Hello fellow Pokemon Trainers! It’s Tuesday, and I have a special treat for you! Two weeks ago, I purchased the Ultra Sun and Moon Pokedex. The books keep getting bigger, and this one is no exception! This massive tome is a whopping 696 pages of everything Pokemon. As with every new game, the dex’s entries change, with some being hilarious, to others being downright terrifying. Now, let’s dive into the amazing world of Pokemon!
Phanpy Pokemon X Pokedex entry: As a sign of affection, it bumps with its snout. However, it is so strong, it might send you flying. (A nearly 2 foot creature can send you flying with its trunk? Jesus!) (It’s still cute as hell though!)
Drampa Pokemon Ultra Sun Pokedex Entry: If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully’s house, and BURN IT TO THE GROUND. (Some Pokemon have grudges, this one freaking commits arson!)
Hello fellow art lovers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more trippy art. Now, let’s begin!
Untitled by Larry Carlson 2008 Digital photography
This is another fantastic work by “Master Surrealist”, Larry Carlson. It’s a wonderful blend of Realism and Surrealism. The border surrounding the piece is a magnificent purple with snowflakes in various spheres. The center of the work has a strange female figure with a very pretty dress. Her head, however is a completely different story! It appears hollow, and instead of ordinary facial features, we see an orb of faces that seemingly goes on forever. I like the strangeness of the piece, and I hope that you guys like it too.
Sacred Feminine by Larry Carlson 2009 Digital Photography
This is an amazing piece by “Computer Guru”, Larry Carlson. It’s a rainbow explosion of colors and shapes that cause the view to go into a trance. The center of the work depicts a beautiful woman that appears to be in a state of pure jubilation. She is holding a strange female face in her arms that reminds me of a crystal ball. The rainbow streams of colors really add a magical feel to the painting. Tell me what you think of this piece in the comments’ section below.
Hello fellow Duelists! It’s Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more strange card art. Now, it’s time to duel!
Humpty Grumpty Zombie/Dark 3 Star Effect Monster Atk/1400 Def/0
WTF!! This is one incredibly ugly card! It’s pretty much a zombified Humpty Dumpty with a huge mouth, sharp teeth, wings, and a nose ring. The effect is pretty bad, due to its lack of defense. Prepare the nightmares!
Dokuroyaiba Fiend/Normal Fire Attribute Atk/1000 Def/400
I’m not going to “sugar coat” anything, this card looks freaking awesome! It’s pretty much a sentient boomerang with a skull face. There’s a lot of care put into the skull’s design, and it really looks threatening. Unfortunately, it’s measly stats make it quite hard to play in today’s meta.
Konichiwa, everyone! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some fascinating yokai. Now, let’s go on a journey to the “Land of the Rising Sun”!
Hangonko is a special type of incense that’s used to bring forth spirits. It’s made from the bark of a magical tree called a hangonju. The spirits only last for a short period of time.
Shokuin is an immensely powerful creature of Japanese folklore. He’s depicted as a gigantic god with the body of a red dragon and bright, yellow eyes. His own breath can change seasons, and his name translates to torch dragon.
Hello fellow comic book fans! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to take a look at some more awesome characters. Now, let’s get started!
Imperiex Real Name: Unknown Status: Villain First Appeared: Superman Volume 2 (February 2000) DC Powers/Weapons: Entropy manipulation, incalculable strength and durability, black hole generation, universe destruction
Imperiex is an incredibly powerful being that’s made of pure energy. Essentially, his body can create Big Bangs. He travels the galaxy, destroying old universes and creating new ones. He then set his sights on destroying Earth, but was stopped by a combination of heroes and villains.
Doctor Fate Real Name: Kent Nelson Status Hero DC First Appeared: More Fun Comics #55 May 1, 1940 Powers/Abilities: Helmet of Fate bestows powers of healing and flight, intangibility, Staff of Power that fires magic blasts, invisibility, invulnerability, magnetism, telepathy, telekinesis, force field, fire manipulation, water manipulation, wind manipulation, earth manipulation, lightning manipulation
Kent was an ordinary twelve-year-old kid who visited Mesopotamia with his father. They found an old temple of the ancient Egyptian sorcerer, Nabu. Although warned by the natives to not enter the temple, Kent’s father, Sven went in anyway. He triggered a trap, and was killed by poisonous gas when entering Nabu’s tomb. Kent somehow unaffected by the gas, was transformed by Nabu into an adult man with amazing magical powers. The powers came from the Helmet of Fate. He helped found the Justice Society of America, and is good friends with the Batman.
Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to go back into the crazy world of Pokemon Clover. Now, let’s continue our bizarre journey into 4chan’s warped mind!
Jerkle (The Dream Pokemon) #306 Based off of the action of “Circle Jerking” (Only look up if you can stand NSFW content) Rock/Psychic type Ability: Aftermath Genderless Height: 2’04” Weight: 165.3 lbs Appearance: A group of blue blobs huddled around a phallic rock. Doesn’t evolve and is the counterpart to Faptime.
Entry: Jerkle groups always huddle near boxes, often making them gooey. Their affection toward it is proven to last a lifetime.
Mirrostine (The Reflection Pokemon) #167 Based off of a possessed mirror and R.L.Stine Ghost/Steel Type Ability: Lighting Rod or Trace Gender: Male or Female Height: 3’07” Weight: 15.0 lbs Doesn’t evolve Appearance: A surprised, silver mirror with arms.
Entry: The face inside the mirror is always silently screaming. The mirror itself cannot be broken.
Glassannon (The Glass Cannon Pokemon) Based off of a glass cannon;a character with low health, but high attack power. Ice/Steel Type Ability: Speed Boost or Bulletproof Gender: Male or Female Height: 6’03” Weight: 673.3 lbs Evolves from Glasshot at level 38 Appearance: A literal glass cannon.
Entry: Even though Glassannon is known as a fast, cold blooded exterminator, its glassy body is extremely fragile.
Hello fellow Entomologists! It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means! Yes, its time for us to take a look at some more dangerous insects. Now, let’s begin!
Maricopa harvester ant (Pogonomyrmex maricopa) Size: The tip of your finger Pain Index: 3 Diet: Seeds Habitat: Arizona
This species of harvest ant is mainly found in Arizona. It has a bright, red body and a very potent venom. The ant species harvests seeds for consumption, and make their homes in gravel or rock-rich environments. The sting is infamous for being extremely painful, and 12 stings call kill a mouse. Schmidt describes the pain as: “A drill wedged into an ingrown toenail.” o_O! To make matters worse, the pain can last for up to four hours!
California carpenter bee (Xylocopa californica) Size: 12-25 mm Diet: Nectar Habitat: California, Mexico, Nevada, Oregon, and Utah Sting Index: 2.5
The California carpenter bee is a large, black bee with big wings, powerful mandibles, and a stinger. The females are the only ones who sting, while the males focus on pollination. Schmidt describes the pain as: “Swift, sharp, and decisive, like slamming a fingertip in a car door.”
Hello fellow art lovers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time to take a look at some more trippy works. Now, let’s begin!
India Love 98 by Larry Carlson 1998
This is a very old work by “Master Surrealist”, Larry Carlson. It’s an extremely gorgeous piece that focuses on exotic beauty and trippy patterns. The main focus of the work is the beautiful Indian woman that is in the center. She has a very calm expression, and her body is made out of various people. She’s surrounded by a trippy network of colorful spirals and shapes.
Untitled by Larry Carlson May 22 2017
This is an absolutely incredibly work by “Computer Guru”, Larry Carlson. It’s a rainbow-patterned outdoor piece that has some optical trickery. The forest is covered in a prismatic shine, and there’s a tiger hidden within the trees. The shine really gives the piece a glassy effect, and is guaranteed to impress any glassblower.