Even More Creepy Pokedex Entries (Every Last Tuesday of the Month)

Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Tuesday, and I have a special treat for you! Two weeks ago, I purchased the Ultra Sun and Moon Pokedex. The books keep getting bigger, and this one is no exception! This massive tome is a whopping 696 pages of everything Pokemon. As with every new game, the dex’s entries change, with some being hilarious, to others being downright terrifying. Now, let’s dive into the amazing world of Pokemon!

  • Phanpy Pokemon X Pokedex entry: As a sign of affection, it bumps with its snout. However, it is so strong, it might send you flying. (A nearly 2 foot creature can send you flying with its trunk? Jesus!) (It’s still cute as hell though!)

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  • Drampa Pokemon Ultra Sun Pokedex Entry: If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully’s house, and BURN IT TO THE GROUND. (Some Pokemon have grudges, this one freaking commits arson!)

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Carlson Mondays (Every Other Monday)

Hello fellow art lovers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more trippy art. Now, let’s begin!

  • Untitled by Larry Carlson 2008 Digital photography

This is another fantastic work by “Master Surrealist”, Larry Carlson. It’s a wonderful blend of Realism and Surrealism. The border surrounding the piece is a magnificent purple with snowflakes in various spheres. The center of the work has a strange female figure with a very pretty dress. Her head, however is a completely different story! It appears hollow, and instead of ordinary facial features, we see an orb of faces that seemingly goes on forever. I like the strangeness of the piece, and I hope that you guys like it too.

LARRY CARLSON, digital photography, 2008.

 

  • Sacred Feminine by Larry Carlson 2009 Digital Photography 

This is an amazing piece by “Computer Guru”, Larry Carlson. It’s a rainbow explosion of colors and shapes that cause the view to go into a trance. The center of the work depicts a beautiful woman that appears to be in a state of pure jubilation. She is holding a strange female face in her arms that reminds me of a crystal ball. The rainbow streams of colors really add a magical feel to the painting. Tell me what you think of this piece in the comments’ section below.

 

More Crazy Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Art (Every Other Friday)

Hello fellow Duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more strange card art. Now, it’s time to duel!

  • Humpty Grumpty Zombie/Dark 3 Star Effect Monster Atk/1400 Def/0

WTF!! This is one incredibly ugly card! It’s pretty much a zombified Humpty Dumpty with a huge mouth, sharp teeth, wings, and a nose ring. The effect is pretty bad, due to its lack of defense. Prepare the nightmares!

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  • Dokuroyaiba Fiend/Normal Fire Attribute Atk/1000 Def/400 

I’m not going to “sugar coat” anything, this card looks freaking awesome! It’s pretty much a sentient boomerang with a skull face. There’s a lot of care put into the skull’s design, and it really looks threatening. Unfortunately, it’s measly stats make it quite hard to play in today’s meta.

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Asher’s Pub (Thursdays)

Hello fellow Cicerones! It’s Thursday, and my Pub is open once again! I hope you guys are ready for some awesome drinks. Now, let me fix you up something special!

  • Bee cocktail

Ingredients

  • 2/3 oz vodka
  • 2/3 oz banana liqueur
  • 5 oz ginger ale

Directions: Build over ice in a highball glass. Stir well and garnish with a cherry.

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  • Nikita cocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
  • 1 oz key lime liqueur
  • 1 oz pina colada mix
  • 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
  • 1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix

Directions: Fill shaker with ice and shake everything until it’s ice cold! Pour into glass.

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Yokai Wednesdays (Every Other Wednesday)

Konichiwa, everyone! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some fascinating yokai. Now, let’s go on a journey to the “Land of the Rising Sun”!

  • Hangonko is a special type of incense that’s used to bring forth spirits. It’s made from the bark of a magical tree called a hangonju. The spirits only last for a short period of time.

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  • Shokuin is an immensely powerful creature of Japanese folklore. He’s depicted as a gigantic god with the body of a red dragon and bright, yellow eyes. His own breath can change seasons, and his name translates to torch dragon.

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More Awesome Comic Book Characters (Every Other Tuesday)

Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more awesome characters. Now, let’s get started!

  • Imperiex Real Name: Unknown Status: Villain First Appeared: Superman Volume 2 (February 2000) DC Powers/Weapons: Entropy manipulation, incalculable strength and durability, black hole generation, universe destruction

Imperiex is an incredibly powerful being that’s made of pure energy. Essentially, his body can create Big Bangs. He travels the galaxy, destroying old universes and creating new ones.  He then set his sights on destroying Earth, but was stopped by a combination of heroes and villains. 

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  • Doctor Fate Real Name: Kent Nelson  Status Hero DC First Appeared: More Fun Comics #55 May 1, 1940 Powers/Abilities: Helmet of Fate bestows powers of healing and flight, intangibility, Staff of Power that fires magic blasts, invisibility, invulnerability, magnetism, telepathy, telekinesis, force field, fire manipulation, water manipulation, wind manipulation, earth manipulation, lightning manipulation

Kent was an ordinary twelve-year-old kid who visited Mesopotamia with his father. They found an old temple of the ancient Egyptian sorcerer, Nabu. Although warned by the natives to not enter the temple, Kent’s father, Sven went in anyway. He triggered a trap, and was killed by poisonous gas when entering Nabu’s tomb. Kent somehow unaffected by the gas, was transformed by Nabu into an adult man with amazing magical powers. The powers came from the Helmet of Fate. He helped found the Justice Society of America, and is good friends with the Batman.

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More Strange Pokemon Clover Pokedex Entries (Every Other Monday)

NSFW Content Ahead!

Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to go back into the crazy world of Pokemon Clover. Now, let’s continue our bizarre  journey into 4chan’s warped mind!

  • Jerkle (The Dream Pokemon) #306 Based off of the action of “Circle Jerking” (Only look up if you can stand NSFW content) Rock/Psychic type Ability: Aftermath Genderless Height: 2’04” Weight: 165.3 lbs Appearance: A group of blue blobs huddled around a phallic rock. Doesn’t evolve and is the counterpart to Faptime.

Entry: Jerkle groups always huddle near boxes, often making them gooey. Their affection toward it is proven to last a lifetime.

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  • Mirrostine (The Reflection Pokemon) #167 Based off of a possessed mirror and R.L.Stine Ghost/Steel Type Ability: Lighting Rod or Trace Gender: Male or Female Height: 3’07” Weight: 15.0 lbs Doesn’t evolve Appearance: A surprised, silver mirror with arms.

Entry: The face inside the mirror is always silently screaming. The mirror itself cannot be broken.

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  • Glassannon (The Glass Cannon Pokemon) Based off of a glass cannon;a character with low health, but high attack power. Ice/Steel Type Ability: Speed Boost or Bulletproof Gender: Male or Female Height: 6’03” Weight: 673.3 lbs Evolves from Glasshot at level 38 Appearance: A literal glass cannon.

Entry: Even though Glassannon is known as a fast, cold blooded exterminator, its glassy body is extremely fragile.

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