More Delicious Foods From Around The World (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow food lovers! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some delicious foods. Now, let’s dig in!

• Smulpaj is a dessert that comes from Sweden. It’s a unique type of pie that has various fruits and no pastry shell. 

 

• Tarte Tain is a signature dish of the French hotel, Tatin. It’s made with apples which are caramelized in butter and sugar.

Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

• Oki Sun Cocktail 

Ingredients

• 1 1/2 oz vodka
• 4 oz orange soda
• 12 oz mint chocolate chip ice cream

Directions: Blend ingredients into a bar blender until frothy. Serve.

 

• Pacifist Cocktail

Ingredients 

• 1 3/4 oz brandy
• 1 3/4 oz light rum
• 1/4 lemon juice
• 2 tsp raspberry syrup.

Directions: Shake ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass.

More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a brawl!

• Fire and Forgive by SgtGoat Type: Paladin Rare Spell Appearance: A mage getting blasted with holy fire. Mana Cost: 8 Effect: Deal 8 damage to all minions. Give the survivors +4/+4.

Another wonderful high-risk high-reward card that I could see being played in a Buff-Paladin deck. The cost is pretty high with 8 damage, but if you can survive, you’ll become extremely powerful.

• Pyramad by ?? Type: Shaman Legendary Minion Tribe: Elemental Appearance: A very cool looking golem. Mana Cost: 6  Attack: 5 Health: 5 Battlecry: Transform your Totems into 0/5 Desert Obelisks.

This card has wonderful swarming synergies, and could finally make the Desert Obelisks playable. The obelisks deal five damage to a random enemy and the end of your turn. However, this effect only occurs when three of them are on the field. With this card, and the multiple totems in the Shaman’s repertoire, pulling this off is quite an easy feat.

More Crazy Urban Dictionary Entries

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Hello fellow wordsmiths! It’s time from another Urban Dictionary post. I hope you guys are ready for some crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

• Miso: Acronym (My Internet Shut Off)
• Ora: Onomatopoeia for punching someone with great vigor. (Yes, it’s a mother fucking Jojo reference!)
• 101: Introduction, basics.
• Nob: British slang for penis.
• Sancho: Spanish for “the other man”.

More Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

• Boarnograf (The Corruption Pokemon) #384 Dark/Ground Type Ability: Guts (Increases Attack by 50% if inflicted with a status condition) Genderless Appearance: A fearsome-looking beast that resembles a giant, red boar. Doesn’t evolve. Is the Legendary counterpart of Griffawork. Ht: 11’6” Wt: 1000.9 lbs Base Stats: HP: 130, Attack: 160, Defense: 125, Sp. Atk: 85, Sp. Def: 95, Speed: 105 Base Stat Total: 700 (Insanely good stats. The highest base stats of all Ground and Dark Types. Also, it has the highest Attack stat of all Pokemon). Immune to Psychic and Electric. Weak to Fairy, Ice, Grass, Bug, Fighting, and Water.

Entry: A champion of an ancient civilization, it conquered many rival nations until it imploded from its own corruption.

 

• Praunch (The Prawn Pokemon) #099 Water/Fighting Type Possible Abilities: Swift Swim (Speed is doubled in the rain) or Technician (Boosts 60 power or less moves by 50%) Evolves into Karawn at Level 23 and Mabster at Level 40 Appearance: A prawn with a fist for a tail. Gender Ratio: 50/50 Base Stats: HP: 30, Attack: 70, Defense: 70, Sp. Atk: 40, Sp. Def: 25, Speed: 60 Base Stat Total: 295 (Not bad Attack and Defense Stats) Ht: 1’04” Wt: 4.4 lbs Weak to Flying, Grass, Electric, Fairy, and Psychic.

Entry: Praunch usually dives to the seafloor where it can break rock formations with its tail to find food.

More Awesome Custom Hearthstone Cards

Hello fellow Tavern Dwellers! It’s time for another Hearthstone post! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome cards. Now, let’s have ourselves a brawl!

• Honeyshaker by Lucious Type: Druid Minion Rarity: Epic Mana Cost: 3 Attack: 0 Health: 7 Appearance: A fearsome looking bee cyborg filled with honey. Effect: At the end of each turn summon a 1/1 bee to attack a random enemy.

This is an incredibly unique card that really works with the Druid class. Beees! was a very good card in the most recent expansion, and this works as minor version of that spell. It also has very even stats, making it quite playable in this meta. Great job Lucious!

 

• Smolderon, the Infernal by DragonicDoom Type: Shaman Minion Rarity: Legendary Tribe: Elemental Mana Cost: 10 Attack: 2 Health: 4 Appearance: An ultra cool skeletal infernal. Effect: Battlecry: Cast Meteor. Deathrattle: Cast Volcano.

This minion packs a serious punch! Not only is its Battlecry target 3 creatures, but its Deathrattle is literally a board clear. The heavy mana cost is definitely needed, as the effects alone are incredibly potent. 

Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

• Banana Twist Cocktail

Ingredients

• 2 oz Captain Morgan® coconut rum
• 2 oz banana liqueur
• 4 oz pineapple juice
• 1-2 cups crushed ice

Directions: Crush ice in blender. Mix alcohol in glass. Add ice, then fill with pineapple juice.

 

• Vesper Cocktail

Ingredients 

• 3 oz Gordon’s® gin
• 1 oz vodka
• 1/2 oz Kina® Lillet Blanc wine

Directions: Shake well until ice cold, strain into a deep champagne goblet. Add a thin slice of lemon-peel.