Carlson Mondays (Every Other Monday)

Hello fellow art lovers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more trippy works. Now, let’s begin!

  • India Love 98 by Larry Carlson 1998 

This is a very old work by “Master Surrealist”, Larry Carlson. It’s an extremely gorgeous piece that focuses on exotic beauty and trippy patterns. The main focus of the work is the beautiful Indian woman that is in the center. She has a very calm expression, and her body is made out of various people. She’s surrounded by a trippy network of colorful spirals and shapes.

india love 98

 

  • Untitled by Larry Carlson May 22 2017 

This is an absolutely incredibly work by “Computer Guru”, Larry Carlson. It’s a rainbow-patterned outdoor piece that has some optical trickery. The forest is covered in a prismatic shine, and there’s a tiger hidden within the trees. The shine really gives the piece a glassy effect, and is guaranteed to impress any glassblower.

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Crazy Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Art (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more strange card art. Now, let’s duel!

  • Twin Long Rods 2 Type: Aqua Attribute: Water 3 Stars Atk: 850 Def: 700 Normal

Aside from the name sounding like a penis, this creature is just strange! It has an extremely odd body, and an absolutely terrifying face. Its eyes are popping out of its head and it has a horrifying expression that shows all of its teeth. The body almost resembles a dildo, and the veiny purple coloring doesn’t help at all!

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  • Doom Donuts Type: Fiend/Dark Flip Effect Atk:0 Def: 0 1 star

I guess pastries are evil now?! This monster actually looks kind of cool, however its effect is questionable. What we have is a yellow, demonic looking donut with sharp teeth and bright red eyes. It can kill every monster with 0 attack and defense if its flipped up. This absolutely destroys cubic monsters, and all of those annoying XYZ creatures. Although the card is quite useful, it’s still just a living pastry! 

doom donuts

Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more crazy Pokedex entries. Now, let’s see what Fochun and Ebin have to offer us!

  •  Warudio (The World Pokemon) #282 Dark/Fighting Type Gender: Male or Female Ability: Regenerator  Ht: 6’03” Wt: 231.5 lbs (Based off of the main antagonist of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, a super strong vampire named Dio Brando and his stand, The World.) The final evolution of Diobat. Evolves when exposed to a Moon Stone

Description: A yellow, vampire bat-like creature with red eyes and spiky hair.

Dex Entry: Warudio was the power to stop time for short periods, making the opponent useless. (Its cry is WRYYY! The sound effect Dio makes when he stops time and smashes his opponent with a steamroller).  

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  • Saudoge (The Doge Pokemon) #257 Fire/Flying Type Ability: Blaze Gender: Male or Female Ht: 10’06” Wt: 286.8 lbs The final form of Hodtog. Evolves from Wienebark at level 38 (Based off of the old Doge meme and a flaming Chinese dragon).

Description: A red, fiery hotdog and dragon hybrid.

Dex Entry: While flying through the sky, Saudoge is often confused for a dragon.

saudoge

 

  • Senketula (The Scissors Pokemon) #298 Bug/Dark Type Ability: Hyper Cutter or Intimidate Gender: Male or Female Ht: 3’11” Wt: 66.1 lbs Evolves from Araketsu at level 21 (Based off of the main character’s weapon in Kill La Kill)

Description: An incredibly cool spider-like creature with large fangs, strange eyes, and a black body.

Dex Entry: Araketsu take this form when their blood boils way too much. Although Senketula are considered monsters, they never lose their way. (It’s cry is Don’t Lose Your Way! This is a reference to Kill La Kill’s opening song).

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Carlson Mondays (Every Other Monday)

Hello fellow art lovers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to dive into Carlson’s world. Now, let’s get started!

  • Dream Tree by Larry Carlson  archival pigment print on paper

This is an incredible piece by “Computer Guru”, Larry Carlson. It’s an outdoor scene with a beige-colored sky. The tree is gorgeous and multicolored with an aura that looks like it’s split in three. It’s very similar to an optical illusion, and is a feast to the eyes.  Tell me what you think of this piece in the comments’ section below.

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  • Jeezum Crow Crawlies by Larry Carlson pigment print on metallic paper

This is a very unique work by “Master Surrealist”, Larry Carlson. It’s a fascinating blend of fantastical realism and mind-blowing surrealism. The various orbs placed in the work remind me of opals, and we also get some interesting looking trees. I especially love the strange jellyfish creature that’s positioned on a strange statue. Tell me what you think of this piece in the comments’ section below.

Jeezum

More Bizarre Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Art (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more strange card art. Now, it’s time to duel!

  • Soitsu 4 stars Type: Fairy Attribute: Wind  ATK: 0 DEF: 0 Normal Monster

I never was a big fan of these “paper airplane monsters.” They’re a pain to summon, and they only provide a large attack boost to those in their archetype.  All of these creatures are missing eyes and are completely useless alone. Soitsu is a green colored, nude humanoid with a pronounced butt. He’s also flexing both of his arms. 

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  • Tongyo Normal Type: Water/Fish 4 Stars ATK: 1350 DEF: 800

UGH! What the hell is this abomination?! It appears to be some kind of fish with an extra long tongue. It has sharp, blue teeth and eyes that are bulging and crossed. I guess this is what happens when you give a fish cocaine!

tongyo   

 

Strange and Awesome Comic Book Characters (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more weird and wacky characters. Now, grab your favorite Graphic Novel, and let’s begin!

  • Count Vertigo Real Name: Warren Zytle  Status: Villain  Creator: DC First Appeared: Green Arrow Vol. 5 #22 (September 2013) Powers/Weapons: Cybernetic brain augmentations  that can produce disruption of equilibrium  and even death by inducing cerebral hemorrhages.

Warren was a frail child that was often ridiculed by his drug-addicted, prostitute mother. He was eventually sold to the Crius Mental Health and Research Hospital. He was experimented on by the delusional scientists, and put under the care of the icy Doctor Witchell. He had his brain modified by electronics, which eventually gave him his powers. He then slaughtered his supervisors, and became the monarch of his country. He continues to be a thorn in Green Arrow’s side.

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Now for one of my favorite superheroes!

  • Plastic Man Real Name: Patrick Edward “Eel”  O’Brian Status: Hero First Appeared: Police Comics #1 (August 1941) Creator: DC Powers/Abilities: Completely malleable body; flexible skeleton; movable internal organs; extreme contortionist; shape-changing.

Eel used to be a prolific criminal who would always elude the cops. This all changed the day he was betrayed by his lackeys. During a chemical factory heist, Eel was shot and doused in a strange acidic solution. This allowed him to stretch his body into any shape imaginable. He wanted to make up for his crimes, and became the highly eccentric Plastic Man. I adore his costume, which is a bright red jumpsuit with a pair of groovy shades.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Poked Entries (Every Other Monday)

Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to return to Fochun to see some more absurd Pokemon. Now, let’s begin!

  • Dedwheat The Zombie Pokemon (Based off of extremely moldy bread) Grass/Poison type Genderless Height: 4’11” Weight: 19.8 lbs Final evolution of Fresrye

Description: A zombified loaf of bread with red and green mushrooms growing out of its body.

Entry: Its corpse waits for the right day to be eaten. It spends its time infecting other Fresrye with lethal spores.  

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  • Blobbos The Blob Pokemon (Based off of the slimes from Dragon Quest) Ice/Rock type Genderless Height: 1’04” Weight: 12.6 lbs

Description: A blue blob with a surprised face and a pink tail.

Entry: People who live near mountains say that you can hear Blobbos’ cries at night, as they try to train hitting rocks. (It’s cry is its name) (It also has some of the lowest stats of any Pokemon)

blobbos

  • Biteki The Aesthetic Pokemon (Based of off Floral Shoppe and the psychic trainer from Red and Blue) Ice/Psychic type Genderless Height: 4’03” Weight: 55.6 lbs 

Description: A light blue bust with the face of a psychic trainer and a checkered design pattern.

Entry: It suddenly appeared several years ago and its origins are unknown. Looking at it makes you feel nostalgic for some reason…  (Its cry is the first few bars of Macintosh Plus’ most popular Vaporwave track)

 

biteki