Crazy Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Monday In June)

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Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more crazy entries. Now, let’s begin!

  • Moostatic (The Lightbulb Pokemon) #073 Pure Electric Type  Possible Abilities: Static (30% chance of paralyzing on physical contact) or Lightning Rod ( Draws in electrical moves) Name Origin: Moose+Static Evolves into Mooshock at Level 28  Ht: 2’00” Wt: 43.0 lbs Gender Ratio: 50% male/ 50% female Base Stats: HP: 70, Attack: 60, Defense: 40, Sp. Atk: 50, Sp. Def: 40, Speed: 50 Stat Total: 310 (Not very good, but doesn’t have a lot of weaknesses) Appearance: A cow with  lightbulbs in its head. Weak only to Ground.

Entry: Moostatic illuminate fields at night, while running freely. Drinking its milk will make your spit sparkly.

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  • Hornititan (The Horny Pokemon) #346 Ice/Ground Type Possible Abilities: Refrigerate (Normal-type moves become Ice-type) or Filter (Weakens “Super Effective” moves) Ht: 7’10” Wt: 552.3 lbs Gender Ratio: 25% male/ 75% female Name Origin: Horny+titan. The final form of Hornigiri and evolves from Hornicier at Level 43   Base Stats: HP: 90, Attack: 115, Defense: 130, Sp. Atk: 45, Sp. Def: 100, Speed: 55 Stat Total: 535 (Highest base Defense of all Ice and Ground types) Appearance: A snowman-like creature with heavy armor and a perverted face. Weak to Fighting, Steel, Water, Fire, and Grass. Immune to Electric.

Entry: It releases pheromones to attract enemies for violent orgies. They’re infamous for getting down and dirty. (Its cry is an Anime chick being fucked!)

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