Asher’s Art Gallery

Hello fellow art lovers! My Gallery has recently gotten some new pieces! I hope you guys are ready for some amazing works. Now, have fun exploring my Gallery!

  • Return of the Bird Tribe by Larry Carlson (May 26th, 2020) 

This is an amazing work by “Master Surrealist”, Larry Carlson. It’s an outdoor piece that’s covered in an explosion of colors. The titular “bird tribe” appears to be strange, human-face creatures with literal toucans for wings. There’s also some kaleidoscopic animals in the background, and multiple Jesus’ sitting on blue couches. The vivid sky is filled with amazing fractals and abstract patterns which pull the viewer into its masterwork. I absolutely adore this piece, and would love to know what you think of it in the comment’s section below.

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More Awesome TV Tropes

Hello fellow Pop Culture Enthusiasts! It’s time for another tropes post! I hope you guys  ready for some awesome trivia. Now, let’s begin!

  • Skyward Scream: This is one of the most common tropes used in almost every form of media. It deals with a character that screams loud enough to reach the heavens. It can be used to display anguish, rage, sadness, or pain. Some examples include; Von Karma’s mental breakdown in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. Upon being bested by the titular attorney, he yells out in rage, much to the shock of the jury. Next, there’s  Zero’s reaction to a prominent character’s death in Mega Man X4. He yells WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR!! Unfortunately this is horribly voice acted, and more comes off as a comedy scene instead of something tragic. Lastly, there’s Spongebob’s rage in the episode, Your Shoe’s Untied. He screams to the heavens DOESN’T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOOOOOTTTTTTT?!?!

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  • Sickly Green Glow: This is a common trope that used in many forms of media. It deals with the evil glow of green objects. They can range from hazardous waste, to acid. Some examples include; Dr. Faust VII ‘s yellowish-green mana. This creepy doctor has this magic surrounding him whenever he summons his spirit. Next, there’s the killing curse from Harry Potter. Avada Kedavra causes a bright green beam to shoot out of a wand, killing anyone it hits. Lastly, there’s Rugal’s attacks  from the King of Fighters series. This immensely powerful villain usually has evil green energy surrounding him when he uses his attacks. 

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More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! I’m back from my week long vacation! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly brawl!

  • C’Thrax Manipulator of Form by NullStalker Type: Shaman Legendary Minion Appearance: A gigantic mindflayer-like creature with a super buff body. Mana Cost: 7 Attack: 7 Health: 5 Effect: Battlecry: Transform all minions in your hand and deck into ones that cost (3) more. They cost (3) less.

Here we have the boss minion of Evolve Shaman that we all wanted! Its cost is quite fair, and its effect is truly gamebreaking. The randomness factor of transformation is always a plus to me, and this card makes it a very powerful utility. With it, you can potentially get some incredibly strong minions for a much lower cost. Excellent job NullStalker!

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  • Kronk Goodeetz by Gothe Type: Warrior Legendary Minion Appearance: A pissed off Orc chef. Mana Cost: 4 Attack: 2 Health: 3 Effect: Battlecry: Equip a 2/3 Spoon that lets you cook soup.

Here we have one of the most unique custom cards I’ve ever seen! The name is obviously a reference to Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove, and I love that. His effect equips you with a special weapon that allows you to “Discover” ingredients for a soup. The ingredients range from increased stats, to even changing tribes. This could be awesome in a food-themed expansion, and I would love to see it become a real card.

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More Awesome TV Tropes

Hello fellow Pop Culture Enthusiasts! It’s time for another tropes post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome trivia. Now, let’s begin!

  • HP to 1: This is a ridiculously common trope that’s used in many video games. It deals with an  attack that instead of wiping your party out, reduces their HP to 1. Some examples include; Hunter’s Mark from Hearthstone. This powerful spell reduces a single minion’s HP to 1. Next, there’s Necron’s “Blue Shockwave  attack from Final Fantasy IX. Lastly, there’s the Undershirt program from the Battle Network series. This allows Mega Man to survive a lethal hit with 1 HP.

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  • Undignified Death: This is a very popular trope that is used in many forms of media. It deals with a character’s usually hilarious demise. Some examples include; The Russian’s end from The Punisher comics. This incredibly powerful solider gives Frank Castle a very hard time in his appearances. He finally dies when he’s suffocated under Castle’s blimp of a neighbor, Mr. Bumpo. Next, there’s Celes’ death in Danganrompa Trigger Happy Havoc. While being burned at the stake, Monokuma literally runs her over with a Firetruck. Lastly, there’s dying of Dysentery in Oregon Trail.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

NSFW CONTENT AHEAD!!!!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Pokemon post! I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Seamapan (The Obsession Pokemon) #050 Water/Normal Type Possible Abilities: Cute Charm (Possible infatuation on direct contact), Huge Power (Doubles the Attack stat), or Thick Fat (Halves the damage taken by Fire and Ice Moves) Appearance: A literal aquatic pair of female underwear with legs. Ht: 2’00” Wt: 19.8 lbs Gender Ratio: 12.5% male to 87.5% female Base Stats: HP: 51, Attack: 31, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 60, Sp. Def: 81, Speed: 106 Stat Total: 399 (Decent Speed and Special Defense) Doesn’t Evolve Immune to Ghost and Weak to Electric, Grass, and Fighting

Entry: Seamapan are often caught for their scales. Its body pattern often causes arousal in humans.

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  • Ruselamp (The Electrolamp Pokemon) #290 Psychic/Electric type Possible Abilities: Illuminate (Increases wild Pokemon rate by 100%) or Synchronize (Passes on status problems to the enemy) Evolves from Egylamp when exposed to a Thunder Stone Appearance: A lamp-like creature with a big smile and jumper cable hands. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 4’11” Wt: 158.7 lbs Base Stats: HP: 70, Attack: 65, Defense: 85, Sp. Atk: 125, Sp. Def: 90 Speed: 90 Base Stat Total: 525 (Extremely good Special Attack) Weak to: Bug, Ground, Ghost, and Dark.

Entry: Ruselamp can attack with powerful jolts using their jumper cable hands.

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Asher’s Art Gallery

Hello fellow art lovers! It’s time for another art post! I hope you guys are ready for some amazing works. Now, have fun exploring my gallery!

  • Siren Head by Trevor Henderson Sometime in 2018  Genres: Horror, Visceral, Unsettling 

Siren Head is a disturbing and awesome creation that was made by immensely talented artist and animator, Trevor Henderson. He appears to be a massive monster with 2 sirens for a face. The sirens have extremely sharp teeth, and can broadcast fake emergency alerts. His body is very mummy-like and has disproportional arms as well as black wires around his neck. I love the disturbing quality of this creature, and the size is also quite off-putting. People have been describing this figure as a lost SCP creation, and I’m totally on board with that. An absolutely incredible work, and I highly recommend checking out the game and artist.

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  • The Celestial Crescent Moon Machinery by Larry Carlson Archival pigment print on paper

This is an awesome work by “Master Surrealist”, Larry Carlson. It is an outdoor piece that seems to take place in another world. The sky is covered with psychedelic stars and wonderful multicolored lights. The center of the piece houses a strange alien Farris wheel of some sort with crescent moons as the carts. There is also 2 eyes with realistic pupils. The bottom of the work has multiple faces that resemble flying saucers and there is some bizarre figures on either side. Tell me what you think of this work in the comments’ section below.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

NSFW Content Ahead!!!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another bunch of crazy entries. I hope you guys are ready for some ridiculous creatures. Now, let’s begin!

  • Regirode (The Fragmented Pokemon) #245 Rock/Ghost Type Ability: Cursed Body (30% Chance of Disabling an opponent’s move on contact) Ht: 5’03” Wt: 327.2 lbs Genderless Doesn’t Evolve Appearance: Regirock wearing away into a clump of dirt. Base Stats: HP: 80, Attack: 50, Defense: 75, Sp. Atk: 125, Sp. Def: 150, Speed: 100 Base Stat Total: 580 (Very good Sp. Atk and Sp. Def) Immune to Normal and Fighting and Weak to Steel, Water, Ground, Ghost, Grass, and Dark.

Entry: No matter how hard it tries to repair itself using various stones to become whole again, it cannot stay together.

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  • Moostatic (The Lightbulb Pokemon) #073 Electric Type Possible Abilities: Static (30% chance of paralyzing an opponent upon contact) or Lightning Rod (Single target Electrical moves only target this Pokemon) Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 2’00” Wt: 43.0 lbs Evolves into Mooshock at Level 28 Base Stats: HP: 70, Attack: 60, Defense: 40, Sp. Atk: 50, Sp. Def: 40, Speed: 50 Base Stat Total: 310 (Pretty balanced stats all around) Appearance: A cow with lightbulbs for horns. Weak to Ground

Entry: Moostatic illuminate fields at night, while running freely. Drinking its milk will make your spit sparkly.

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