Strange Urban Dictionary Entries

Warning! This post can be extremely NSFW for some people. Read at your own risk!

Hello fellow literally fanatics! It’s time to get scandalous with a new Urban Dictionary post. I hope you guys are ready for some truly shocking entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Munter:  Noun: An ugly woman. (British Slang) That is one fat munter!
  • Kontol: Indonesian synonym for Penis.
  • Assclown: Noun: A person who doesn’t know what the hell they’re talking about.
  • Fun Bags: (Slang for a women’s breasts).
  • VPILF: Vice President I’d Like to Fuck
  • Droo: Another word for dope, weed, hash etc.
  • Pipa: A glass pipe for smoking Crystal Meth.
  • CID: Caffeine induced dump.
  • Malta Goya: A substance so terrible that its creators should be murdered, or worse, forced to drink it themselves.
  • Halitosis: When your mouth and asshole smell the same.

 

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More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another unique Hearthstone post! I really enjoyed looking at custom cards before, and I’ve decided to make a second part to it. Now, let’s have a brawl!

  • Trixie, Gem Collector Type: Legendary Rogue Minion Mana Cost: 7 Attack: 3 Health: 3 Appearance: A cool dark elf with many thievery tools. Battlecry: Draw a Common, Rare, Epic, and Legendary card. Created by Dragonicdoom

This card is absolutely insane! The amount of value you can get out of it is staggering. I also love the fact that it can be either a spell or minion that you draw. It might have to be weakened if made into a real card though.

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  • Electrobeak Owl Type: Rare Hunter Minion Tribe: Mech Mana Cost: 5 Attack: 3 Health: 3 Appearance: A robotic owl with electrifying wings. Created by DollmasterDoritos Battlecry: Silence a minion. If it was a Mech, also gain its Magnetic upgrades.

This is Ironbeak Owl on steroids, and I freaking love it! I’ve always wanted a card that can steal your opponent’s upgrades. It might need to cost more if it’s ever made into the game through.

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More Crappy Book Covers

Hello fellow book lovers! It’s time for another humorous art post. Today, we will be looking at some more bad covers. Now, let’s take a dive into the bizarre world of  hilarious cringe.

  • Angela’s Arm by Roland Allnach Release Date: October 30th, 2018 Genres: Horror and Suspense 204 Pages Small Summary: A tale about a girl with a serpent for an arm.

Ok, I actually kind of love this cover because it reminds me of one of my favorite Anime. Unfortunately, it isn’t perfect, and I can see a lot of room for improvement. First of all, the hand has six fingers, which means that the owner isn’t human. Second, the book’s title is written in the standard “blood red” text to emphasize that it’s scary and edgy.  Lastly, the background looks photoshopped.

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  • Civil War II: The Battle for the Future of America by E. Robert Gurr Release Date: May 3rd, 2019 295 Pages Genres: Political Thriller and Suspense Short Summary: A war pits a teacher and a hacker against each other.

This cover is the epitome of boring and wasted potential. It’s just text on a white background. It tells nothing of what happens in the book, and looks like it was pieced together in about five minutes. Also, we gotta be edgy, so there’s more of that laughable “blood red” text.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Oreon (The Good Cookie Pokemon) #243 Fairy/Dark Type Ability: Super Luck (Critical hits have a higher chance of appearing) Ht: 3’03” Wt: 59.5 lbs Appearance: Some sort of quadruped beast with an Oreo body. Gender Ratio: 87.5% Male/ 12.5% Female Base Stats: HP: 95, Attack: 60, Defense: 65, Sp.Atk: 130, Sp. Def: 65, Speed: 110 Base Stat Total 525 (Highest Base Special Attack Stats of all non-legendary Fairy and Dark types) Immune to Dragon and Psychic and Weak to Poison, Fairy, and Steel

Entry: These Pokemon started coming out of strange yellow wings in islands and spread out due to humans.

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  • Oburonyxo (The Monarch Pokemon) #157 Rock/Fairy Type Ability: Solid Rock (Powers down Super Effective Moves) Evolves from Sylvuin at Level 36 and the final form of Faerlock Appearance: A fearsome purple serpent coming out of a rock. Gender Ratio: 87.5 Male/ 12.5% Female Ht: 7’10” Wt: 417.8 lbs Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 70, Defense: 100, Sp. Atk: 90, Sp. Def: 125, Speed: 60 Base Stat Total 525 ( Highest base Special Defense of all Rock and Fairy Types) Immune to Dragon and Weak to Ground,Grass, Water, and Steel (4x weak)

Entry: Fairy Pokemon idolize them for their gallant nature. Their magic is strong enough to demolish a tank. 

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Asher’s Art Gallery (Every Other Monday)

Hello fellow art lovers! It’s Monday, and my Gallery is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some extraordinary works. Now, have fun exploring my Gallery!

  • Penelope’s Tapestry by Rene Magritte 1943 Gouache on paper 

This is an absolutely beautiful work by “Belgian Surrealist”, Magritte. It takes a unique turn from pure Surrealism, and adds Realism to the mix. It’s an outdoor piece with a misty sky and old fashioned houses. We also get a brilliant blend of snowy blue and green grass. The center of the piece houses a snowy tree, and it blends extremely well with the grass. Near the right side of the work, we see another tree, however, this one is green and planted in rich grass. Tell me what you think of this piece in the comments’ section below.

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Asher’s Cult Film Watchlist Part 2

Hello fellow Cult Film Fans! It’s time for another film-based post! A couple of months ago, I discussed some Cult Films that I would like to see. I had a ton of fun doing that post, so I decided to make a second part to it. I’d love to hear some suggestions from you guys, so be sure to leave some in the comments’ section below. Now, let’s begin!

  • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension Release Date: August 10th 1984 Rated: PG Runtime: 1h 43 min Genres: Comedy, Adventure, Romance Directed by: W.D. Richter Written by: Earl Mac Rauch Produced by: Sidney Beckerman Starring: John Lithgow, Peter Weller, Christopher Lloyd, Ellen Barkin, and Jeff Goldblum  

Short Summary: This film, aside from its incredibly long name, is a pure 80’s Sci-Fi satire. The movies tells the story of Buckaroo Banzai (Peter Weller), a mad scientist/Neurosurgeon/Rock Star and his equally unique teammates. When an alien race from the 8th Dimension threatens to conquer Earth, Banzai and his friends must suit up for battle in order to save the world from total destruction. The script is chalk full of hilarious dialogue and unpredictability. This alone makes this film right up my alley. Also, it has an all star cast, and it’s always enjoyable to see Goldblum chew the scenery. I will definitely seek this movie out if I can find it. 

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  • Pan’s Labyrinth Release Date: January 19th, 2007 (In USA) (2006) internationally Rated: R for language and graphic violence. Genres: War, Drama, Fantasy Directed/Written by: Guillermo del Toro  Starring: Sergi Lopez, Ivana Baquero, Maribel Verdu, and Doug Jones Runtime: 1h 58 min Language: Spanish  

Short Summary: Pan’s Labyrinth is a terrifying and beautiful film by one of the godfathers of Horror, Guillermo del Toro. The film takes place in Spain during World War II and tells the story of Ophelia (Baquero), a young girl who lives in the midst of the battle with her pregnant Mother and ruthless Stepfather. Ophelia loves fairy tales, and runs into a fairy, and this is where her adventure begins. The creatures believe her to be a princess, and have information about her estranged Father. She’s asked to complete three horrific tasks, and if she even fails one, she’ll never see her Father again. This film immediately intrigued me upon seeing some of the grotesquely beautiful characters. I have yet to watch a del Toro film, and I believe that this one might be my gateway drug into his incredibly unique stories. Expect a HUGE review after I see this film.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Maripyro (The Cheese Bug Pokemon) #318 Bug/Fire Type Possible Abilities: Gooey (Lowers Speed on contact) or Magic Guard (Prevents indirect damage) Ht: 10’06” Wt: 202.8 lbs Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A moth made out of Doritos. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 125, Defense: 75, Sp.Atk: 75, Sp.Def: 90, Speed: 95 Stat Total: 540 (Very high Attack and pretty good Speed) Evolves from  Fuermiga at Level 40 Weak to Flying, Water, and 4X weak to Rock.

Entry: Female Maripyro are twice as big as their male counterpart and can cut an Indian Elephant in half with their mouth.

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  • Derpato (The Confused Pokemon) #238 Ground Type Gender Ratio: 50/50 Appearance: A very confused potato. Ability: Oblivious (Prevents infatuation) Ht: 1’00 Wt: 2.6 lbs Base Stats: HP: 68, Attack: 52, Defense: 50, Sp.Atk: 45, Sp.Def: 40, Speed: 20 (Ok stats for a 1st evolution) Evolves into Retater at Level 40 and Potarded at Level 60 Its cry is Duuurrr. Immune to Electric and weak to Water, Grass, and Ice.

Entry: Derpato take one hour to concentrate their inner energy to attack, then must take two hours to rest.

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