Creepy Pokedex Entries (Thursdays) sources from the various dexes and bulbapedia.

  • Now many people believe the Pokemon series is a kid series, however it’s hard to say due to many adult themes spread throughout the games. Take the Pokedex for instance, there are some pretty screwed up things that lay hidden within this incredibly popular series.
  • I want my mommy! Cubone: X Pokedex entry. It wears the skull of its dead mother on its head. When it becomes lonesome, it is said to cry loudly. (Dear god! Rated “E” for everyone? It’s actually called “Orphan” in Japan!)


  • OKAY THIS IS PUSHING THE ENVALOPE WAY TOO FAR! Yamask: Pokemon Black Pokedex entry. Each of them carries a mask that USED TO BE ITS FACE when it was a human. Sometimes they look at it and cry. (YOU ARE “KILLING” A GHOST OF A DEAD PERSON! WTF!!!!!!!!!!)


  • NOW WE ARE GETTING PLAIN DISGUSTING! Vibrava: Y Pokedex entry. It generates shockwaves by violently flapping its wings. After making its pray faint, it melts the prey with acid. A killer antlion, now that would make a good horror movie!


  • Bug Problem? I think so! Pinsir Pokemon X Pokedex entry: It grips prey with its pincers until the prey is torn in half. What it can tear, it tosses far. (O_O and it’s 4”11!)


  • Killer Pumpkin! Gourgeist Pokemon Y Pokedex entry: This is an “E” rated game you know. It enwraps its prey in its hair-like arms. It sings joyfully as it observes THE SUFFERING OF ITS PREY! (Geezus H. Christ!)


  • I can’t emphasize the word Gore in his name any better than this! Gorebyss Pokemon Sapphire Pokedex entry: Although Gorebyss is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this Pokemon inserts its thin mouth into the prey’s body and drains the prey of its body fluids. (Dracula much?) (


  • More fodder for PETA I guess. Spoink Pokemon Black and White 2 Pokedex entry: Using its tail like a spring, it keeps its heart beating by bouncing constantly. If it stops, it dies. (You kill it when you make it faint…. Da Hell!) (bulbapedia.


  • Facehugger! Gligar Pokemon Y Pokedex entry: It flies straight at its target’s face, then clamps down on the startled victim to inject poison. (Pretty Brutal O_O)


  • A GHOST of a grudge! Banette Pokemon X Pokedex entry: A doll that became a Pokemon over its grudge from being junked. It seeks the child that disowned it. (Chucky much?)


  • EEEEW! Garbodor Pokemon X Pokedex entry: It clenches opponents with its left arm and finishes them off with foul-smelling poison gas belched from its mouth. (What a way to go eh?)



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