More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone Post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly Brawl!

  • Forest Ritualist by TheArcanist Type: Druid Rare Minion Appearance: A troll with pulsing green magic. Mana Cost: 6 Attack: 6 Health: 3 Effect: Deathrattle: Summon three different 2/2 Treants. 

This is a very unique card that works with the Druid archetype quite well. Treant Druid, albeit slow, can be a major force to be reckoned with. If you combine this card with the new Druid Legendary, the opponent will surrender in no time. It also has a ton of synergies with other Druid cards.

 

  • Zhast of the Nether by Mega-Pixel Type: Warlock Legendary Minion Tribe: Demon Appearance: A grey multi-eyed monstrosity with many legs and sharp teeth. Mana Cost: 6 Attack: 6 Health: 6 (666, I see what you did there)! Effect: Battlecry: If you control 5 different Imps, destroy 2 of them to summon a Nether Portal. 

This menacing-looking creature fits right at home with the Warlock archetype. Imps run rampant in Warlock decks, and this could start an amazing meta-defining series of decks. 

Asher’s Art Gallery

Hello fellow Art Lovers. It’s time for another art post. I hope you guys are ready for some awesome paintings. Now, have fun exploring my gallery!

  • Paradoxs of the Witching Portal by Larry Carlson Archival Pigment Print on paper

This is a beautiful work by “Master Surrealist”, Larry Carlson. It’s an outdoor piece that seems to be made near the brightest part of the day. This can be shown by the gorgeous blue sky and partial clouds. There’s also two female figures on either side of the piece. Unlike normal people, these figures don’t have any facial features, and are instead replaced by cosmic rifts in the space-time continuum. Overall, an absolutely fantastic piece.

 

  • Medijate Vibrate by Larry Carlson Pigment Print on Paper

This is an extremely trippy work by “Computer Guru” Larry Carlson. Unlike a lot of his other pieces, this one only incorporates black and white. Fortunately, this doesn’t make it any less awesome, and the way both colors works is quite admirable. The whole piece is drawn like an optical illusion that moves when your eyes move. I also love the hidden face in the center of the painting.

More Delicious Foods From Around The World

Hello fellow food lovers! It’s time for another delicious post. I hope you guys are ready for some amazing foods. Now, let’s dig in!

  • Gizzada is a spicy dish that comes from Jamaica. It’s a pastry that’s filled with a spiced coconut and sold as a dessert.

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  • Laddu is a sweet confectionary that comes from India. It’s made with ghee, flour, fat, chopped raisins, and walnuts.

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Sand Dance Cocktail 

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz blended whiskey
  • 1/2 oz cherry brandy
  • 2 oz cranberry juice

Directions: Pour whiskey, brandy, cranberry juice into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.

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  • Liquid Coma Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz dark rum
  • 1/2 oz dark creme de cacao 
  • 1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur 

Directions:  Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass.

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Yokai Wednesdays

Konbanwa everyone! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more fascinating Yokai. Now, let’s go on a journey to the “Land of the Rising Sun”!

  • Itsuki are highly dangerous creatures of Japanese folklore. They’re depicted as blue ghosts with ugly faces and dark hair. Itsuki are the ghosts of people that have committed suicide by hanging. They like to haunt people, and can easily drive them to suicide.

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  • Shikome are ominous beings of Japanese mythology. They’re depicted as ugly women with blackened teeth, sagging breasts, and beast-like features. They spend their time trying to make themselves beautiful, but it’s usually useless. Shikome are also quite dangerous, and have tremendous leaping abilities.

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More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guys are ready for some amazing custom cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a friendly brawl!

  • Distracted Whelp by Generalbun Type: Hunter Rare Minion Tribe: Dragon Appearance: A tiny purple whelp chasing a butterfly. Mana Cost: 2 Attack: 3 Health: 2 Effect: 50% chance to summon a 1/1 Shimmerfly instead of attacking.

Since the newest expansion is all about dragons, this card would work wonders in it. Now that Dragon Hunter is a viable deck, this card could provide a nearly endless amount of spells to help support it. Also, Discovering this card amongst other powerful dragons can really this card as well.

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  • Magic Toad by Cardmaker1 Type: Shaman Epic Minion Appearance: A toad with a pissed-off look on its face and a luminous green body. Tribe: Beast Mana Cost: 6 Attack: 3 Health: 2 Effect: Battlecry: Transform an enemy minion into a 0/1 Frog with Taunt.

This card is guaranteed to anger your opponent in the best way possible. Having a card that is essentially Hex with a body. The cost is perfectly balanced as well, and could definitely see play in the current meta.

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More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries

NSFW Content Ahead!

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s time for another Pokedex post. I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Cthullord (The Dark Lord Pokemon) #337 Water/Rock Type Possible Abilities: Regenerator (Restores 1/4 HP when switching out) or Shell Armor (Blocks Critical Hits) Evolves from Randomix when exposed to a Water Stone. Appearance: A blue Cthulhu with a hardened shell. Ht: 6’11” Wt: 500 lbs Gender Ratio: 75% Male: 25% Female Base Stats: HP: 110, Attack: 116, Defense: 90, Sp. Atk: 95, Sp. Def: 70, Speed: 55  Base Stat Total: 536 (Extremely high attack) Weak to Fighting, Ground, Electric, and 4x weak to Grass.

Entry: Cthullord sleeps deep underneath the sea, cults that worship it as a god try to  revive it with dark magic.

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  • Inbitween (The Pony Pokemon) #125 Fairy Type Possible Abilities: Moody (Raises one stat and lowers the other at the end of each turn) or Serene Grace (Doubles the chance of a move having an additional effect) Appearance: A possibly gay unicorn with pride glasses. Evolves into Geigh at level 40 and Dragking when exposed to a Sun Stone. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Ht: 1’04” Wt: 44.1 lbs Base Stats: HP: 50, Attack: 55, Defense: 55, Sp. Atk: 65, Sp. Def: 60, Speed: 70 Base Stat Total: 355 (Extremely balanced stats all around) Immune to Dragon and Weak to Poison and Steel.

Entry: This Pokemon follows men as if they were hypnotized.  If its horn breaks, it will grow back when they get excited.

 

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More Delicious Foods From Around The World

Hello fellow food lovers! It’s time for another food post! I hope you guys are ready for some delicious meals. Now, let’s dig in!

  • Gado-gado is a savory dish that comes from Indonesia. It’s made with steamed vegetables, hard boiled eggs, fried tofu, peanut sauce dressing, and tempeh. a

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  • Vichyssoise is a cold dish that comes from France. It’s a special soup that’s made with boiled and pureed leeks, chicken stock, onion, and potatoes.

vichy

Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Satin Rouge Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 oz Bacardi® orange rum
  • 1/2 oz Bacardi® Tropico rum
  • 1/4 oz cherry juice
  • 1/2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 twist lemon peel

Directions: Serve in a chilled cocktail glass Garnish with a twist of a lemon.

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  • Tampico Cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 oz Cointreau® orange liqueur 
  • 1 1/2 oz Campari® bitters
  • 1 oz lemon juice
  • fill with tonic water

Directions: Pour into glass and fill with tonic water. Garnish with an orange slice or peel.

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Even More Awesome Stands

SPOILER ALERT!!! CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM ALL PARTS OF JOJO. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Hello fellow Jojo fans! It’s time for us to take a look at some more awesome stands. I hope you guys are ready for truly crazy abilities. Now, let’s strike a pose, and have a great time!

  • Purple Haze Stand User: Pannacotta Fugo (Part 5 Golden Wind) Type: Close-Range Appearance: A humanoid creature with a purple body, stitched lips, diamond patterns, a roman helmet, and transparent visor. First Appearance: Golden Wind Chapter 12  Personality: This stand is emotionally unstable, and will often lash out with violence without a seconds notice. Ability: Killer Infection: The stand houses a deadly flesh-eating virus in the 3 bulbs on each hand. The bulbs break upon impact, and the virus will surround its body. Those infected by the disease will turn into organic goo in 30 seconds. This also rots the person’s body from the inside out. The user isn’t immune to this effect, and must be extremely careful when using it. The range of the virus is shortened when exposed to light.

Purple Haze is an extremely dangerous stand that has only been used once in the series. Due to its incredibly lethal ability, Fugo only uses it as a last resort, and the effects are horrific. 

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  • Pearl Jam: Stand User: Tonio Trussardi (Part 4 Diamond is Unbreakable) Appearance: A fusion of a pearl onion and a tomato with a small body and sharp teeth. Ability: Curative Cooking: The Italian chef uses this stand to cure all kinds of ailments when incorporated into various meals. First Appeared: Diamond is Unbreakable Chapter 10 Let’s Go Eat Some Italian Food. 

In my opinion, this is one of the coolest stands in the entire series. I love anything that has to do with great food, and the episode where this is first introduced still makes me smile to this day. Watch the episode, and you won’t be sorry!

pearl jam