or No Guard (Moves will hit regardless of accuracy) Ht: 4’11” Wt: 111.3 lbs Evolves from Flipbird at Level 27 Gender Ratio: 75% male: 25% female Stats: HP: 82, Attack: 125, Defense: 77, Sp. Atk: 45, Sp. Def: 65, Speed: 95 Stat Total: 487 (Mainly a physical attacker) Appearance: A seagull with a pair of inflatable arms. Weak to: Flying, Electric, Psychic, Ice, and Fairy. Immune to: Ground. The Pokemon is based off of the “Anchor Arms” episode of Spongebob Squarepants, “Musclebob Buffpants”.

 

Entry: Despite Wheygle being jerks, everyone seems to love them. (Its cry is “Anchor Arms”)!

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 Warning!! If you have a fear of clowns, look away! 

  • Traumobra (The It Pokemon) #301 Poison and Fairy type Name Origin: Trauma+Cobra and may also be based on “Coulrophobia”, the fear of clowns. Abilities: Prankster (Status Moves have priority) or Magic Bounce (Reflects Status Moves) Ht: 4’11” Wt: 19.8 lbs Gender Ratio: 50% male/ 50% female Evolves from Cirpent with high enough friendship. Stats: HP: 71, Attack: 71, Defense: 81, Sp. Atk: 91, Sp. Def: 71, Speed: 101 Base Stat Total: 486 (Very Fast and incredibly good typing) Appearance: A cobra-like monster with 4 clown heads and a red and white body. Immune to Dragon and weak to Ground, Steel, and Psychic.

Entry: Traumobra have three false heads, or at least semi-false, as it still uses the three mouths to devour its prey. 

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Morlock Special!

Hello everybody, and welcome to a very special post! I have discussed the Morlocks in the past, and have decided to dedicate my weekly comic posts to a different Mutant team.  In case you don’t know, the Morlocks are a group of Mutants that live underground. They have extremely weird Superpowers, and are ridiculed by the general public. Many of them are killed during the Marauders’ invasion, and those who survived, try to rebuild their damaged home under the strong leadership of Callisto. The Morlocks are all property of Marvel .

  •  Masque Real Name: Unrevealed Status: Former Leader of the Morlocks and Super villain (Deceased) Ht: 5’6” Weight: 140 lbs First Appeared: The Uncanny X-Men #169 (May 1st, 1983) Powers/Abilities: Can psionically rearrange the flesh of organic substances to create any physical effect possible. 

Masque was a power-hungry member of the Morlocks. After the massacre, Masque decided to usurp Callisto, and take control of the team. He then joins the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, and tries to fight against Nathan Summers. Masque meets his end at the hands of the engineered super solider, Shatterstar.

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  • Angel Dust Real Name: Christine Status: Hero Ht: 5’5” Weight: 126 lbs First Appeared: Morlocks #1 (June 1, 2002) Powers/Abilities:  Superhuman strength granted by supercharging adrenaline levels. 

Angel was an ordinary child until her Mutant powers awakened. Afraid that her parents wouldn’t accept her, Angel ran away to the sewers to join the Morlocks.  After many adventures with the team, Dust returned home, and was accepted by her parents.

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Carlson Mondays (Every 2 Months)

Hello fellow art lovers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for some more trippy paintings. Now, let’s begin!

  • Queen Chill Pill by Larry Carlson 2013 Chromogenic Print 

This is a very funny work by “Master Surrealist”, Larry Carlson. The titled “queen” has a white pill for a head, and a candy-striped dress. The background is covered multicolored sparks and strange snowflakes. There’s also bizarre, multi-faced spheres with a foo dog floating above one of them. I enjoy the piece both for its humor, and for its creativity.

LARRY CARLSON, Queen Chill Pill, c-print, 65x55in., 2013.

 

  • Lunarwalker by Larry Carlson 2013 Acrylic paint, collage, and digital print on paper

This is a beautiful work by “Computer Guru”, Larry Carlson. It’s a space scene with a variety of strange occurrences. The background is a brilliant azure blue with rainbow stars and orange dots. There’s also a humanoid figure that’s colored like a beautiful rainbow. Tell me what you think of this piece in the comments’ section below.

LARRY CARLSON, Lunarwalker, acrylic paint, collage and digital prints on paper, 16x14in., 2013.

Awesome and Obscure Board Games (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow gamers! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more fascinating board games. Now, let’s play!

  • Lino Category: Abstract Strategy Uncategorized (2010) 2 Players Ages: 8+ Play Time: 20 min Designer: Chislaine van den Bulk Artist: Remco Gazan  Publisher: Gluoco

Description: This is a German board game that relies on stones. Each player puts a stone on the field during their turns, and tries to complete a row of four. Whoever has the most rows when the board is filled wins the game.

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  • Mondrian: The Dice Game (2016) 2-4 Players 40 minutes Ages: 10+ Category: Action/Dexterity Dice Designer: Israel Cendrero and Sheila Santos Publisher: Tranjis Games Artist: Pedro Soto

Description: The object of the game is to score the most points. It’s split into five rounds where players flick dice to brush paint on a canvas. The player whose masterpiece is worth the most wins.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

NSFW Content Ahead!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more strange entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Wifemin (The Devotion Pokemon) #227 Pure Psychic Type Abilities: Synchronize (Inflicts same status condition used on Pokemon) or Cute Charm (30% chance of inflicting infatuation with physical contact) Name Origin: Wife+Feminine  Gender Ratio: Surprisingly 87.5% male to 12.5% female (This is do to the fact some effeminate looking Pokemon are more likely to be male) Evolves from Lasslee at Level 39  Ht: 5’03” Wt: 109.3 lbs Stats: HP: 110 Attack: 60 Defense: 110 Sp. Atk: 90 Sp. Def: 115 Speed: 50 Stat Total: 535 (Pretty good with high defense stats) Appearance: A blue-skinned female figure with large breasts and blue hair. Weak to Bug, Ghost, and Dark.

Entry: A Wifemin will remain loyal to its trainer until the end, no matter what happens between them.

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  • Hofucno (The Obnoxious Pokemon) #343 Water/Flying type Ability: Shadow Tag (Prevents the opposing Pokemon from fleeing) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Name Origin: Hoenn+Fuck No Ht: 1’04” Wt: 4.0 lbs Doesn’t evolve, however it’s the counterpart to Motherfuck Stats: HP: 50 Attack: 40 Defense: 95 Sp. At: 90 Sp. Def: 110 Speed: 115 Stat Total: 500 (Highest Special Defense of all non-legendary Flying-Type Pokemon). Appearance: A yellow fusion of Horsea, a trumpet, Wingull, and Tentacool. Immune to Ground and Weak to Rock and Electric

Entry: They suddenly appeared when Hoenn was confirmed. They take great pride in annoying others, even if it faints in the process. (Its cry is super loud and annoying)

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