Hello fellow Pokemon trainers! It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Yes, it’s time for us to return to Fochun to see some more absurd Pokemon. Now, let’s begin!
- Dedwheat The Zombie Pokemon (Based off of extremely moldy bread) Grass/Poison type Genderless Height: 4’11” Weight: 19.8 lbs Final evolution of Fresrye
Description: A zombified loaf of bread with red and green mushrooms growing out of its body.
Entry: Its corpse waits for the right day to be eaten. It spends its time infecting other Fresrye with lethal spores.
- Blobbos The Blob Pokemon (Based off of the slimes from Dragon Quest) Ice/Rock type Genderless Height: 1’04” Weight: 12.6 lbs
Description: A blue blob with a surprised face and a pink tail.
Entry: People who live near mountains say that you can hear Blobbos’ cries at night, as they try to train hitting rocks. (It’s cry is its name) (It also has some of the lowest stats of any Pokemon)
- Biteki The Aesthetic Pokemon (Based of off Floral Shoppe and the psychic trainer from Red and Blue) Ice/Psychic type Genderless Height: 4’03” Weight: 55.6 lbs
Description: A light blue bust with the face of a psychic trainer and a checkered design pattern.
Entry: It suddenly appeared several years ago and its origins are unknown. Looking at it makes you feel nostalgic for some reason… (Its cry is the first few bars of Macintosh Plus’ most popular Vaporwave track)